Current Events > 82 year old female woman beats the fuck out of 28 year old male home invader.

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An 82-year-old female bodybuilder fought back against a man who broke into her home on Thursday night as she was getting ready for bed, using her daily workout regimen and various household items to overwhelm the intruder.

Willie Murphy, who attends the Maplewood YMCA in Rochester, N.Y., on a daily basis, was getting ready for bed around 11:00 p.m. when a man started banging on the door asking for an ambulance, while declaring "I'm sick, I'm sick."

Murphy called the police and wouldn't let him inside, which she says angered the man.

I hear a loud noise, she told WHAM-TV. Im thinking, what the heck was that? The young man is in my home. He broke the door.

The award-winning bodybuilder told the outlet she hid under the cover of night -- picking up the nearest object -- as the thief crept through her home.

I picked up the table, and I went to work on him, said Murphy, who can deadlift 225 pounds. The table broke. And when hes down, Im jumping on him.

After the table drop, Murphy grabbed a nearby bottle of shampoo and went to town.

I grabbed the shampoo, she told WHAM-TV. Guess what? Hes still on the ground. In his face, all of it, the whole thing.

Shen then grabbed a nearby broom and swept the floor with the unknown suspect.

I got the broom, she said. Hes pulling the broom. Im hitting him with the broom.

When officers arrived, Murphy says the first responders wanted to take selfies with her and she even received a hero's welcome when returning to her local YMCA.

He picked the wrong house to break into, she concluded.

Full Article: https://www.foxnews.com/us/female-bodybuilder-82-fights-suspect-picked-wrong-house
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She looks like a Fallout NPC.

You know when there are only like 4 body types in the entire game so even the "old woman" NPCs have old faces but absurd muscles and look really fucking fit same as the 20 year olds.

Also can you deadlift 225 CE?

I bet half of you can't
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You go, grandma.

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An 82 year old woman could probably kick my ass.

Not sure how I feel about that.

fair next
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This is why you should lift. A granny decides to put you on your ass, you wanna go down?

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Guide posted...

This is why you should lift. A granny decides to put you on your ass, you wanna go down?

erm
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Shroobsworth posted...

An 82 year old woman could probably kick my ass.

Not sure how I feel about that.

Good?
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I deleted my topix <_<
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Lmao fairest of the fair, next
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That's awesome. Next to getting randomly attacked on the street, experiencing a home invasion is one of my absolute biggest worries. I've always lived in safe areas, but you never know when some crazy is going to think you look like easy pickings.

darkmaian23 posted...

That's awesome. Next to getting randomly attacked on the street, experiencing a home invasion is one of my absolute biggest worries. I've always lived in safe areas, but you never know when some crazy is going to think you look like easy pickings.

Yeah that's actually something that almost never gets brought up when talking about these things. Home invasions are rare so people say, no need to defend yourself, gun is more dangerous in the home, call the cops, etc. But if you have ever lived in a poor neighborhood you know these things become a lot less rare and the cops become a lot less likely to show up in a timely manner.

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The average man should be able to deadlift 315lbs so I'd hope so.
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That's badass.

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Good on her, people who burglarize homes deserve the worst

evil_zombie11 posted...

The average man should be able to deadlift 315lbs so I'd hope so.

https://strengthlevel.com/strength-standards/deadlift/lb

I'm going with a nope on that.

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ssjevot posted...

evil_zombie11 posted...

The average man should be able to deadlift 315lbs so I'd hope so.

https://strengthlevel.com/strength-standards/deadlift/lb

I'm going with a nope on that.

:O
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ssjevot posted...

darkmaian23 posted...

That's awesome. Next to getting randomly attacked on the street, experiencing a home invasion is one of my absolute biggest worries. I've always lived in safe areas, but you never know when some crazy is going to think you look like easy pickings.

Yeah that's actually something that almost never gets brought up when talking about these things. Home invasions are rare so people say, no need to defend yourself, gun is more dangerous in the home, call the cops, etc. But if you have ever lived in a poor neighborhood you know these things become a lot less rare and the cops become a lot less likely to show up in a timely manner.

so what you're saying is we all need to work out more?
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That's Scrappy Doo incarnate

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>female woman

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

That's Scrappy Doo incarnate

she looks nothing like him
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Shes literally more ripped and stronger than most millennial men
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