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Garioshi 12/10/19 8:52:11 PM #1:	The Westboro Baptist Church-following, breaking-and-entering, refusing to condemn the stoning of gay people, zero social awareness-having, never-bathing bundle of joy. Positive: He got the bright idea to stop being in the common room every waking hour (after he got chewed out by the RAs for sleeping in the common rooms as well) Negative: Now he's in our room literally every hour. Despite wearing headphones 24/7, he still tells me to turn down anything I have that's louder than barely audible. He also a literal mouth-breather, and he does it both loudly and constantly, along with clearing his throat. Any remotely loud noise (which includes extremely mundane things like opening and closing the door to the room) makes him audibly gasp every single time regardless of how often it happens. If I say anything, no matter how quiet, he'll assume I'm addressing him despite never once doing so. He also snores very loudly, and it's recently gotten worse. He's making the act of relaxing in my room extremely frustrating. What do? --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931397872] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>The Westboro Baptist Church-following, breaking-and-entering, refusing to condemn the stoning of gay people, zero social awareness-having, never-bathing bundle of joy. Positive: He got the bright idea to stop being in the common room every waking hour (after he got chewed out by the RAs for sleeping in the common rooms as well) Negative: Now he's in our room literally every hour. Despite wearing headphones 24/7, he still tells me to turn down anything I have that's louder than barely audible. He also a literal mouth-breather, and he does it both loudly and constantly, along with clearing his throat. Any remotely loud noise (which includes extremely mundane things like opening and closing the door to the room) makes him audibly gasp every single time regardless of how often it happens. If I say anything, no matter how quiet, he'll assume I'm addressing him despite never once doing so. He also snores very loudly, and it's recently gotten worse. He's making the act of relaxing in my room extremely frustrating. What do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordRazziel 12/10/19 8:57:55 PM #3:	Plant caprese salad in his dresser and call the cops. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:931398092] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>Plant caprese salad in his dresser and call the cops. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerOats 12/10/19 8:58:58 PM #4:	get a new roommate <cite>PowerOats posted [p:931398129] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>get a new roommate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 12/10/19 9:00:05 PM #5:	PowerOats posted... get a new roommate --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:931398161] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite> <quote>get a new roommate</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/10/19 9:00:42 PM #6:	Make gay friends. Dozens of them. Have three or four in your room at all times. Turn that room into a stationary Pride Parade. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:931398183] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>Make gay friends. Dozens of them. Have three or four in your room at all times. Turn that room into a stationary Pride Parade. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 12/10/19 9:02:00 PM #7:	I don't know if it's dorms or a lack of maturity or what, but almost nobody has good roommate experiences in college. My advice would be to get a single dorm as soon as possible. The only reason colleges put two or four people in a living space is to save money. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:931398236] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>I don't know if it's dorms or a lack of maturity or what, but almost nobody has good roommate experiences in college. My advice would be to get a single dorm as soon as possible. The only reason colleges put two or four people in a living space is to save money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/10/19 9:03:37 PM #8:	PowerOats posted... get a new roommate I fucking wish I could. The only way I can do that is by moving myself out. I like my other roommate and I could end up with an even worse arrangement. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931398310] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>PowerOats posted... </cite> <quote>get a new roommate</quote>I fucking wish I could. The only way I can do that is by moving myself out. I like my other roommate and I could end up with an even worse arrangement. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/10/19 9:06:56 PM #9:	Garioshi posted... I could end up with an even worse arrangement. https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:931398458] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>I could end up with an even worse arrangement.</quote>https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 12/10/19 9:22:06 PM #10:	what is the chance that you are going to end up with someone worse than a mouth breathing caveman who fears music and wants to stone gays to death? like, are those common where you're at? --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:931399074] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>what is the chance that you are going to end up with someone worse than a mouth breathing caveman who fears music and wants to stone gays to death? like, are those common where you're at? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/10/19 9:31:02 PM #11:	ultimate reaver posted... what is the chance that you are going to end up with someone worse than a mouth breathing caveman who fears music and wants to stone gays to death? like, are those common where you're at? I'm in NOVA, so no, but changing roommates means changing rooms, which means breaking a lot of habits I've made this semester, including my sleep schedule, the routes I take to class, etc. I'm comfortable right now with the exception of him. