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Current Events > $400,000 dollars BUT you have to be a live in maid for SBAllen for 2 years

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garlic powder
11/18/19 10:24:45 AM
#1:


Do you accept this deal? Read further details below.








Further Details

  1. You have to wear a proper maid uniform every single day.
  2. Your duties include cleaning up after his family and doing all the house work.
  3. You have to give SBAllen a sponge bath once a week.
  4. You have to cook dinner every single night; whatever Allen requests.
  5. You have to wake up Allen every morning by singing GlaDos' song at 6AM sharp.
  6. You get weekends off. Weekdays you're on call 24/5
  7. You have to beat whatever Allen's favorite NES/SNES/Genesis game every single night before you're allowed to sleep.



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ChrisTaka
11/18/19 10:26:24 AM
#2:


I'd do it for free. tf?
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MetaMajik
11/18/19 10:26:46 AM
#3:


Which GlaDos' song?
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MrNintendo1213
11/18/19 10:28:33 AM
#4:


Tbh this is close enough to my fetish I would say yes.
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