Current Events > Watching Mortdecai really makes me feel bad for Johnny Depp.

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What went so wrong in his life that hes making shit like this?

Black Mass was good, but that mightve been a fluke.
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IMDb says he won a yoga award for it...

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Should of kept Amber Heard in check. Apparently she ****ed him up big time.

I saw it and didn't laugh or chuckle once. Goldblum and Ewan McGregor had no business being in this trash either :(

R1masher posted...

IMDb says he won a yoga award for it...

Depp won a Yoga award for this colossal tryhard piece of shit and not for that one guest appearance on King of the Hill.....for playing a LITERAL Yoga instructor?

That's fucked up.
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The fuck is a yoga award
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He was also nominated for a Razzie. Its not even that hes bad. The script just isnt funny, at all.

Aw, Ewan McGreggor got dragged into this mess, too.
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It could be one of two things, or both;

He notoriously spends his money like a lunatic and probably needed the cash.

Or

He had a contract for a certain amount of movies and got boxed into it when this is the best they gave him.

Could be both really.

I thought it was super bland and unfunny, but didn't feel like it was as offensively bad as I had been expecting. The waste of talent was real though.
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oh shit I watched this movie before and I remember ZERO about it

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Error1355 posted...

oh shit I watched this movie before and I remember ZERO about it

Sounds about right
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I remember being mildly amused.

And it had Olivia Munn before she fucked up her face iirc
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Well, it helped me fall asleep. I'll finish it later I guess. I haven't gotten to Olivia Munn yet.
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I just watched the trailer for shits and giggles.
It looks like it was made for executives and a few movie goer types.

Johnny Depp is a good actor, but he goes for cartoon roles.

He's after the paycheck, not the art.
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Charismatic British aristocrat and part-time shady art dealer Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) suffers from a constant lack of funds to support his lush lifestyle, so when Alistair Maitland (Ewan McGregor), a college friend and officer in MI5, asks him to find a stolen Goya painting, he accepts. But Charlie's not the only one with designs on the painting; an American heiress and a revolutionary want it too, for the artwork is rumored to contain the code to a bank account filled with Nazi gold.

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I change my mind. Johnny Depp sucks in this. Or its his character, but fuck hes so annoying. Everything he says is painfully unfunny.

Id say it was meant for kids, but its rated R. I think I heard two f-bombs and saw a little blood. Why the hell was this rated R?
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