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cmiller4642
12/30/19 11:13:54 AM
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Can't believe it's been that long since George Hamilton defeated the British Empire and won our independence
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Kitt
12/30/19 11:20:29 AM
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No, silly. That's how old the Earth is. America is turning 244 next year.
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The Trent
12/30/19 11:21:44 AM
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TC posted. hilarity ensued!

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i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
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obeseexplosive
12/30/19 11:22:02 AM
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Jesus was America all along
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Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
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SquantoZ
12/30/19 11:23:28 AM
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Remind me, when did Jesus abandon the British Empire to assist Murica? Was it before or after Judas changed his name to George Washington?

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"Context Matters"
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Number090684
12/30/19 11:25:49 AM
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Wow, just wow.

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Damn_Underscore
12/30/19 11:48:37 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
Remind me, when did Jesus abandon the British Empire to assist Murica? Was it before or after Judas changed his name to George Washington?


America is like the Baltimore Ravens, UK is like the Cleveland Browns.

Jesus went to the real British Empire
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spudger
12/30/19 11:49:25 AM
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Jesus is Newton
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