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MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:21:12 PM #1:	That doesnt involve poisoning it or ruining my paint by spraying something on it I thought it was the neighbor's second cat except I haven't seen the first one wandering outside in this 50 degree weather, ever --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929674550] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>That doesnt involve poisoning it or ruining my paint by spraying something on it I thought it was the neighbor's second cat except I haven't seen the first one wandering outside in this 50 degree weather, ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/04/19 8:22:53 PM #2:	Put a cardboard cutout of a dog on it. @bossjony --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:929674636] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Put a cardboard cutout of a dog on it. @bossjony</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:24:21 PM #3:	>_> Are you tagging him because he went through the same thing --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929674700] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>>_> Are you tagging him because he went through the same thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/04/19 8:25:28 PM #4:	MacadamianNut3 posted... >_> Are you tagging him because he went through the same thing No, well, idk. I'm tagging him cuz he tags me in random topics sometimes and idk why. So I'm doing it back lol. --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:929674770] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote>>_> Are you tagging him because he went through the same thing </quote> No, well, idk. I'm tagging him cuz he tags me in random topics sometimes and idk why. So I'm doing it back lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/04/19 8:25:58 PM #5:	Sell the car. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:929674792] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Sell the car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:26:56 PM #6:	I'm about to get this shit detailed and if I see new scratches on this car I'm gonna punt kitty into a river --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929674843] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>I'm about to get this shit detailed and if I see new scratches on this car I'm gonna punt kitty into a river </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/04/19 8:27:14 PM #7:	Leave that cat alone and find another car to fuck in --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929674858] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Leave that cat alone and find another car to fuck in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bossjony 11/04/19 8:29:13 PM #8:	Bucket of water sneak up on it <cite>bossjony posted [p:929674970] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Bucket of water sneak up on it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 11/04/19 8:31:15 PM #9:	the cat probably sprayed your car, you need a enzyme cleaner to get rid of it. <cite>CommonStar posted [p:929675086] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>the cat probably sprayed your car, you need a enzyme cleaner to get rid of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:33:26 PM #10:	CommonStar posted... the cat probably sprayed your car, you need a enzyme cleaner to get rid of it. I'm gonna look this up pls no trolling --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929675220] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>CommonStar posted... </cite> <quote>the cat probably sprayed your car, you need a enzyme cleaner to get rid of it.</quote>I'm gonna look this up pls no trolling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:41:06 PM #11:	I let kitty rub up on me for warmth for like 10 minutes I must protect him at all costs --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929675649] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>I let kitty rub up on me for warmth for like 10 minutes I must protect him at all costs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 11/04/19 8:41:41 PM #12:	MacadamianNut3 posted... CommonStar posted... the cat probably sprayed your car, you need a enzyme cleaner to get rid of it. I'm gonna look this up pls no trolling If the cat is territorial and keeps coming back to your car, that's probably the case. You should get a blacklight and find where it sprayed. <cite>CommonStar posted [p:929675685] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>MacadamianNut3 posted...</cite> <quote>CommonStar posted... </cite> <quote>the cat probably sprayed your car, you need a enzyme cleaner to get rid of it.</quote>I'm gonna look this up pls no trolling </quote> If the cat is territorial and keeps coming back to your car, that's probably the case. You should get a blacklight and find where it sprayed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kensaimage 11/04/19 8:42:03 PM #13:	Go pet the damn thing. Its what it really wants. <cite>Kensaimage posted [p:929675722] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Go pet the damn thing. Its what it really wants. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:43:59 PM #14:	CommonStar posted... If the cat is territorial Shit...yeah that seems to be the case. After all I thought it was the neighbor's cat but it's just some rando cat that hangs out in this one area Kensaimage posted... Go pet the damn thing. Its what it really wants. :( --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929675836] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>CommonStar posted... </cite> <quote> If the cat is territorial</quote>Shit...yeah that seems to be the case. After all I thought it was the neighbor's cat but it's just some rando cat that hangs out in this one area Kensaimage posted... </cite> <quote>Go pet the damn thing. Its what it really wants.</quote>:( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tupacrulez 11/04/19 8:45:58 PM #15:	What a turn of events --- Suck less, Rock Moar Company I work for sends screwed up pieces out all the time.-r4xor, the professional welder. <cite>Tupacrulez posted [p:929675951] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>What a turn of events</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 8:49:23 PM #16:	Guess I'll ask my neighbor tomorrow to make sure that it's not her cat And then call animal services to retrieve it if it's not her cat. That dude has dropped off a few too many dead squirrels near my place for me to take it in --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929676160] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Guess I'll ask my neighbor tomorrow to make sure that it's not her cat And then call animal services to retrieve it if it's not her cat. That dude has dropped off a few too many dead squirrels near my place for me to take it in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 11/04/19 9:40:40 PM #18:	Hmm --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:929679180] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Hmm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/04/19 9:41:46 PM #19:	Create a sheet of that clear packing tape, and place it sticky side up on your car. