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Chunkey Simmons 12/11/19 8:41:33 PM #1: |
I work part time as a security guard. I work in a building that is open to the public. For the most part, the job is boring as hell, but we occasionally have some weird encounters.
A week ago, we had this woman that was loitering on a sofa that we have in our main office. The person didn't purchase anything or have any business being there, but I was nice about it. I let her sit for about 15 minutes, but she still didn't move. I walk up to her and ask her if she needs anything. She said "no, waiting for my mom" sarcastically. I then tell her "if you don't have any business here, I'll have to escort you out". She didn't budge, so I took out my phone and called the police. As she noticed I did that, she got up, flipped the table over, and l left the building. The cops came, got my story and left. Whenever a disturbance of anything happens, I'm required to write a report with a description of the person, who was involved and the date that the event happened. The description has to be VERY accurate, so I gave one "Brown hair, dark blue jeans, 5'8 - 5'9 tall, big butt, black heels, white tank top". Today I get called into the office because of the report that I wrote. Not for an update on what happened, because the description I wrote was "inappropriate". Keep in mind, I was trying to get an accurate description of the person, so anyone that saw her would know who she is, so I will give as accurate of a description as possible - that's my fucking job. And now I could be written up and possibly fired. By leaving out comments, I'm potentially leaving out important information, and that's ridiculous to think that they don't want me to do that. Am I in the right here, or are they right? --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwordMaster13X 12/11/19 8:43:19 PM #2: |
Did you really write big butt as a description on the report?
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nevershine 12/11/19 8:43:23 PM #3: |
How big was dat booty?
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PMarth2002 12/11/19 8:43:37 PM #4: |
I'm guessing saying she had a big butt was the problem?
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marthsheretoo 12/11/19 8:44:01 PM #5: |
Simon Sees was real life
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CyricZ 12/11/19 8:44:42 PM #6: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Did you really write big butt as a description on the report? --- CyricZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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konokonohamaru 12/11/19 8:45:40 PM #8: |
Should have included pics
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Christian RULES 12/11/19 8:46:09 PM #9: |
How big was dat ass tho
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Grindcorp9000 12/11/19 8:47:23 PM #10: |
next time write thick as fuck.
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kingdrake2 12/11/19 8:48:19 PM #11: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Did you really write big butt as a description on the report? i bet he did. that's why he got canned. bitch did him in. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sexypwnstar 12/11/19 8:48:38 PM #12: |
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yillin 12/11/19 8:49:04 PM #13: |
Are you so unprofessional and is your grasp of the english language so bad that you couldn't figure out a better way to describe her? They are in the right.
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Iodine 12/11/19 8:49:34 PM #14: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Did you really write big butt as a description on the report? --- In Belichick we Trust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordRazziel 12/11/19 8:49:44 PM #15: |
https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo
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ThePrinceFish 12/11/19 8:50:23 PM #16: |
voluptuous derriere
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KainWind 12/11/19 8:52:39 PM #18: |
Is that a public report? If not, the language shouldn't matter as long as it's descriptive right?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 12/11/19 8:53:10 PM #19: |
tell us 'bout dat ass
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Chunkey Simmons 12/11/19 8:54:40 PM #20: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Did you really write big butt as a description on the report? I said "large buttocks" so it was a more professional terminology. it wasn't like "big ole booty" or anything PMarth2002 posted... I'm guessing saying she had a big butt was the problem? Yes, that is what their complaint was. yillin posted... Are you so unprofessional and is your grasp of the english language so bad that you couldn't figure out a better way to describe her? They are in the right. What is a better way to describe it? --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DifferentialEquation 12/11/19 8:54:57 PM #21: |
you should have instead given "portly buttocks" as the description, it says the same thing but in a more professional manner
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Chunkey Simmons 12/11/19 8:55:35 PM #22: |
KainWind posted...
Is that a public report? If not, the language shouldn't matter as long as it's descriptive right? it isn't public unless it goes to court. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 12/11/19 8:57:22 PM #23: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvrcHpipzmA
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SwordMaster13X 12/11/19 9:00:39 PM #24: |
Why was there a need to mention her butt size unless you were in a deep lust for it that you lost your senses and wrote it in the report?
