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EzeDoesIt
11/26/19 6:31:36 PM
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I feel like Im missing out, Ive never had those stereotypical arguments with crazy uncles that everyone else seems to get to experience during Thanksgiving, etc.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/26/19 6:33:35 PM
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Trust me, hearing about how your uncle totally would have a great job if not for those fucking foreign bastards isn't as great as it seems
But Uncle Jimmy would definitely have a job except all those foreign fucks who only started mass immigration in the past two years are reponsible for his downfall from drugs over 15 years ago
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Anteaterking
11/26/19 6:34:23 PM
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I've never been a part of a big family fight at Thanksgiving and I maybe witnessed one as a kid.
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thrashmetal14
11/26/19 6:34:28 PM
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I have crazy relatives but not the racist/sexist type of crazy. Its a nice balance.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/26/19 6:37:44 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
I have crazy relatives but not the racist/sexist type of crazy. Its a nice balance.

I have all sorts of crazy
racist crazy, drug crazy, alcohol crazy, kids crazy (yes she will try to pick fights with 8 year old kids when she's in her 30s), foreigner crazy, ex crazy (that ex she broke up with because he caught her cheating was everyone else's fault)

all sorts of crazy!
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Keith_Valentine
11/26/19 6:56:25 PM
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My uncle is fuckin nuts, he tried to go after my grandpa with a tiki torch once. And he beat up my dad.

Hes actually a cool guy but hes totally gone mentally. Sad more than anything
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CADE FOSTER
11/26/19 6:58:28 PM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Trust me, it's not fun. It's no where like some Hollywood movie. Half my family is crazy Trump supporters and they look at you like you're an idiot. I have two female cousins who are always like, "I bet you like Nancy Pelosi, don't you? You're a fan of that crazy Nancy?"

I just want to scream out, "you stupid backwoods crazy bitch. You're a woman. How the fuck can you keep voting against your own self interests and then acting like you're brilliant because of it? But keep living under the delusion that Trump even sees your problems, let alone cares about them."

But I'm usually like, "I don't know. Is there more turkey?"
Sounds like fun
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evil_zombie11
11/26/19 6:59:01 PM
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Luckily most of my family is dead whew
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EzeDoesIt
11/26/19 7:19:13 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Sounds like fun



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TheDreadedWave
11/26/19 7:20:44 PM
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All my family does is criticize me.

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malenz
11/26/19 7:21:13 PM
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why in the world would anyone WANT that?
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TroutPaste
11/26/19 7:23:35 PM
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flobbyg
11/26/19 7:24:47 PM
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My family is super sweet to each other that I find myself trying to stir the pot. Like Ill say Kamala Harris is the worst! And everyone will agree. Then Ill say Trump is better than Harris! And Ill get do you want more turkey, son?

...my god. Im THAT relative!
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Notti
11/29/19 5:24:11 AM
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My family doesn't argue politics. Only sometimes extended family drama. This Thanksgiving was pretty calm though.
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Kaliesto
11/29/19 5:38:49 AM
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I have a crazy uncle, unfortunately.

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mattnd2007
11/29/19 5:51:44 AM
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Crazy isn't fun in real life.

My uncle's ex wife was a fucking psycho.

Years ago when we thought my aunt(his sister) was on her death bed in the hospital (she survived, but even docs were thinking she wasn't going to make it) my ex-aunt freaked out and left because my uncle wasn't paying enough attention to her.

Happened more than one occasion something similar. Actually the event that lead to their divorce was her pulling that same stupid shit. Was actually the same aunt from before, but this time she had passed. Ex-aunt freaks out and decides she's hitchhiking all the way back to Washington state from ND. My uncle was so fed up he didn't even go after her. Instead his brother and one of his nephews went and tracked her down.

Selfish. Insane. The works. I legitimately did not love her because she made my uncle so miserable. Fuck that bitch.

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EzeDoesIt
11/29/19 1:46:31 PM
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No drama, just hung out with a cute newborn and ate Jamaican turkey:)

mattnd2007 posted...
Crazy isn't fun in real life.

My uncle's ex wife was a fucking psycho.

Years ago when we thought my aunt(his sister) was on her death bed in the hospital (she survived, but even docs were thinking she wasn't going to make it) my ex-aunt freaked out and left because my uncle wasn't paying enough attention to her.

Happened more than one occasion something similar. Actually the event that lead to their divorce was her pulling that same stupid shit. Was actually the same aunt from before, but this time she had passed. Ex-aunt freaks out and decides she's hitchhiking all the way back to Washington state from ND. My uncle was so fed up he didn't even go after her. Instead his brother and one of his nephews went and tracked her down.

Selfish. Insane. The works. I legitimately did not love her because she made my uncle so miserable. Fuck that bitch.


Wow, damn

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