Current Events > The perfect girl but she flips out at the mention or taste of peanut butter.

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UnfairRepresent 11/10/19 3:45:43 AM #1:	Could you date her? - Results (5 votes) Yes 100% (5 votes) 5 No 0% (0 votes) 0 She's in every way what you would imagine the perfect girl to be from looks to personality to attitudes etc. That is until you're watching the big game when your friend offers her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she just goes apeshit. Screaming, scratching, slapping around, ripping clothes, thowing the chairs around having a total loss of sanity like a meth addled thug. Later once she's calmed down alittle she is all embarrased saying she wants to lie down before rushing upstairs to her room. Your friend is like "I didn't even do anything. all I did was offer her a peanut butter sandwich." and as soon as the words leave your friend's lips she's gone nuts again. Thrashing around on the bed like a feral animal. Your friend quickly leaves and later once she has come down she explains "I can't help it, it's a complex. It happens every time I hear of or taste the Scottish Spread. It's sort of like when Curly hears pop goes the weasel. I just fly off like that for a while. It's not intentional. I can't control it. " https://i.imgur.com/mXUFSkC.jpg Could you date her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929920966] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote> Could you date her? - Results (5 votes) Yes 100% (5 votes) 5 No 0% (0 votes) 0 She's in every way what you would imagine the perfect girl to be from looks to personality to attitudes etc. That is until you're watching the big game when your friend offers her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she just goes apeshit. Screaming, scratching, slapping around, ripping clothes, thowing the chairs around having a total loss of sanity like a meth addled thug. Later once she's calmed down alittle she is all embarrased saying she wants to lie down before rushing upstairs to her room. Your friend is like "I didn't even do anything. all I did was offer her a peanut butter sandwich." and as soon as the words leave your friend's lips she's gone nuts again. Thrashing around on the bed like a feral animal. Your friend quickly leaves and later once she has come down she explains "I can't help it, it's a complex. It happens every time I hear of or taste the Scottish Spread. It's sort of like when Curly hears pop goes the weasel. I just fly off like that for a while. It's not intentional. I can't control it. " https://i.imgur.com/mXUFSkC.jpg Could you date her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmyRobach 11/10/19 3:46:57 AM #2:	Sure. Ill score peanut butter on the down low from the streets. There are ways, dude. --- https://youtu.be/3lfwkTsJGYA https://youtu.be/cQAoqBaRqiQ https://tinyurl.com/z7mrxg9 https://tinyurl.com/y5dtcdhs <cite>AmyRobach posted [p:929920985] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Ill score peanut butter on the down low from the streets. There are ways, dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 11/10/19 3:47:29 AM #3:	This is crazy, I just had a peanut butter sandwich a few minutes ago! <cite>coh posted [p:929920995] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>This is crazy, I just had a peanut butter sandwich a few minutes ago! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/10/19 3:47:40 AM #4:	TC where do you get your ideas from? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:929920997] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>TC where do you get your ideas from? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/10/19 3:48:27 AM #5:	that sounds funny, lol --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:929921008] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>that sounds funny, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Rian 11/10/19 3:48:41 AM #6:	UnfairRepresent posted... Scottish Spread Pardon? --- Holy crap! How have I not set a signature for the message boards yet? <cite>Mr_Rian posted [p:929921010] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Scottish Spread</quote> Pardon?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/10/19 3:48:48 AM #7:	MabusIncarnate posted... TC where do you get your ideas from? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_bSzsvlg2M --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929921015] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>TC where do you get your ideas from? </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_bSzsvlg2M</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jshipp24 11/10/19 4:07:24 AM #8:	So let me get this straight, if I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she asks what I'm eating and I only say a sandwich or jelly sandwich will she still freak out? Can she physically see the peanut butter without freaking out as long as everyone else pretends it doesn't exist? No either way though lol <cite>Jshipp24 posted [p:929921303] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>So let me get this straight, if I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she asks what I'm eating and I only say a sandwich or jelly sandwich will she still freak out? Can she physically see the peanut butter without freaking out as long as everyone else pretends it doesn't exist? No either way though lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Inappropriate 11/10/19 4:11:19 AM #9:	Done. Peanut butter isn't even popular in my part of the world. --- https://imgur.com/BJPyx https://imgur.com/udyoiry <cite>Inappropriate posted [p:929921366] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Done. Peanut butter isn't even popular in my part of the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/10/19 4:11:47 AM #10:	Jshipp24 posted... So let me get this straight, if I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she asks what I'm eating and I only say a sandwich or jelly sandwich will she still freak out? Can she physically see the peanut butter without freaking out as long as everyone else pretends it doesn't exist? No either way though lol I wouldn't risk testing the limits on this if I were you. Just say "A sandwich" and change the subject would be my advice. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929921373] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Jshipp24 posted...</cite> <quote>So let me get this straight, if I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she asks what I'm eating and I only say a sandwich or jelly sandwich will she still freak out? Can she physically see the peanut butter without freaking out as long as everyone else pretends it doesn't exist? No either way though lol</quote> I wouldn't risk testing the limits on this if I were you. Just say "A sandwich" and change the subject would be my advice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/10/19 4:19:25 AM #11:	Would she still flip out if I said 'beanut putter'? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:929921462] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Would she still flip out if I said 'beanut putter'? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 11/10/19 4:24:09 AM #12:	Sounds like it would be infrequent enough to be mostly hilarious. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say 'Golly gee, I can't do that" Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:929921522] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like it would be infrequent enough to be mostly hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenmyouji 11/10/19 4:30:29 AM #13:	I can deal with this --- In search of a new sig. <cite>Tenmyouji posted [p:929921612] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>I can deal with this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/11/19 7:44:38 PM #14:	Woah --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:929998674] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Woah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/12/19 3:14:13 AM #15:	Shotgunnova posted... Would she still flip out if I said 'beanut putter'? Probably --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930015657] in The perfec... [t:78148916]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>Would she still flip out if I said 'beanut putter'? </quote> Probably</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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