Current Events > I had a weird fucking Jason Vorhees dream

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My cousins and I were hiding in a room but it was meant to be more of a trap than anything. I was the one closest to the sliding door and I had the job of taking first whack at him with my big ass kitchen knife. He comes as expected, I swipe, didn't do shit. He goes on a rampage and for some reason all these old people come out and start rushing him with futility. This inspires me so I attack him again. Somehow, I tank his machete which gets stuck in my arm, I take it out to use as my own and while he's bent over trying to kill someone else, I let down a blown on his neck and manage to chop his head off. I strike other parts of his body to make sure and when he keels over, his chest bursts and this little fleshy ball rolls outside.

I knew this was some demon offspring shit so I chase it down and slice that shit to pieces also. Then the wave of "it's fucking over" comes over me and everyone is so happy. So many people come out of hiding, felt like a lot of the town came out to celebrate cuz he had been terrorizing us for a while.

Yep.

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Dont go to sleep tonight, if the movies are any indication hes not really dead

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R1masher posted...

Dont go to sleep tonight, if the movies are any indication hes not really dead

Fuck

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I never have weird Jason Vorhees dreams but back then in mid late 1990s i would always have these weird Freddy Krueger dreams where I had dreams about these long long Nightmare on Elm Street sequels that were made but were never released until after Elm Street 3.

Plus other weird dreams where Freddy Krueger would pop up crossing over into action movies for no reason lol starting a Vs movie.

I still remember one Nightmare on Elm Street dream where Krueger disguised himself as one of those big vanity bedroom mirrors and was attacking one of the main characters

That's spoopy. I never really watched any of the nightmare on elm Street movies so that's prolly why he's not ingrained in my memory lol

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