Current Events > Guy 3 is like every single 'worst type of coworker' stereotype rolled up into 1.

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PatrickMahomes
12/03/19 4:24:31 PM
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He's the guy who goes OH MY GOD -- OH MY GOD -- OH MY GOD when reading an email or getting off the phone, but he's just going to keep on doing it until someone feels enough pity and reacts with a "what?"

He's the guy who asks you how your weekend was knowing full well he doesn't give a fuck, he's just waiting for you to say "how about yours?" so he can tell you what he did. I've literally just said "fine" before, and not even asked how about yours, and he just dives right into it.

He's the guy who works more on shoveling other menial crap to other coworkers instead of taking six seconds to at least investigate the issue.

He's the guy who constantly shows up just late enough and takes lunches just long enough where the boss doesn't notice his absence.

He's the guy whose overflow shit work gets sent to the rest of us because we're actually good at our jobs.

He's the guy who blames every foosball loss on his partner and/or the other team, and accepts every win as his own doing.
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PatrickMahomes
12/04/19 12:12:19 PM
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When a new guy asks "can you help me real quick?" he answers with this snarky-ass "NO" literally (not misusing that word) every time. He still goes over and helps, but it's like he thinks he's being funny when he's not.

When he's guiding the new guy and the new guy misclicks or something and wonders what happened, guy 3 goes like "BECAUSE YOU BROKE IT" or "BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP" in this whole sarcastic-ass tone

It's so god damn infuriating. It wasn't even funny the first time, it's not funny the other seven hundred times.
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CM_Ponch
12/04/19 12:15:27 PM
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Who is Guy 3?

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Antifar
12/04/19 12:27:42 PM
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Do you have to play Guy 1 and 2 to understand Guy 3?
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PatrickMahomes
12/04/19 12:34:28 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Who is Guy 3?

He's literally the worst type of coworker on cocaine

Antifar posted...
Do you have to play Guy 1 and 2 to understand Guy 3?

Nah they are all separate stories
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