Poll of the Day > I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.

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I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

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I don't this this story makes any sense.

I could tell it was fake, because nobody even cares about Cats