Current Events > I'm not gonna lie. I kinda dig the Tesla Cybertruck...1

(+) Yeah! (+)

I cant also deny that it looks a little goofy. But the designs grown on me.

Ive played enough video games with vehicles that looked exactly like that. I wouldnt mind driving something like that irl.

Stats on it seem really good too. As is the price.

ans Im not the type of person that could give a fuck what people think. So let the haters hate. I mean I see people driving around in the fuckin Nissan cube or those ridiculously tiny smart cars. IMHO those are far more ridiculous.

Who knows. I live in Canada and were JUST starting to see these vehicles on the streets and the charging stations

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It does look cool, but it's a Tesla so it's gonna be a completely broken promise. It will cost more than they say and do less.
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Gakk86 posted...

It does look cool, but it's a Tesla so it's gonna be a completely broken promise. It will cost more than they say and do less.

Im not familiar with a Teslas broken promises

but I am familiar with anyone that owns one raves about it.

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This is the worst thing Ive seen in a long while. Im convinced that Musk has lost the last of his marbles.

Also Tesla apparently attempted assassination by cop on a whistleblowing former employee. Not good.

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CE's thoughts?

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I don't know why it's said to look bad. I mean, at least it's not another Generic Modern Vehicle drawn by The Bureau of Generic Modern Vehicle Designs.
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Thompson posted...

I don't know why it's said to look bad. I mean, at least it's not another Generic Modern Vehicle drawn by The Bureau of Generic Modern Vehicle Designs.

I feel this.

Like literally every SUV looks the exactly the damn same these days.

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PS2 era graphics

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This shit is disgusting and ridiculous.

Remember watching movies in the 70s-80s that depicted what the future would be like and it doesnt turn out that way?

That's Musks idea of this truck. He watched too much Total Recall.

Hes so arrogant its laughable.

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I'd like to see it in some other colours.

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Thompson posted...

I don't know why it's said to look bad. I mean, at least it's not another Generic Modern Vehicle drawn by The Bureau of Generic Modern Vehicle Designs.

Those designs are the result of years of wind tunnel and crash testing.

Musk is just trying to scream for attention.

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idk bro

Something about it tells me that the car you hit is gonna implode on itself like a black hole and you'll drive away like nothing happened.

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I want one so badly. I've never cared about Tesla before this. But it looks so ridiculous and cartoon-futuristic that I want one.

Especially if they actually start at $40,000 when it releases. I've always thought it'd be great to get a truck for work and cuz my wife and I want to get an RV someday, but I don't like the look of pickup trucks or the fact they're gas-guzzlers.
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Its like a Honda Ridgeline (2015ish) fucked a Halo Warthog

And I think thats wonderful


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BlingBling22947 posted...

Also Tesla apparently attempted assassination by cop on a whistleblowing former employee. Not good.

Wait what
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I'd get one if I had like $60k to spend on a luxury car

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i really hate tesla but i honestly think this stupid truck fucking owns lol
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Ryuko_Chan posted...

i really hate tesla but i honestly think this stupid truck fucking owns lol

my man


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legit think it looks better than this horrendous jeep truck

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It looks godawful and I genuinely cannot fathom how anyone could like it.

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it looks really bad

people who drive pickups probably don't like Tesla

the windows broke

overall, i'd say it's a clusterf***


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So many people are anti Tesla its hilarious

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some photoshops Ive curated from Twitter

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wow TC with another bad opinion, can't believe it
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SwayM posted...

and Im the type of person that could give a fuck what people think.

So theres that.

cant wait to drive one of these fuckin monstrosities and see the looks I get.

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It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.
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The design looked wack for a few minutes before I realized its sick af. The design would stand out irl in such a good way. I understand people may not like the design, but the people taking the time to trash tesla is laughable.
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Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

I just find the anti Tesla agenda hilarious.


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Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

Ok boomer.
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I prefer the design of the Ford Ranger

foreverzero212 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

Ok boomer.

Thanks for telling me I'm right.
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https://imgur.com/a/ahHxqoo

Real image.

Neat.

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Tupacrulez posted...

foreverzero212 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

Ok boomer.

Thanks for telling me I'm right.

You posted some opinions, predictions presented as fact, and made some complaints about the grid not being green enough (while you no doubt vote for anti-environment policy) Presented in a yelling-at-the-whippersnappers tone too.

This is textbook ok boomer material. It's so perfect I think it might be copypasta trolling.
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I guess that image of the camper version is straight from the website (only photoshopped green)

also this interior looks fuckin clean bud.

serious question tho where are the cup holders. You know this thing is made for Americans right?

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Tupacrulez posted...

let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is

Or how it motivates America to overthrow democratically elected Bolivian governments
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also another question

isnt unbreakable glass...kinda dangerous?