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931399453] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>ultimate reaver posted... </cite> <quote>what is the chance that you are going to end up with someone worse than a mouth breathing caveman who fears music and wants to stone gays to death? like, are those common where you're at?</quote>I'm in NOVA, so no, but changing roommates means changing rooms, which means breaking a lot of habits I've made this semester, including my sleep schedule, the routes I take to class, etc. I'm comfortable right now with the exception of him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 12/10/19 9:44:13 PM #12:	Garioshi posted... I'm in NOVA, so no, but changing roommates means changing rooms, which means breaking a lot of habits I've made this semester, including my sleep schedule, the routes I take to class, etc. I'm comfortable right now with the exception of him. Doesn't the semester end before New Year's? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:931399980] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>I'm in NOVA, so no, but changing roommates means changing rooms, which means breaking a lot of habits I've made this semester, including my sleep schedule, the routes I take to class, etc. I'm comfortable right now with the exception of him.</quote> Doesn't the semester end before New Year's? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 12/10/19 9:46:02 PM #13:	I'm so glad to be done with roommates forever --- My hand hurts <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:931400069] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>I'm so glad to be done with roommates forever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 12/10/19 9:50:50 PM #14:	DrizztLink posted... Make gay friends. Dozens of them. Have three or four in your room at all times. Turn that room into a stationary Pride Parade. This, plus record him at all times when they are around and turn over said recordings to police once you have him arrested for hate crimes. edit: wtf double quote I think I might need a new mouse >_< --- https://talktotransformer.com The Internet is kind of the whole ****ing Internet. <cite>Machete posted [p:931400262] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote> DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Make gay friends. Dozens of them. Have three or four in your room at all times. Turn that room into a stationary Pride Parade.</quote> This, plus record him at all times when they are around and turn over said recordings to police once you have him arrested for hate crimes. edit: wtf double quote I think I might need a new mouse >_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/10/19 11:07:20 PM #15:	jumi posted... Doesn't the semester end before New Year's? It does, but it's still a huge hassle. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931403570] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>Doesn't the semester end before New Year's?</quote>It does, but it's still a huge hassle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 12/10/19 11:19:59 PM #16:	Garioshi posted... It does, but it's still a huge hassle. I would just deal with it until next semester, then switch rooms. If you have a bunch of gay friends, definitely invite them over to piss him off, though. XD --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:931404127] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>It does, but it's still a huge hassle.</quote> I would just deal with it until next semester, then switch rooms. If you have a bunch of gay friends, definitely invite them over to piss him off, though. XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/10/19 11:24:29 PM #17:	jumi posted... I would just deal with it until next semester, then switch rooms. If you have a bunch of gay friends, definitely invite them over to piss him off, though. XD Not an extrovert, so there are only like 5 people I could get in on it and none of them are gay and I'd also rather not risk their safety --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931404334] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>I would just deal with it until next semester, then switch rooms. If you have a bunch of gay friends, definitely invite them over to piss him off, though. XD</quote>Not an extrovert, so there are only like 5 people I could get in on it and none of them are gay and I'd also rather not risk their safety </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 12/10/19 11:28:18 PM #18:	I think his safety would be more at risk. He'd probably hyperventilate and end up needing medical attention. <cite>malenz posted [p:931404479] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>I think his safety would be more at risk. He'd probably hyperventilate and end up needing medical attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/10/19 11:34:29 PM #19:	malenz posted... I think his safety would be more at risk. He'd probably hyperventilate and end up needing medical attention. Funny you mention that, since he also has some sort of medical condition where he gets randomly light-headed and collapses. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931404745] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>malenz posted... </cite> <quote>I think his safety would be more at risk. He'd probably hyperventilate and end up needing medical attention.</quote>Funny you mention that, since he also has some sort of medical condition where he gets randomly light-headed and collapses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/11/19 10:24:46 PM #20:	Oh my god he won't stop trying to show me some shitty videos I don't care about when I just want to play games --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:931449813] in Roommate u... [t:78244249]...</cite> <quote>Oh my god he won't stop trying to show me some shitty videos I don't care about when I just want to play games </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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