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CrimsonWaffle 12/25/19 2:03:57 AM #1: |
First, off, I am 35 years old, I am thrice-divorced, and I live at the North Pole in a VAN down by the river!
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CrimsonWaffle 12/25/19 4:55:50 PM #2: |
Well, whoop-de-freaking-do! Its all about presents to you kids, isnt it? You all wanna wake up Christmas morning, run down to the tree at light-speed, grab the biggest package that you see, tear it open, you pop it open, and you pull out a dream come true! Well, I got news for you kids. In the real world, you hang up a stocking, the next morning you find it filled to the brim with JACK! SQUAT! You know why? Because there is no such thing as Santa Claus!
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King Rial 12/25/19 4:57:08 PM #3: |
I miss Chris.
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SauI_Goodman 12/25/19 4:57:41 PM #4: |
*adjusts glasses rigorously*
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UnholyMudcrab 12/25/19 5:12:03 PM #5: |
You're gonna be eating a steady diet of government cookies and milk and living in a VAN down by the RIVER
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CrimsonWaffle 12/25/19 6:28:25 PM #6: |
UnholyMudcrab posted...
You're gonna be eating a steady diet of government cookies and milk and living in a VAN down by the RIVERMom, I wish you could be Santas little helper, an shut your little CAKEHOLE! Heck, everybody wants a merry holly, jolly Christmas! Hey, look at me, Im covered in elf dust! *dances* Yee-hoo! A rump-a-bom-bom! --- How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count any, of my advice. PSN: Crimson_Arcade, Switch FC: 2459-7124-5704 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 12/25/19 6:29:52 PM #7: |
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