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UnfairRepresent 12/12/19 12:21:00 PM #1: |
You come home one day to find Santa going over his list with confusion while pacing in circles and muttering to himself. He then spots you and says:
"Oh ho ho ho! So sorry to bother you young man, I'm just checking my list twice this season before I give presents to all the good girls and boys. But Im afraid my age is catching up with me and I can't make out who has been naughty and who has been nice in this street. I hate to even impose but can you help an old man? The glasses Mrs Claus made me all those long years ago aren't doing what they used to. It seems the small print has defeated me hohoho. Tell me, what do your young eyes see?" https://i.imgur.com/hv5hRcj.jpg He hands you the list of everyone who lives in your area and everyone is listed as Nice, except you who and some boxer called Sanchez who have been listed as Naughty. Santa stands there warmly patiently awaiting your response and smiling. How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 12/12/19 12:21:29 PM #2: |
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FabIemaster 12/12/19 12:23:41 PM #3: |
I tell santa to fuck off and get some new glasses because obv im naughty.
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SquantoZ 12/12/19 12:25:36 PM #4: |
Santa is clearly racist then. Me and Sanchez are the only hispanics in the neighborhood. Fuck you racist ass Trump supporter Santa!
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BuckVanHammer 12/12/19 12:28:45 PM #6: |
i call the easter bunny to come pick this drunk bastard up. should not be sleigh'n it up in that condition.
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UnfairRepresent 12/13/19 5:04:42 PM #7: |
SquantoZ posted...
Santa is clearly racist then. Me and Sanchez are the only hispanics in the neighborhood. Fuck you racist ass Trump supporter Santa! I don't know, you sound pretty naughty to me --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GodBlessAustin 12/13/19 5:06:17 PM #8: |
I tell him I'm Jewish
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