Current Events > Don't you hate when you end up in a poop standoff at work?

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Youre sitting there doing your thing when someone gets into the other stall. And then nothing. They just sit in silence. Like theyre waiting for you to finish.
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No, I just poop.

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My office bathroom is one stall and one urinal - my least favorite thing is when someone is pooping and I walk in to pee - rather than wait an additional 45 seconds (tops) for me to pee and leave, they insist on hurrying up and ensuring they are out so I can see who just murdered the office bathroom

Similarly for me - if I poop at work, I'm sure as shit pun intended not going to go out there when someone is peeing.

I don't want to know who the fuck is walking around with shitty pants for the rest of the day, and similarly I don't want people knowing the same about me. Well worth the additional 30 seconds on the crapper.

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PatrickMahomes posted...

My office bathroom is one stall and one urinal - my least favorite thing is when someone is pooping and I walk in to pee - rather than wait an additional 45 seconds (tops) for me to pee and leave, they insist on hurrying up and ensuring they are out so I can see who just murdered the office bathroom

Similarly for me - if I poop at work, I'm sure as shit pun intended not going to go out there when someone is peeing.

I don't want to know who the fuck is walking around with shitty pants for the rest of the day, and similarly I don't want people knowing the same about me. Well worth the additional 30 seconds on the crapper.

LMAO! I thought I was the only one that felt this way.
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I take the bigger shit to assert dominance

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PatrickMahomes posted...

My office bathroom is one stall and one urinal - my least favorite thing is when someone is pooping and I walk in to pee - rather than wait an additional 45 seconds (tops) for me to pee and leave, they insist on hurrying up and ensuring they are out so I can see who just murdered the office bathroom

Similarly for me - if I poop at work, I'm sure as shit pun intended not going to go out there when someone is peeing.

I don't want to know who the fuck is walking around with shitty pants for the rest of the day, and similarly I don't want people knowing the same about me. Well worth the additional 30 seconds on the crapper.

One day youll walk out and there will be an audience
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Imagine not having a work poop rival
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i used to be like that. a lot.
until i ran into enough days where i just had to poop so bad i didnt gaf
and then i got into the mindset of, like, too bad? thats why im here, im gonna shit regardless cuz i gotta shit.
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They're probably just going in there to hang out and play on their phone, not waiting for you to leave.

This is just some weird CE thing, go in, do what you need to do, then leave without making it this huge deal.
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Purely posted...

They're probably just going in there to hang out and play on their phone, not waiting for you to leave.

This.

Although it is pretty gross when there is a literal shitstorm going on next to you. I get it sometimes you just gotta fucking unload. But when it does I try to wipe up fast and get the fuck out of there

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