Current Events > Officially turning in my blues for a suit, as of Monday I'll be a detective.

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nativengine
11/12/19 5:47:00 PM
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Thought they were gonna send me to Flint, instead I got promoted.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/12/19 5:48:22 PM
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I had no idea you were even a cop. But congrats!
But remember, if you see an innocent 13 year old blonde girl named Selina Kyle, do not trust her if you have to handcuff her and go into a sewer.
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nativengine
11/12/19 6:04:03 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I had no idea you were even a cop. But congrats!
But remember, if you see an innocent 13 year old blonde girl named Selina Kyle, do not trust her if you have to handcuff her and go into a sewer.


Well I am also in LED sales but I was out of service for 3 years due to a back injury up until late last year.

Garioshi posted...
Damn, how many minorities did you harass this month?


I run a mostly lower class white neighborhood(despite being just outside of Detroit) so most of my calls are domestic disturbances to caucasian couples. I did get to respond to a fatal shooting at a bar a few weeks ago that involved a really nice guy I went to high school with. Hate that he died but Im glad I was part of the guys that caught all 3 suspects.

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Gtalady91
11/12/19 6:39:44 PM
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Congratulations and best of luck to you in that area
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nativengine
11/12/19 6:55:20 PM
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Gtalady91 posted...
Congratulations and best of luck to you in that area


Thanks. Its mostly house parties and domestic calls I get. I do get a few shooting calls but theyre assholes thinking its ok to shoot a .22 in a residential neighborhood. Pellet guns too but fuck do most of them look like real guns now.

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Ruvan22
11/12/19 6:59:46 PM
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Gtalady91 posted...
Congratulations and best of luck to you in that area
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Wii_Shaker
11/12/19 7:01:30 PM
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Congrats. That is way cool.
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The Admiral
11/12/19 7:02:25 PM
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Congrats!
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nativengine
11/12/19 7:25:29 PM
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Thanks guys. You wanna know what was crazy though? I get to carry my own gun now but I had to submit every single round I have personally. Good thing no doubt

Get my new badge Thursday, ceremony Monday.

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Drpooplol
11/12/19 7:46:18 PM
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Is it a nice pay bump?
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Guide
11/12/19 7:47:59 PM
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That's p cool, don't fall for no dames

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WashYourHands
11/12/19 7:55:42 PM
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Congrats!
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11/12/19 7:57:10 PM
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PiOverlord
11/12/19 7:57:15 PM
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I knew she was trouble from the moment she walked into my life.

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nativengine
11/12/19 8:33:27 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Is it a nice pay bump?
almost double.

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Homicide but that pretty much covers theft and drugs. They kinda go hand in hand. It takes me off of traffic and let me tell you, car crashes are often way worse than homicide in my area. Showing up to 6, 15-17 year olds in a roll over in an H2 changed my life. Unrecognizable

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nativengine
11/15/19 8:21:21 PM
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Got my badge, got a paid week off and Im get to pick my new car Monday.

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