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Gafemage
12/02/19 5:28:50 PM
#1:


It can be a specific cover too, if one version of the song is markedly worse than all others.

My top 3:
3. Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Bruce Springsteen cover)
2. Any cover of 'Last Christmas' (I'm not even a fan of the original, but it's the covers that give me the most "Christmas fatigue" of any holiday song)
1. Christmas Shoes
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Gamerguymass
12/02/19 5:29:55 PM
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Every Christmas song if you have ever worked in the mall in December.

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_Rinku_
12/02/19 5:30:53 PM
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"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" from the kid's perspective is about his mom cheating on his dad.
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Gafemage
12/02/19 5:30:54 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Every Christmas song if you have ever worked in the mall in December.

So in other words, Last Christmas.
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MC_BatCommander
12/02/19 5:31:12 PM
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12 days of Christmas
Wonderful Christmas Time
Santa Baby
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coh
12/02/19 5:31:19 PM
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I like that the worst Christmas songs are the secular commercialized ones.

Whereas the religious ones are great, like O Holy Night and Hark The Herald Angels Sing
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s0nicfan
12/02/19 5:32:16 PM
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Dominick the Donkey

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Deadpool_18
12/02/19 5:32:30 PM
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Im gittin nuthin fer Chrismus
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Mistere Man
12/02/19 5:33:53 PM
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I saw mommy ******* Santa Clause.

Not kissing
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BuckVanHammer
12/02/19 5:36:44 PM
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its all garbage.
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creativerealms
12/02/19 5:37:42 PM
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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

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Gafemage
12/02/19 5:40:14 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

How did I fucking forget about this lol. That piece of shit movie was my least favorite thing about the holidays as a kid. Changing my #3 pick.
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DevsBro
12/02/19 6:23:36 PM
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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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nevershine
12/02/19 6:25:40 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.
Came in to say this

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Vicious_Dios
12/02/19 6:28:36 PM
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Feliz Navidad
FELIZ NAVIDAD
Feliz Navidad
proprorro ano y felixidad

Such a shitty repetitive song.


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UnholyMudcrab
12/02/19 6:30:02 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Feliz Navidad
FELIZ NAVIDAD
Feliz Navidad
proprorro ano y felixidad

Such a shitty repetitive song.
And a prospero ano to you as well

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buddhamonster
12/02/19 6:30:37 PM
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Any song thats 17 straight minutes of repeating the chorus.

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MonkeyBones23
12/02/19 6:32:04 PM
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Any song that's only instrumental. Nothing against that style, just don't like any of the Christmas ones.
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Ryven
12/02/19 6:32:24 PM
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I'm literally amazed nobody has mentioned that 'i want a hippopotamus for christmas' song.

Created in the 7th layer of hell by Satan himself.
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Vicious_Dios
12/02/19 6:32:54 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
And a prospero ano to you as well


Prosperous anus to me? Nah, I'm good. Thanks.

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UnholyMudcrab
12/02/19 6:41:55 PM
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No, I insist.

Anyway, the worst Christmas song is Christmas Shoes by far. It's an emotionally manipulative piece of shit, and the message is that God killed this kid's mom because this random dude didn't like Christmas enough

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DanKiller7
12/02/19 8:35:47 PM
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Is that you Santa Clause?

Used to work in a grocery so I absolutely hate any and all Christmas music as I had no choice but to listen to it for about 2 months. No headphones allowed but f that I wore earbuds while I worked in the diary cooler, and I took my time filling that bad boy up.

This song though, my god I hated it.
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