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kingdrake2 12/11/19 9:40:35 PM #25: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Why was there a need to mention her butt size unless you were in a deep lust for it that you lost your senses and wrote it in the report? had to do his job but he wanted dat ass. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JonTaylorThomas 12/11/19 9:42:12 PM #26: |
The description has to be VERY accurate, so I gave one "Brown hair, dark blue jeans, 5'8 - 5'9 tall, big butt This happened --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 12/13/19 10:30:03 AM #27: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
What is a better way to describe it?You make no mention of her complexion or body frame. Outside of hair color, height, and butt everything else was just clothes. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 12/13/19 2:57:42 PM #28: |
Description isnt all that great.
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DrizztLink 12/13/19 2:59:57 PM #29: |
I'm gonna need more info.
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AirFresh 12/13/19 3:02:02 PM #30: |
Hahahahahah
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 12/13/19 3:03:19 PM #31: |
I'd describe the woman in question as "large breasted, wide hipped, gigantic ass, I mean you could fucking land an aircraft on that thing. I'm not even talking about something simple like a fighter plane. I'm talking about things carrying other fucking things. Like aircraft carriers but flying. Okay that's how big that ass was"
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PatrickMahomes 12/13/19 3:04:45 PM #32: |
I notice you didn't include a race either, is that fireable in this day and age?
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yemmy 12/13/19 3:07:09 PM #33: |
lol SHE GOT A DONK
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 12/13/19 3:07:24 PM #34: |
I then tell her "if you don't have any business here, I'll have to escort you out". She didn't budge, so I took out my phone and called the police. As she noticed I did that, she got up, flipped the table over, and l left the building. I'm laughing at this. You tried to powermove her and she called your shit. --- "I also advised their executives through e-mail that further behavior could result in a cyber attack[...]" https://imgur.com/cSxy3Od ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BioPeace 12/13/19 3:07:52 PM #35: |
You were absolutely in the right TC. Keep up the good work, and report back any "other well descriptive reports". ;^)
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pkmnlord 12/13/19 3:08:27 PM #36: |
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Alpha218 12/13/19 3:17:20 PM #37: |
bruh
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Error1355 12/13/19 3:18:49 PM #38: |
lol'd
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EvenSpoonier 12/13/19 3:21:46 PM #39: |
"Large build", dude. Seriously.
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OfDustandBone 12/13/19 3:23:12 PM #40: |
Swiggity Swooty
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Lordgold666 12/13/19 3:23:23 PM #41: |
Big butt
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CADE FOSTER 12/13/19 3:44:18 PM #43: |
fair next time be proffesional
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deanshow 12/13/19 3:46:46 PM #44: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I work part time as a security guard. I work in a building that is open to the public. For the most part, the job is boring as hell, but we occasionally have some weird encounters.Theyre right. I work security, you keep the deacriptions on clothing theyre wearing, possible height and build, and race. If you put big butt there then yeah youre gonna get shit canned --- Will not change this sig until Tommy Wiseau wins an Oscar (Started 12-21-2014) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 12/13/19 3:48:08 PM #45: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
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sktgamer_13dude 12/13/19 3:50:21 PM #46: |
This happened
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MelzezDoor 12/13/19 4:11:49 PM #47: |
"Pear-shaped individual"
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Chunkey Simmons 12/15/19 7:34:41 AM #48: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Why was there a need to mention her butt size unless you were in a deep lust for it that you lost your senses and wrote it in the report?it's my job to give as accurate of a description as possible. why would I leave it details? --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 12/15/19 7:36:42 AM #49: |
This happened
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Unsugarized_Foo 12/15/19 7:44:19 AM #50: |
I mean, if some chick walked in with an ass that separates her from the rest, thats something. What if they ended up one grabbing women with small butts? Then you guys look like assholes
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UnfairRepresent 12/15/19 7:46:53 AM #51: |
This occured
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