Current Events > Scenario: Aliens are invading and the US military has put you in charge of XCOM

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Rika_Furude
01/02/20 6:44:01 AM
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The US military has decided that you are the worlds best hope to combat the alien threat. They have put you in charge of the shadowy, elite, anti-alien force known as XCOM. How do you proceed and can you defend Earth from giant alien battleships and mechas, thin men and sectoids with mind control and necromancy powers

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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
01/02/20 6:47:01 AM
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TBH knowing I'd be fighting for Trump I'd rather die or deflect to the aliens.

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SH_expert44
01/02/20 6:48:26 AM
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Cowthief
01/02/20 6:49:27 AM
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Use alien technology to build a generation ship filled with earth 's memory and just leave.

It's not like the aliens are going to do a worse job than us.

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Wewillrocku
01/02/20 6:57:13 AM
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...japan has put me in charge of the alien task force? a supremely interesting turn of affairs

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Rimmer_Dall
01/02/20 7:13:19 AM
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Depends. Is it on one of the easier difficulties, or is it Ironman Impossible? Do I get to savescum?
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WilliamPorygon
01/02/20 7:18:26 AM
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Get my friend to do it, he's played through that game numerous times whereas I have no earthly idea what I'm doing and the government is clearly mistaken in thinking that I do.

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uwnim
01/02/20 7:25:10 AM
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Ok, the first thing I realize is that the government has already been infiltrated. They also dont have control of it otherwise one of their agents instead of someone who has no business being in charge would have been chosen.

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DrizztLink
01/02/20 7:26:31 AM
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Rika_Furude
01/02/20 7:55:47 AM
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uwnim posted...
Ok, the first thing I realize is that the government has already been infiltrated. They also dont have control of it otherwise one of their agents instead of someone who has no business being in charge would have been chosen.
due to the NSA they know everything about all citizens and know that you are the most likely to create a successful anti-alien strategy

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Nazanir
01/02/20 8:00:42 AM
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We're fucked regardless who is put in charge.

>YFW missing a 99% chance shot.

We're doomed.

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Rika_Furude
01/02/20 8:02:42 AM
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Nazanir posted...
We're fucked regardless who is put in charge.

>YFW missing a 99% chance shot.

We're doomed.
snake has wrapped your assault
grenadier misfired and killed himself
medic has paniced
thin man cirtted your other medic who was behind elevated full cover and hunkering down
enemy aliens are literally ignoring explosions going off next to them https://youtu.be/KklLTjoOkmk?t=31

what do you do now

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VTBM
01/02/20 8:08:31 AM
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I'm useless without savescumming and with 100% shots missing.

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Nazanir
01/02/20 8:54:25 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
snake has wrapped your assault
grenadier misfired and killed himself
medic has paniced
thin man cirtted your other medic who was behind elevated full cover and hunkering down
enemy aliens are literally ignoring explosions going off next to them https://youtu.be/KklLTjoOkmk?t=31

what do you do now
What I do?

Lie down.
Roll over.
Cry.

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UnfairRepresent
01/02/20 8:57:13 AM
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I'm legit really good at xcom so the world is fine
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aki_sora
01/02/20 9:00:46 AM
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Hired people with high luck
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GeneralKenobi85
01/03/20 11:00:43 PM
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First thing I do is put on my sweater obviously.

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NeoShadowhen
01/03/20 11:05:53 PM
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If it went like the game, Id get a grip on the situation, assure victory and then oversee a ridiculous training regiment for my elite squad of female soldiers that would even make the spartans go damn, dude....
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I Like Toast
01/03/20 11:39:22 PM
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Make a bee line to plasma weapons and give my soldiers red,purple,and pink armor and ensure they deploy without helmets

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Zikten
01/04/20 12:03:31 AM
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
TBH knowing I'd be fighting for Trump I'd rather die or deflect to the aliens.
Your not fighting for Trunp you are fighting for your species. You'd betray the human race just cause of Trump?
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ThyCorndog
01/04/20 12:05:22 AM
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first things first I get all the satellites up asap

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