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:929679236] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Create a sheet of that clear packing tape, and place it sticky side up on your car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 9:42:54 PM #20:	SerperiorThanU posted... Pics I actually went outside just now to see if I could find kitty, but couldn't. I did see the other cat though who is kind of a dick to me and always runs away So maybe my neighbor is just a bad owner who leaves her pets out in the cold what the hell lady Problem is solved though now since I can just tell her to keep her fucking cats inside so they stop crawling over cars. Thx all --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929679294] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>SerperiorThanU posted... </cite> <quote>Pics</quote>I actually went outside just now to see if I could find kitty, but couldn't. I did see the other cat though who is kind of a dick to me and always runs away So maybe my neighbor is just a bad owner who leaves her pets out in the cold what the hell lady Problem is solved though now since I can just tell her to keep her fucking cats inside so they stop crawling over cars. Thx all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medzzz 11/04/19 9:45:37 PM #21:	Put a shoe box next to your car --- Feelin' fine <cite>Medzzz posted [p:929679472] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Put a shoe box next to your car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 11/04/19 9:49:06 PM #22:	Medzzz posted... Put a shoe box next to your car Better yet buy a ton of cucumbers and surround your car with them. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:929679656] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Medzzz posted...</cite> <quote>Put a shoe box next to your car</quote> Better yet buy a ton of cucumbers and surround your car with them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy 11/04/19 9:50:32 PM #23:	Cover your car in a very sticky adhesive? --- If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you. <cite>gloBal enemy posted [p:929679732] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Cover your car in a very sticky adhesive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medzzz 11/04/19 9:51:16 PM #24:	gloBal enemy posted... Cover your car in a very sticky adhesive? He wants the cat off the car not stuck on it --- Feelin' fine <cite>Medzzz posted [p:929679781] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>gloBal enemy posted...</cite> <quote>Cover your car in a very sticky adhesive? </quote> He wants the cat off the car not stuck on it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 11/04/19 9:56:42 PM #25:	Get yourself a car cover, cheap and simple to put around the car. --- https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:929680069] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Get yourself a car cover, cheap and simple to put around the car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 11/04/19 9:58:00 PM #26:	This is a 1st world problem soo --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:929680126] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>This is a 1st world problem soo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MacadamianNut3 11/04/19 9:59:57 PM #28:	inloveanddeath0 posted... This is a 1st world problem soo This 1st world problem still involves 1st world my money hashtag lawyered --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929680234] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>inloveanddeath0 posted... </cite> <quote>This is a 1st world problem soo</quote>This 1st world problem still involves 1st world my money hashtag lawyered </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy 11/04/19 10:18:22 PM #29:	Medzzz posted... He wants the cat off the car not stuck on it The cat will either learn not to do it (assuming it can get out of the adhesive) or... --- If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you. <cite>gloBal enemy posted [p:929681300] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Medzzz posted... </cite> <quote>He wants the cat off the car not stuck on it</quote> The cat will either learn not to do it (assuming it can get out of the adhesive) or... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 11/04/19 10:19:53 PM #30:	Pee on it yourself. You need to mark your territory mang! --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:929681391] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Pee on it yourself. You need to mark your territory mang!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 11/04/19 10:37:41 PM #31:	Adopt kitty and make it an indoor cat --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say 'Golly gee, I can't do that" Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:929682355] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Adopt kitty and make it an indoor cat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/06/19 4:41:06 PM #32:	Update on cat --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:929764822] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Update on cat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supernatural 11/06/19 4:42:25 PM #33:	Catnip field next to the car --- Carry on my wayward son. <cite>Supernatural posted [p:929764888] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Catnip field next to the car </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 11/06/19 4:46:23 PM #34:	My neighborhood "stray" cats do this to. Annoying as hell with all the paw prints and maybe scratches on it. --- Profile pic courtesy of @ProofPyros http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu https://imgur.com/6re4mWM https://imgur.com/gallery/ZhHeQFL <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:929765072] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>My neighborhood "stray" cats do this to. Annoying as hell with all the paw prints and maybe scratches on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/06/19 4:48:40 PM #35:	JimCarrysToe posted... Update on cat Kitty is still alive but I haven't caught it in the act or seen more evidence of me needing to drop kick it into a pond since that night --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929765191] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>Update on cat</quote>Kitty is still alive but I haven't caught it in the act or seen more evidence of me needing to drop kick it into a pond since that night </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 11/06/19 4:51:36 PM #36:	Get a pit bull and keep him chained outside the house near your car --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:929765342] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Get a pit bull and keep him chained outside the house near your car </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/06/19 5:01:03 PM #37:	Garageless people problems --- Oda break tracker 2019- 7 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 8-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 4-4 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:929765765] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Garageless people problems</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/06/19 5:41:40 PM #38:	voldothegr8 posted... Garageless people problems I live in metro DC so if I want a garage I would also need to be making $300k+ --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:929767586] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Garageless people problems</quote>I live in metro DC so if I want a garage I would also need to be making $300k+ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/06/19 5:50:34 PM #39:	YookaLaylee posted... Get a pit bull and keep him chained outside the house near your car could be a great way to make a dog more aggressive.... horrible advice :(. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:929767962] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote>Get a pit bull and keep him chained outside the house near your car </quote> could be a great way to make a dog more aggressive.... horrible advice :(.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emmo 11/06/19 7:31:53 PM #40:	Seance. --- Let go of my foot. <cite>emmo posted [p:929772482] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Seance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 11/06/19 7:36:04 PM #41:	Park inside the garage. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:929772684] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Park inside the garage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 11/06/19 7:37:03 PM #42:	Pee on your car --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:929772722] in What's a g... [t:78135192]...</cite> <quote>Pee on your car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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