Current Events > Testicuzzi, a mini jacuzzi for your testicles. Would you buy one?

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/20/can-now-buy-mini-hot-tub-just-testicles-10950213/

Co-creator Pride Smith told Metro.co.uk that it all came from a joke between friends but they actually followed through and created the product.

My business partner Ryan, who was a part of the conversation, called me up right away laughing and told me, We should totally make a real hot tub for peoples testicles. He told me about the conversation details and I immediately set out to design and 3D print a prototype.

The testicuzzi features a pillow to rest your penis with a chamber to dunk your balls and a battery-powered jet to create the bubbles. Its available to order now, with delivery expected around 10 December so perfect for Christmas. Pride says that its already had some pretty great reviews. He said: Those who have used it have said: Its a magical experience. They genuinely love the way it feels. Its comfortable, Its refreshing and relaxing on the testicles. At the minute, it comes in one-size but the creators promise theyve done their research and it should be big enough for most people.

Pride added: We did a lot of research on testicle size and averages. Penis size varies a lot, but testicle size is actually fairly consistent across the board. We designed the Testicuzzi to be just above the statistical averages and so far everyone no issues with size. We do have plans for varying sizes, more for the ego and the comedy. There are three colourways available jet black with a red pillow, white with and black pillow and the extremely fancy 14k gold-plated testicuzzi. The white and black versions are currently on sale for $39.95 (34.35), with a standard price of $99.95 (85.94), while the gold-plated version is $10,000 (7,701).

heat is bad for sperm production tho....

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Boiled eggs.
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Soft boiling day eggs
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SquantoZ posted...

heat is bad for sperm production tho....

do you avoid bathing or showering so you can shoot better? this sounds no different

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ultimate reaver posted...

do you avoid bathing or showering so you can shoot better? this sounds no different

hot tubs use hot water, I don't take hot showers. Warm, yes, but not hot.

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Imagine you're outside chilin with your testicuzzi when your bros show up unannounced.
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Strider102 posted...

Imagine you're outside chilin with your testicuzzi when your bros show up unannounced.

lol

Strider102 posted...

Imagine you're outside chilin with your testicuzzi when your bros show up unannounced.

lol
Sorry bruhs. I was just marinading my nuts before I go smash this thot I matched with on Tinder.

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ballcuzi posted...

lol
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ballcuzi posted...

lmao

ballcuzi posted...

:thinking:

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