People legit keep window breakers handy just in case you ever got trapped or submerged

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daytime bump

answer me questions

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SwayM posted...

also another question

isnt unbreakable glass...kinda dangerous?

People legit keep window breakers handy just in case you ever got trapped or submerged

Good thing the glass isn't unbreakable then, amiright
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Tupacrulez posted...

foreverzero212 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

Ok boomer.

Thanks for telling me I'm right.

People who buy Musk's cult of personality are the worst. Everything you said is correct. There is nothing wrong with trying to improve the environmental impact of cars, but having some twitter dickhead lie about every aspect of his projects, suck money from the government, and treat his workers like shit isn't an improvement. It would take change in government for electric cars to be any sort improvement, and the only change the American government has shown itself to be capable of is change for the worse for everybody but the rich. And spending on infrastructure would be bad for the rich, which is why we stopped doing it decades ago and the country is falling apart.
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Gakk86 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

foreverzero212 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

Ok boomer.

Thanks for telling me I'm right.

People who buy Musk's cult of personality are the worst. Everything you said is correct. There is nothing wrong with trying to improve the environmental impact of cars, but having some twitter dickhead lie about every aspect of his projects, suck money from the government, and treat his workers like shit isn't an improvement. It would take change in government for electric cars to be any sort improvement, and the only change the American government has shown itself to be capable of is change for the worse for everybody but the rich. And spending on infrastructure would be bad for the rich, which is why we stopped doing it decades ago and the country is falling apart.

But bro hes joked about making anime cat girls real? Hes so quirky and relatable haha.
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I don't like the looks of it, and the bed looks useless on it.
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I've seen very little talk on here about the case that recently came to light about a Tesla employee who tried to raise safety concerns about their product. Then had the concerns ignored, and when he went to the media it seems Tesla tried to have him SWATted
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foreverzero212 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

foreverzero212 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

It's going to be completely useless. "800hp! 1,000lb/ft of torque!" Yeah sure, and you'll get that for 80 miles. You can kill their sports cars in less than 100 miles with heavy load.

"Go out to the country with your electric truck! Bring a generator to charge it because it'll be dead when you get there!"

When you put a load on this thing, it's range is going to plummet.

Teslas are built like trash in general. It's like a Lamborghini Countach. All the quality of something built in your grandad's shed. But cool to put a poster on the wall about.

Then let's cover the fact that there's no way that thing meets DOT dimensional regulations. Do you guys know WHY every vehicle in each class looks so similar? It's because dimensions are regulated within as little as 1/8".
There ain't much room to play with.
So it isn't gonna look like that.

Let's not even mention that Tesla exists because Musk gets huge govco subsidies selling his electric cars that use hundreds of pounds of lithium (let's not talk about how hard of the environment lithium mining is), and charge by a power grid that's nearly 50% supplied by coal fired power plants.
Elon Musk is a professional welfare queen.

Electric vehicles are a lie at this point with our current infrastructure. They're a boldfaced lie that is going nowhere until the power grid, which can barely handle a heat wave causing people to use their AC more than usual, is substantially upgraded (trillions of dollars in North America).
Imagine plugging in 50 million (a fraction of the vehicles in the US) every day. These things pull what? 30 amps?
Good luck. There'd be outages everywhere.

Ok boomer.

Thanks for telling me I'm right.

You posted some opinions, predictions presented as fact, and made some complaints about the grid not being green enough (while you no doubt vote for anti-environment policy) Presented in a yelling-at-the-whippersnappers tone too.

This is textbook ok boomer material. It's so perfect I think it might be copypasta trolling.

I want you to tell me where in that post I was wrong.
Just because you can't handle the fact that Elon Musk is a welfare whore getting rich on govco subsidies, doesn't mean he isn't.

Also, you point out my "opinions posted as fact", and proceed to do that same thing yourself regarding which ay you think I vote (lawlz).
Good job, hypocrite.
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I love that somebody tries to release a car that looks like some old lowpolygon videogame model, this timeline is so surreal.

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Good thing the glass isn't unbreakable then, amiright

I knew someone would try and make this joke

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SimpleMan posted...

I don't like the looks of it, and the bed looks useless on it.

The bed is over 6 foot in length. Has a walk/drive up ramp. Has storage inside the bed, as well as
what looks like the little triangle panels open up on the outside of the bed possibly for more storage. It has slats that run lengthwise on the bed as well as inserts along the panels so you can put tiedowns wherever you want.

Internet: Well my 54 ass cant reach in from the side so its useless.



the side panel Im referring to


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https://youtu.be/0izfblmecn0

good watch

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SwayM posted...

I knew someone would try and make this joke

A joke is exactly what that demonstration was.

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That fake design that circulated a few months ago looked 1000% cooler

https://images.app.goo.gl/N5LtaiNL4WJRAAgD8
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