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MrResetti
11/02/19 9:20:38 AM
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My home address is in a very red county and I guess no Democrats even want to run. They've given me three options.

School Board (which I loathe being partisan)
County Commissioner
Register of Deeds

Clearly I'm not gonna win shit, but it could be fun just to put my name on a ballot.
What should I choose?
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glitteringfairy
11/02/19 9:23:16 AM
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Register of Deeds!

I'll be your Deed man!
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Doom_Art
11/02/19 9:25:12 AM
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Register of Deeds

Mr. Deeds

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Damn_Underscore
11/02/19 9:27:07 AM
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You could do it and then not be partisan tbh.

Not that you're going to win probably, but still.
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glitteringfairy
11/02/19 9:27:45 AM
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I nominate Doom as "assistant to the Deed"
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MrResetti
11/02/19 9:29:40 AM
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Man, register of deeds sounds like an actual job though.

Wait, why am I worrying about that?
I'll let them know.
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glitteringfairy
11/02/19 9:32:05 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Man, register of deeds sounds like an actual job though.

Wait, why am I worrying about that?
I'll let them know.

You can use one of my sig pics in your campaign as well
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MrResetti
11/02/19 9:32:16 AM
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I told them "The registrar position aligns best with my experience."
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Doom_Art
11/02/19 9:34:43 AM
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"Will run for the registrar position when Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started 11/2/19"

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Anony1125
11/02/19 9:34:46 AM
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Can't wait for MrResetti to become CE's first accidental politician. Then get yourself ousted by being as cartoonishly, over-the-top corrupt as you can be.
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pikachupwnage
11/02/19 9:40:58 AM
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MrResetti posted...
I told them "The registrar position aligns best with my experience."


Your right hand furiously practied for this everyday
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MrResetti
11/02/19 10:07:57 AM
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Damn, they're vetting me.

"Why are you interested in the position?"
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Doom_Art
11/02/19 10:09:06 AM
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Do you have any skeletons in your closet, TC

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MrResetti
11/02/19 10:10:08 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Do you have any skeletons in your closet, TC

Nothing that wouldn't come up on a background check.
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Damn_Underscore
11/02/19 10:11:20 AM
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Apparently Register of Deeds is someone who maintains public records about real estate ownership.

Sounds boring af and you should tell them you told them the wrong one by mistake.
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Doom_Art
11/02/19 10:11:35 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Nothing that wouldn't come up on a background check.
that's what they all say

"no one will ever find it. I did such a good job hiding it"

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MrResetti
11/02/19 10:14:15 AM
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Help me edit my response before sending it

It seems like an actual position of public service rather than a figurehead position. Plus I think that the necessary record keeping for the county is a means of both keeping people's legacies alive (birth and death records) and a means to aid in fighting corruption (property records).

You guys talk good, how say this? Help me bullshit my way onto the ballot.
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MrResetti
11/02/19 10:15:35 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Apparently Register of Deeds is someone who maintains public records about real estate ownership.

Sounds boring af and you should tell them you told them the wrong one by mistake.

It is boring and it pays less than what I currently make. County Commissioner would be the fun one but you came into the topic too late.
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MrResetti
11/02/19 10:21:26 AM
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I went with

It seems like an actual position of public service rather than a figurehead position. Plus there's a lot going on in ******* with ******** annexing land from ********* and the town growing, I'd say it's an exciting time to get into the position.
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The Popo
11/02/19 10:27:57 AM
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If they let you run, you should create your own vote for me signs and just plaster them around town. Use a weird pic, like you taking a bite out of a giant hoagie.
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EverDownward
11/02/19 10:38:04 AM
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But it's your job to warn people about not properly exiting their games
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teepan95
11/02/19 10:41:13 AM
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MrResetti posted...
I went with

It seems like an actual position of public service rather than a figurehead position. Plus there's a lot going on in ******* with ******** annexing land from ********* and the town growing, I'd say it's an exciting time to get into the position.

Sounds good, best of luck!
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Pitlord_Special
11/02/19 10:47:38 AM
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The thought of a CEman holding the official title of Register of Deeds is hilarious

You'd have my vote. Best of luck
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Hanky_Bannister
11/02/19 10:50:39 AM
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If tc wins hes a VID
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Skye Reynolds
11/02/19 10:53:30 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Register of Deeds


Do they vote on whether you use your right hand or left hand?
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Sariana21
11/02/19 10:55:51 AM
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Register of Deeds is, in reality, a very important position. Your response sounds good.

This topic is hilarious, though, starting with post #2! That it didn't even occur to me to think of it that way shows that

1) I'm old. (And a homeowner.)

2) I'm not male.
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Sariana21
11/02/19 10:56:31 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
MrResetti posted...
Register of Deeds


Do they vote on whether you use your right hand or left hand?

No, the right hand never knows what the left hand is doing. That's called "bureaucracy,"
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MrResetti
11/02/19 11:12:54 AM
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Trust me, if they're desperate enough to go with me for their candidate I'll definitely be using you guys for graphic design and slogans
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Sariana21
11/02/19 11:27:08 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Trust me, if they're desperate enough to go with me for their candidate I'll definitely be using you guys for graphic design and slogans

Who knows? Maybe there's a sleeper cell of D voters just waiting for a real candidate to vote for. You could find yourself in a new position!
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aki_sora
11/02/19 11:51:06 AM
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Good luck
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YourDrunkFather
11/02/19 11:56:51 AM
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Watch Tc become president

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MrResetti
11/02/19 1:48:55 PM
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I was told I'd receive more info in a few days and to have a wonderful weekend.
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MonkeyBones23
11/02/19 1:52:30 PM
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Could SBAllen be behind this in order to promote GameFAQs?
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MrResetti
11/02/19 1:59:18 PM
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MonkeyBones23 posted...
Could SBAllen be behind this in order to promote GameFAQs?

Doubt it, he's only acknowledged me once in the fourteen years I've been here.
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MacDaMurderer
11/02/19 3:21:33 PM
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As someone who works for Official Records in my county this situation is fucking insane lmao.

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MrResetti
11/04/19 8:27:33 PM
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I'm gonna bump this so I don't have to make a new topic. Nothing today.
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teepan95
11/05/19 12:35:17 AM
#38:


MrResetti posted...
Nothing today.

So until you get some news, those of us who want to see where this goes are...

*puts on sunglasses*

Waiting on resetti
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