Current Events > $1,000,000, but you have to eat Chipotle every day for the rest of your life

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Vol2tex
11/20/19 8:28:36 PM
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What do you say?


Would you do it?
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Waddlez
11/20/19 8:32:43 PM
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Vol2tex
11/20/19 8:43:27 PM
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Irony
11/20/19 8:44:32 PM
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I'd be dead after 2 months

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_Marka_Ragnos_
11/20/19 8:57:59 PM
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I pay to do this currently. I eat it at least 5 times a week
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au_gold
11/20/19 9:01:31 PM
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No downside then?

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Umbreon
11/20/19 9:05:36 PM
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Hate Chipotle, no deal.
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DanHaren2019
11/20/19 9:07:04 PM
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au_gold posted...
No downside then?
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Vol2tex
11/20/19 10:21:27 PM
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_Marka_Ragnos_ posted...
I pay to do this currently. I eat it at least 5 times a week


Wow. I was getting it a lot for lunch at one point but I don't think I exceeded 3 times in a week.
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creativerealms
11/20/19 10:22:42 PM
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I wouldn't live long.

I just recovered from food poisoning. No Chipotle for me.
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DanHaren2019
11/20/19 10:23:24 PM
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Most I've ever done is 4x/week, 5 times if you include saving leftovers. But on average I try not to go more than twice a week only because I dont want the staff questioning my lifestyle choices.
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NeoShadowhen
11/20/19 10:31:35 PM
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I dont like the idea of being no further than 12 hours away from a chipotle at any time for the rest of my life.

Unless I can pack it up and take it with me. There was also no specification of how much id have to eat.
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LukeFalk
11/20/19 10:57:10 PM
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Can I have a grain of rice once a day from Chipotle?
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gguirao
11/21/19 3:24:19 AM
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Deal. You didn't say how large the portion had to be.
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konokonohamaru
11/21/19 3:47:23 AM
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"May I have a bowl with just lettuce and rice please"?

Chipotle employee: wtf?
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DrizztLink
11/21/19 3:48:24 AM
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Vol2tex
11/21/19 11:33:07 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
"May I have a bowl with just lettuce and rice please"?

Chipotle employee: wtf?


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Kastrada
11/21/19 11:40:12 PM
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There are no qualifiers for this. You are allowed to eat other food, you can eat as little as one chip from Chipotle and it still wouldn't violate the terms. Very simple choice.

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YookaLaylee
11/21/19 11:43:13 PM
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StealthRock
11/21/19 11:44:13 PM
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Doesnt say chipotle has to be the only thing you eat

So this is easy money
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Vol2tex
11/22/19 12:39:28 PM
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Now I'm in the mood for some
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Timohtep
11/22/19 12:50:27 PM
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Kastrada posted...
There are no qualifiers for this. You are allowed to eat other food, you can eat as little as one chip from Chipotle and it still wouldn't violate the terms. Very simple choice.

StealthRock posted...
Doesnt say chipotle has to be the only thing you eat

So this is easy money

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Tony_Biggie_Pun
11/22/19 12:51:39 PM
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Hard Pass
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Machete
11/22/19 2:55:17 PM
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Absolutely not. Their menu is not friendly to people with the genetic bad cilantro trait, so what I would be able to eat there would be super limited and not good enough for me.
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