Current Events > Was God even present for the birth of His child?

Topic List
Page List: 1
lilORANG
12/31/19 2:35:03 PM
#1:


Some father smh. Sent an angel and some wise men to cover, but lemme tell you, that wouldn't cut it for my wife.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68
12/31/19 2:35:56 PM
#2:


Wasn't even there for his son's death and funeral either.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Maldoror
12/31/19 2:51:31 PM
#3:


God is omnipresent, so of course.

Also, His son IS God, so think about that...

---
I shall set down in a few lines how upright Maldoror was during his early years, when he lived happy. There: done.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewerx
12/31/19 2:54:26 PM
#4:


Joseph must have been so pissed off that Jesus' biological father paid no financial support towards his own son's upbringing.

---
Easily manipulated
... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger
12/31/19 2:55:09 PM
#5:


lilORANG posted...
Some father smh. Sent an angel and some wise men to cover, but lemme tell you, that wouldn't cut it for my wife.

ok, trump.
---
-Only dead fish swim with the current
http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html
... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG
12/31/19 2:55:25 PM
#6:


Maldoror posted...
God is omnipresent, so of course.

Also, His son IS God, so think about that...

Lmao, yeah run that one by the mother of your child. "Sorry honey, I know I wasn't there there, but I was with you in spirit. Great job. Oh, and I'm gonna be a bit behind on those child support payments"

Man, he lucky Mary was infallible and without sin or she'd have popped a cap in that deadbeat.
---
Posted using GameFlux
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
12/31/19 2:58:56 PM
#7:


Sounds like your mistake was having a wife birth your child.

---
Name checks out
"Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone
... Copied to Clipboard!
NobleWill8
12/31/19 3:00:17 PM
#8:


Capital H His?

+respect

---
tfw when you don't have an idea for your sig
seriously people, gimme a quote, I'm actually desperate
... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe
12/31/19 3:51:53 PM
#9:


The Wise Men were not there as well.

---
GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC
... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07
12/31/19 3:53:17 PM
#11:


I mean, supposedly he's everywhere

---
"People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time"
-Detective Rust Cohle
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man
12/31/19 3:55:00 PM
#12:


Sorry bad joke.

---
Water+Fall=Radiation.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro
12/31/19 3:56:04 PM
#13:


He's omnipresent so yeah

---
53 LIII 0b110101
p16 0x35
... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro
12/31/19 3:57:13 PM
#14:


lilORANG posted...
Man, he lucky Mary was infallible and without sin or she'd have popped a cap in that deadbeat.
She wasn't. She found favor, but that doesn't imply she was sinless.

---
53 LIII 0b110101
p16 0x35
... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG
12/31/19 6:30:13 PM
#15:


DevsBro posted...

She wasn't. She found favor, but that doesn't imply she was sinless.

I think being immaculately conceived is a bit better than simply finding favor lmao
---
Posted using GameFlux
... Copied to Clipboard!
Maldoror
12/31/19 7:02:58 PM
#16:


lilORANG posted...
I think being immaculately conceived is a bit better than simply finding favor lmao

Imagine thinking the immaculate conception was something believed by the early church lmao

---
I shall set down in a few lines how upright Maldoror was during his early years, when he lived happy. There: done.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44
12/31/19 7:05:01 PM
#17:


Firewerx posted...
Joseph must have been so pissed off that Jesus' biological father paid no financial support towards his own son's upbringing.
what a cuck

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG
12/31/19 7:19:31 PM
#18:


Maldoror posted...


Imagine thinking the immaculate conception was something believed by the early church lmao


Early church didn't have the benefit of a nicely compiled bible and centuries of scholars' interpretations. They didn't even know if they were actual Christians or just Jewish plus a lil extra.
---
Posted using GameFlux
Get it now for Android from Google Play!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Maldoror
12/31/19 7:32:06 PM
#19:


lilORANG posted...
Early church didn't have the benefit of a nicely compiled bible and centuries of scholars' interpretations. They didn't even know if they were actual Christians or just Jewish plus a lil extra.

You mean the nicely compiled bible that doesn't mention Mary's birth at all?

Then again, it's not the only stupid shit the Catholic church pulls out of their ass about Mary. Perpetual virginity, hahahahaha.

---
I shall set down in a few lines how upright Maldoror was during his early years, when he lived happy. There: done.
... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation
12/31/19 7:49:17 PM
#20:


Mistere Man posted...
Sorry bad joke.

---
I don't get it either.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1