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Orlando_Jordan 11/24/19 3:53:02 PM #1:	1) Get a match on Tinder 2) She's 20 lbs heavier IRL 3) She wants to do something expensive. 4) She doesn't even hook up with you 5) She hooks up with a Chad that night. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:930634346] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>1) Get a match on Tinder 2) She's 20 lbs heavier IRL 3) She wants to do something expensive. 4) She doesn't even hook up with you 5) She hooks up with a Chad that night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Young_Caesar 11/24/19 3:55:54 PM #2:	>Implying it's just 20 lbs heavier. --- All dat juice <cite>Young_Caesar posted [p:930634473] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>>Implying it's just 20 lbs heavier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 11/24/19 3:56:59 PM #3:	>Implying you are owed sex. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:930634518] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>>Implying you are owed sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 11/24/19 3:57:41 PM #4:	Actual modern dating >meet good guy with a good job and good prospects >spend the entire date being compared to some woman called Ronda >get told since you haven't been a medalist in the Olympics you're not worth anything >go home and cry about it on a dying Chinese Rabbit Herding Message Board >date hooks up with Ronda --- https://imgur.com/tRUZB3x <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:930634553] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>Actual modern dating >meet good guy with a good job and good prospects >spend the entire date being compared to some woman called Ronda >get told since you haven't been a medalist in the Olympics you're not worth anything >go home and cry about it on a dying Chinese Rabbit Herding Message Board >date hooks up with Ronda</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 11/24/19 4:00:30 PM #5:	IMAGINE not just going outside and talking to women as if they were real people. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:930634662] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>IMAGINE not just going outside and talking to women as if they were real people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/24/19 4:02:00 PM #6:	I just pine after guys I could never have and masturbate a lot --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:930634730] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>I just pine after guys I could never have and masturbate a lot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 11/24/19 4:02:33 PM #7:	God you're a mess. --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:930634750] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>God you're a mess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 11/24/19 4:03:27 PM #8:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... Actual modern dating >meet good guy with a good job and good prospects >spend the entire date being compared to some woman called Ronda >get told since you haven't been a medalist in the Olympics you're not worth anything >go home and cry about it on a dying Chinese Rabbit Herding Message Board >date hooks up with Ronda Help me Rhonda Help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda Help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda yeah Get her out of my heart --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://i.imgtc.com/k1IlqEz.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/p1ooHhw.png <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:930634796] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>Actual modern dating >meet good guy with a good job and good prospects >spend the entire date being compared to some woman called Ronda >get told since you haven't been a medalist in the Olympics you're not worth anything >go home and cry about it on a dying Chinese Rabbit Herding Message Board >date hooks up with Ronda</quote> Help me Rhonda Help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda Help, help me Rhonda Help me Rhonda yeah Get her out of my heart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/24/19 4:12:39 PM #9:	HylianFox posted... I just pine after guys I could never have and masturbate a lot this, but women --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930635227] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>I just pine after guys I could never have and masturbate a lot </quote> this, but women</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NonDairyMiltank 11/24/19 4:15:18 PM #10:	teepan95 posted... HylianFox posted... I just pine after guys I could never have and masturbate a lot this, but women you two should set up a playdate --- Moo. #Listen&Investigate <cite>NonDairyMiltank posted [p:930635374] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>I just pine after guys I could never have and masturbate a lot </quote> this, but women</quote> you two should set up a playdate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/24/19 4:17:31 PM #11:	Taking someone you met on Tinder ON A DATE is your first mistake. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:930635500] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>Taking someone you met on Tinder ON A DATE is your first mistake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/24/19 4:19:01 PM #12:	https://youtu.be/ORDDJSyywM0 --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:930635578] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ORDDJSyywM0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orlando_Jordan 11/24/19 4:20:50 PM #13:	Flockaveli posted... Taking someone you met on Tinder ON A DATE is your first mistake. Go on. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 <cite>Orlando_Jordan posted [p:930635672] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted...</cite> <quote>Taking someone you met on Tinder ON A DATE is your first mistake. </quote> Go on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 11/24/19 4:23:10 PM #14:	Orlando_Jordan posted... Go on. Hang out with her first to see if you can stand her. Or meet her at a local bar. No need to go "all out" and take her on a date without meeting irl first. --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:930635803] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>Orlando_Jordan posted... </cite> <quote>Go on.</quote>Hang out with her first to see if you can stand her. Or meet her at a local bar. No need to go "all out" and take her on a date without meeting irl first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/24/19 4:27:53 PM #15:	Orlando_Jordan posted... Go on. Text her the purple pickle --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:930636019] in Modern dat... [t:78194766]...</cite> <quote>Orlando_Jordan posted... </cite> <quote>Go on.</quote>Text her the purple pickle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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