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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 11:08:11 AM
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A major cable news station is doing a six-part series on racism. You're invited to attend a kookout as part of the production crew and may appear on TV in some camera shots. The job pays what you currently make.

The host of this segment is a black male. He might get some dirty looks (as might you), but the safety of the two of you is guaranteed. The Klan sees this as an opportunity to show the world they're just humble white folks doing innocent white folk things and they are on their best behavior.

No comment on the quality of food. You'd have to find that out when you get there.
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ASithLord7
12/01/19 11:17:04 AM
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Of course these are the kinds of scenarios Skye spends time thinking about
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Guide
12/01/19 11:21:27 AM
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Is the Rainbow Pride Jacket fully covered in Rainbow?

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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 11:22:11 AM
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Guide posted...
Is the Rainbow Pride Jacket fully covered in Rainbow?


Yes. So everyone can see it.
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DeroIin
12/01/19 11:22:23 AM
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divot1338
12/01/19 11:23:00 AM
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I would go just to see the white people complain that the food is too spicy.
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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 11:23:06 AM
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I should also note that you'd be wearing the news company logo, so nobody would think you were one of the regular attendees.
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Guide
12/01/19 11:24:05 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Yes. So everyone can see it.


Do I get to keep the jacket?

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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 11:25:17 AM
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Guide posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Yes. So everyone can see it.


Do I get to keep the jacket?


You'd have to talk to a studio rep. Chances are it'll go back with the clothing department or else you'd have to buy it.
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Guide
12/01/19 11:25:34 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
You'd have to talk to a studio rep. Chances are it'll go back with the clothing department or else you'd have to buy it.


Fuck it I'm taking it.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/01/19 11:25:42 AM
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Hey, there's good cooks on both sides

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Tyranthraxus
12/01/19 11:28:12 AM
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I would go in the pride jacket but also I would start shit all sneaky like by talking about how great of a president Obama was and we need more affirmative action and mandatory diversity checklists and fully open borders.

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