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fohstick 11/20/19 3:52:10 PM #1: |
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.
He said, God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. Ill give you 15 minutes! Ten minutes went by. The professor kept taunting God, saying, Here I am, God. Im still waiting. He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, Whats the matter with you? Why did you do that? The Marine replied, God was busy, so He sent me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Matchabuu_ 11/20/19 3:52:24 PM #2: |
ok boomer
--- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 11/20/19 3:52:48 PM #3: |
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philsov 11/20/19 3:53:16 PM #4: |
God was busy So much for being omnipotent --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImCallingYouOut 11/20/19 3:53:46 PM #5: |
what a shitty piece of writing
--- I'm sick of trolls and garbage posters ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 11/20/19 3:54:00 PM #6: |
ThyCorndog posted...
wheres the eagle? and all the people signing up for the Republican Party ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 11/20/19 3:54:19 PM #7: |
philsov posted...
God was busy tc DESTROYED! --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feline_Heart 11/20/19 3:54:53 PM #8: |
Zikten posted...
ThyCorndog posted...wheres the eagle? And the 21 gun salute --- Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 11/20/19 3:55:35 PM #9: |
ThyCorndog posted...
wheres the eagle? And why didn't the professor run out of the classroom crying? --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 11/20/19 4:06:12 PM #10: |
The platform was Albert Einstein
--- Roll Tide & Go Irish ... Copied to Clipboard!
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