Current Events > Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't dated anyone over 25 >____>

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cjs28
11/11/19 8:10:14 AM
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He likes that fresh pussy I guess?

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Southernfatman
11/11/19 8:11:20 AM
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cjs28 posted...
He likes that fresh pussy I guess?


Well he's a member of the Pussy Posse.
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Ultima Dragon
11/11/19 8:18:06 AM
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Lol. As soon as they turn 25: "Babe, we gotta break up. I ain't about to be seen with no senior citizen!"
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ssj3vegeta_
11/11/19 8:18:12 AM
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HolierThanMao
11/11/19 8:18:24 AM
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if the man can get it, why shouldn't he get it
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cjs28
11/11/19 8:22:43 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
Lol. As soon as they turn 25: "Babe, we gotta break up. I ain't about to be seen with no senior citizen!"
lmao

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awesome999
11/11/19 8:24:15 AM
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If I had the kind of status, looks and money to date supermodels, I would too

Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist

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Vicious_Dios
11/11/19 8:28:41 AM
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What's even sadder is that people took the time to make a chart on his lovelife. Truly the mark of person who is definitely NOT filled with sexual frustration with themselves at all.

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Parappa09
11/11/19 8:38:08 AM
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awesome999 posted...
Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist
wrong

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_Matchabuu_
11/11/19 8:40:24 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
awesome999 posted...
Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist
wrong

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gamer167
11/11/19 9:03:01 AM
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Why should he date someone old?

If these girls are willing to date him good on the both of them.

Thats what happens when youre rich, famous, and handsome. You dont have to settle like your average CEman does.

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gamer167
11/11/19 9:04:48 AM
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Why are these young gold diggers trying to take advantage of this rich old man!?
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cjs28
11/11/19 1:18:38 PM
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pussy yo! pussy!

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WerewolfPaws
11/11/19 1:21:17 PM
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I would expect nothing less from such a legend.
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s0nicfan
11/11/19 1:21:39 PM
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He'll get #MeToo'd eventually and that long list of under 25s will be his downfall.

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DeadBankerDream
11/11/19 1:24:26 PM
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Other than fresh pussy what do you get out of dating a 20 year old as a 44 year old? Like, you're a middle-old fucking man and she's getting ready for her nude hazing in Kappa Delta Ypsilon
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ChainedRedone
11/11/19 1:24:35 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
What's even sadder is that people took the time to make a chart on his lovelife. Truly the mark of person who is definitely NOT filled with sexual frustration with themselves at all.


Maybe they're an editor at a gossip column and that type of shit is their job?
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konokonohamaru
11/11/19 1:25:45 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
What's even sadder is that people took the time to make a chart on his lovelife. Truly the mark of person who is definitely NOT filled with sexual frustration with themselves at all.


Maybe they're an editor at a gossip column and that type of shit is their job?


That would be the saddest thing of all
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Lost_All_Senses
11/11/19 1:26:18 PM
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At a certain age, it starts getting sad imo. Like, the conversation with a 25 year old as a mid 40s dude can not be very stimulating. Not to mention dealing with all the insecurities of fresh adults. Fuck that. Im sure he has grown female friends to get those stimulated conversations tho. So fuck it, get em Leo, make their dreams come true.
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EndOfDiscOne
11/11/19 1:26:55 PM
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Imagine fucking prime Bar Refaeli and Nina Agdal
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Butterfiles
11/11/19 1:27:10 PM
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i bet he gets "ok boomer"d a lot
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FrisbeeDude
11/11/19 1:27:34 PM
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The next 25 year old he breaks up with him has to do the "I'm not fucking leaving" speech from Wolf of Wall Street

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SquantoZ
11/11/19 1:28:08 PM
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I remember hearing rumors of him possibly dating Rihanna too but that sounds more like they had a sexual fling for a little while instead of an actual relationship.

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Damn_Underscore
11/11/19 1:28:52 PM
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He clearly has no interest in marriage so good for him.
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konokonohamaru
11/11/19 1:31:23 PM
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He'll eventually marry someone to take care of him when he's old and frail, and she gets to inherit his money
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/11/19 1:37:51 PM
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Oh shit, I forgot he dated Blake Lively.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/11/19 1:39:20 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Oh shit, I forgot he dated Blake Lively.


You could look at it from Blake Lively's perspective and say she's slaying as well.
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RetsuZaiZen
11/11/19 1:42:37 PM
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Man has a type
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EndOfDiscOne
11/11/19 1:49:50 PM
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Did he fuck Margot Robbie? She would have been under 25 at the time.
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Vicious_Dios
11/11/19 1:51:53 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
That would be the saddest thing of all


+1

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Annihilated
11/11/19 2:08:56 PM
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ChainedRedone
11/11/19 3:35:30 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
What's even sadder is that people took the time to make a chart on his lovelife. Truly the mark of person who is definitely NOT filled with sexual frustration with themselves at all.


Maybe they're an editor at a gossip column and that type of shit is their job?


That would be the saddest thing of all


Not if they're successful and make good money. Those gossip tabloids seem like a pretty good business.
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ledbowman
11/11/19 4:42:24 PM
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did anybody say nice yet. if not

nice
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Romulox28
11/11/19 5:01:33 PM
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this man's dick has experienced things that none of our mere mortal minds can even fathom
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