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Trickfinger
11/02/19 7:52:19 PM
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it's nighttime, youre nowhere near your house and theres nobody else around..

your reaction?

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berlyman101
11/02/19 7:52:55 PM
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lickity split the fuck out of dodge lmao

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ToPoPO
11/02/19 7:53:03 PM
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Be glad that they're a long distance away at the stree
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BilalPowell
11/02/19 7:53:33 PM
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Hopefully it's Edwin Encarnacion and Gary Sanchez. That way they'd have no chance at hitting me.
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The Top Crusader
11/02/19 7:54:10 PM
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Pass legislation to ban baseball bats.
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Archibleedies
11/02/19 7:54:23 PM
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unless theyre both like 8 feet tall ill be fine
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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/02/19 7:54:51 PM
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One would just have to kill them both.
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Cornmuffins
11/02/19 7:55:29 PM
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Karate chop the bats out of their hands and kick them in the nuts.
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Trickfinger
11/02/19 7:55:44 PM
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Archibleedies posted...
unless theyre both like 8 feet tall ill be fine
so youre swinging back?

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Wii_Shaker
11/02/19 7:55:50 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
lickity split the fuck out of dodge lmao

Better than trying my luck with two goons with bats. This isn't a movie and getting jumped in the street sucks.
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Archibleedies
11/02/19 7:56:15 PM
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yeah
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Malcrasternus
11/02/19 7:56:45 PM
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Calmly, but urgently draw and aim my firearm, explaining any further advancement will be taken as a threat.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/02/19 8:00:57 PM
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Trickfinger
11/02/19 8:09:09 PM
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Malcrasternus posted...
Calmly, but urgently draw and aim my firearm, explaining any further advancement will be taken as a threat.
and if they keep pressing up?

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Trickfinger
11/03/19 12:08:28 AM
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@Malcrasternus
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boxington
11/03/19 12:11:49 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
Malcrasternus posted...
Calmly, but urgently draw and aim my firearm, explaining any further advancement will be taken as a threat.
and if they keep pressing up?

clippity clap
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Trickfinger
11/03/19 12:43:33 AM
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boxington posted...
clippity clap
he'll fire warning shots in the air at most lol

dude probably has no aim going by statistics

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UnholyMudcrab
11/03/19 12:49:32 AM
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Trickfinger
11/03/19 11:09:00 AM
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bump

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gatorsPENSbucs
11/03/19 11:09:39 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
Hopefully it's Edwin Encarnacion and Gary Sanchez. That way they'd have no chance at hitting me.

Hahahah
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Trickfinger
11/04/19 1:28:21 AM
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Bump.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/04/19 1:36:11 AM
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Grand upper
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Gobstoppers12
11/04/19 1:41:40 AM
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I carry a gun, I'm not that worried.
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Trickfinger
11/05/19 8:53:02 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I carry a gun, I'm not that worried.

You're shooting the guys?
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Trickfinger
11/06/19 6:25:01 PM
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@Gobstoppers
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deupd_u
11/06/19 6:26:37 PM
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This actually happened to me. I ran and hid behind a dumpster. Worked.
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Irony
11/06/19 6:27:55 PM
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I pull out ma gun
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cjs28
11/06/19 6:29:36 PM
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Teleport behind them and say nothing personnel kid
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WerewolfPaws
11/06/19 6:34:47 PM
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Cock the hammer on my pocket pistol. It holds 8 rounds. Plenty for two dudes with bats who plan on getting close.
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Machete
11/06/19 6:43:22 PM
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How many of my machetes do I have with me?
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