Current Events > I was chillin with my niece 1 on 1 yesterday and we got into this debate

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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/19 4:39:43 PM
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About how easy it would be to poke a hole in a bag if you were being suffocated. I think it was triggered by me joking like I was coming over to suffocate her before putting it in my trash bin. I thought it would be easy and your finger would just penetrate the bag instantly. But her theory was you'd just push the bag into your mouth. So, naturally I went and got another garbage bag and proceeded to put it over my head and try to poke a whole in it while I was suffocating.

Turns out she was right. I was just stretching the bag into my mouth. But she wanted to attempt to try. So, she put the bag over her head and attempted the same way, failed of course. Then she had the idea to make a smaller area for the bag to stretch through by using her teeth and it worked.

Am I the worst uncle or am I the greatest of all time?

On one hand, I literally encouraged my niece to suffocate herself with a bag over her head. On the other hand, she learned how to deal with a hostile situation if it ever occured.

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Supernatural
12/23/19 4:40:58 PM
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Uhhhh

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King Rial
12/23/19 4:41:29 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Am I the worst uncle

Not the worst. But no where near close to the best.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/19 4:43:39 PM
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King Rial posted...
Not the worst. But no where near close to the best.

Please, no semantics. Everything is either the best or the worst. Don't try to find a middle ground with logic.

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King Rial
12/23/19 4:44:07 PM
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Then you would have to be the worst. I'm so sorry.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/19 4:44:42 PM
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King Rial posted...
Then you would have to be the worst. I'm so sorry.

Ah, damn. Really thought that was gonna go in my favor.

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obeseexplosive
12/23/19 4:47:20 PM
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King Rial posted...
Then you would have to be the worst. I'm so sorry.

Sweet I'm no longer the worst uncle ever.

Brb going to call my sister
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