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_BIueMonk
11/28/19 9:53:38 AM
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this is what i get for buying an 18 pound bird.
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divot1338
11/28/19 9:54:07 AM
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Did you remember to turn on the oven?
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_BIueMonk
11/28/19 9:54:25 AM
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divot1338 posted...
Did you remember to turn on the oven?

SHIT
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Lost_All_Senses
11/28/19 10:01:46 AM
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Did you remember to kill the turkey first?

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_BIueMonk
11/28/19 10:02:17 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Did you remember to kill the turkey first?

I WHAT
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smoke_break
11/28/19 10:03:48 AM
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I still have to catch my turkey, smh. They are faster than they look.

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Alteres
11/28/19 10:04:34 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Did you remember to kill the turkey first?
Now, I might come of as a sadist...

...but, I have just been playing far cry: new dawn, and fuck those birds.

Not doing this sounds like a good idea.

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_BIueMonk
11/28/19 10:15:19 AM
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there are wild turkeys that roam my neighborhood. they're asshole bully birds that like to harass the people they come across. they roam in groups of like 5 or 6 and theyre big birds. ive seen people trapped in their cars because the turkeys have surrounded their cars
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Jiggy101011
11/28/19 10:47:57 AM
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This is what I imagine the TC doing

https://youtu.be/rkeAMvIM_Pk

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Alteres
11/28/19 10:56:20 AM
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I grew up in MN, there was a pack of turkeys by the old folks home that would attack them as they tried to walk down to the lake.

Dick birds irl too.

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MrResetti
11/28/19 10:56:45 AM
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_BIueMonk
11/28/19 10:57:54 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Did you stuff it?

nah i stuffed it with onions, lemons and bay leaves.

things that give it FLAVOR
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MrResetti
11/28/19 10:58:28 AM
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A proper American turkey is flavorless and bone dry
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