Current Events > God didn't want Adam to be alone and so he made Eve

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coh 01/07/20 1:51:45 AM #1:	Are you alone, CE? <cite>coh posted [p:932574681] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>Are you alone, CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 01/07/20 1:52:22 AM #2:	God shoulda told Adam to beat his meat --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:932574693] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>God shoulda told Adam to beat his meat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/07/20 1:53:05 AM #3:	I want an Eve. More specifically, a Ruff Ryder. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932574710] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>I want an Eve. More specifically, a Ruff Ryder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/07/20 2:06:50 AM #4:	God created Adam and Lilith at the same time. But she didnt want to be subservient, so she left and God created Eve. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:932574992] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>God created Adam and Lilith at the same time. But she didnt want to be subservient, so she left and God created Eve. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 01/07/20 2:08:38 AM #5:	Foppe posted... God created Adam and Lilith at the same time. But she didnt want to be subservient, so she left and God created Eve. Lilith isn't canon <cite>coh posted [p:932575031] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>God created Adam and Lilith at the same time. But she didnt want to be subservient, so she left and God created Eve.</quote>Lilith isn't canon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 01/07/20 2:11:47 AM #6:	and eve wasn't into monogamy so she ate an apple so she could bang more men <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:932575077] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>and eve wasn't into monogamy so she ate an apple so she could bang more men </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 01/07/20 2:14:26 AM #7:	coh posted... Lilith isn't canon canonicity in the Abrahamic Literary Universe is a disaster. but, that's what happens when you let so many people have creative control. --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! ...found dead, in her bathtub. <cite>Medussa posted [p:932575129] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>coh posted... </cite> <quote>Lilith isn't canon</quote> canonicity in the Abrahamic Literary Universe is a disaster. but, that's what happens when you let so many people have creative control. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/07/20 2:14:56 AM #8:	coh posted... Lilith isn't canon Biblical Expanded Universe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"canon" bible <cite>Zikten posted [p:932575141] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>coh posted... </cite> <quote>Lilith isn't canon</quote>Biblical Expanded Universe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"canon" bible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 01/07/20 2:15:28 AM #9:	Foppe posted... God created Adam and Lilith at the same time. But she didnt want to be subservient, so she left and God created Eve. Lilith was the world's first feminist is what you're telling me, eh? --- https://twitter.com/bastardspod Buy bolt cutters and machetes <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:932575156] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>God created Adam and Lilith at the same time. But she didnt want to be subservient, so she left and God created Eve.</quote> Lilith was the world's first feminist is what you're telling me, eh? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/07/20 2:16:09 AM #10:	The Great Muta 22 posted... Lilith was the world's first feminist is what you're telling me, eh? Yes. She got kicked out of the garden cause she wanted to be on top during sex. And Adam and God were butthurt about that <cite>Zikten posted [p:932575165] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>The Great Muta 22 posted... </cite> <quote>Lilith was the world's first feminist is what you're telling me, eh?</quote>Yes. She got kicked out of the garden cause she wanted to be on top during sex. And Adam and God were butthurt about that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 01/07/20 2:16:55 AM #11:	No self respecting man wants to be emasculated <cite>coh posted [p:932575181] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>No self respecting man wants to be emasculated </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 01/07/20 2:19:35 AM #12:	coh posted... No self respecting man wants to be emasculated So God made Eve from one of Adam's ribs, technically making her a clone, for him to copulate with instead. Which means it was masturbation, and not sex. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:932575235] in God didn't... [t:78311636]...</cite> <quote>coh posted... </cite> <quote>No self respecting man wants to be emasculated</quote>So God made Eve from one of Adam's ribs, technically making her a clone, for him to copulate with instead. Which means it was masturbation, and not sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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