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SrRd_RacinG
12/20/19 10:34:04 AM
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Lara Croft is a fucking survivalist who in just her first game, is more of a bad ass than Claire and Jill.

Lara Croft would annihilate the two, but would struggle more with Jill. Jill's challenge was far greater than Claire's but Lara's multiple adventures and variety of enemies propels her to heights that even many Male protagonists could not compete with.

Maybe I need a better comparison.


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viewmaster_pi
12/20/19 10:40:00 AM
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True, it's one thing to kill zombies, but some of Lara's feats in climbing and escaping natural disasters are practically superhuman.

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Veggeta_MAX
12/20/19 10:40:41 AM
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Lara Croft comes from a line of tomb raiding adventurers. It's in her blood. Claire and Jill comes from a line of above average military people.

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 10:59:59 AM
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What do you mean "first game "?

Lara has 3 different incarnations in major games alone.

Original Core Design Lara would get creamed by Jill and defeated by Jill's expert skill and military training

Would lose to Claire in a slap fight but would beat her in an open shooting gallery

Core design Lara routinely knocks herself out
, is stripped and Fucks up. She has no military training and fighting generic men is a struggle

Crystal Dynamics Lara wipes the floor with Jill and Claire at the same time while wisecracking.

She routinely fights giant monsters and mobs of 40 well trained PMC soldiers and easily defeats them without sweating .

2nd Reboot Lara? Depends on when in the story. At the start shed get creamed

By the end shed take both Jill and Claire by sneaking up on them but lose a shootout or hand to hand to Jill

Movie Claire beats them both tho. She roundhouse kicked a zombie then headshot like 7 of them in 2 seconds
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Ricemills
12/20/19 11:03:08 AM
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Lara Croft been pulling and pushing (square-shaped) boulders with no problem, fought aliens and dragons, and even ancient gods.

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 11:13:55 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Lara Croft been pulling and pushing (square-shaped) boulders with no problem, fought aliens and dragons, and even ancient gods.

"she pushes boulders " might not be a good go to against RE protagonists
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SrRd_RacinG
12/20/19 11:23:48 AM
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After you played the 2nd game TR II), you realize she's on a different level.

Dinosaurs, tigers, spiders, flying scary guys, sasquatches, monks, italian mobsters, sharks, etc..

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Ricemills
12/20/19 11:26:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"she pushes boulders " might not be a good go to against RE protagonists

even roided-up chris having trouble with boulders.

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 11:29:21 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
After you played the 2nd game TR II), you realize she's on a different level.

Dinosaurs, tigers, spiders, flying scary guys, sasquatches, monks, italian mobsters, sharks, etc..

And then in the sequel she KOs herself in a self imposed car crash, kos herself falling down a pipe

And then sets a gang of murdering raping lunatics free to massacre a bunch of innocent US soldiers who easily apprehended her because she is no match for them


Yeah she killed some monsters and mobsters but I wouldn't put them above the Zombies and Tyrants and lickers

Claire didn't crash her bike and assist a neo nazi gang to massacre the RCPD in order to succeed
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Ricemills
12/20/19 11:37:13 AM
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lol, every TR boss will stomp on things like tyrants.

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SrRd_RacinG
12/20/19 11:39:53 AM
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Turtlebread
12/20/19 11:39:54 AM
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one punch man would beat them all up

eat shit nerds

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 11:45:09 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
@UnfairRepresent

You are horribly misguided.

How so?
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SrRd_RacinG
12/20/19 11:49:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How so?

Lara Croft has had way more games, therefore way more enemies.

The scope of enemies is far wider than the Resident Evil girls. It's a truly unfair comparison. Lara is in a league of her own, even compared to many Male protagonists.

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 11:51:05 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...


Lara Croft has had way more games, therefore way more enemies.

The scope of enemies is far wider than the Resident Evil girls. It's a truly unfair comparison. Lara is in a league of her own, even compared to many Male protagonists.

Yes but those Laras are different incarnations.

Tomb Raider Legend Lara never dealt with Von Croy

New 2nd reboot Lara never went to hell or got buried in Egypt


I specifically picked out which of the big 3 would win and which would lose
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Zack_Attackv1
12/22/19 3:25:22 AM
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*buys everything*

Well would you look at that? I don't have to restrict myself to liking one exclusive franchise.
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ModLogic
12/22/19 3:31:13 AM
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evil_zombie11
12/22/19 3:33:17 AM
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This is like Indiana Jones versus Ash Williams.

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