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CosmicShadows
11/01/19 9:30:14 PM
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You can only save one from a burning building. - Results (25 votes)
Suitcase with $50,000.
60% (15 votes)
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80 year old grandma.
40% (10 votes)
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You can only save one from a burning building. The suitcase with 50k cash in it. Or the grandma that is in her last years? If you save the money it will be yours free and clear no questions asked. If you don't save the grandma no one will know that you chose the money instead of saving her life. You wouldn't get punished by god. You will still go to heaven regardless if you take the money instead. So money or grandma?

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Gakk86
11/01/19 9:31:19 PM
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As long as no one is watching I'd kick an old woman into a fire for 50k. You can save your consternation, I work in healthcare.
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Wetterdew
11/01/19 9:36:55 PM
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The granny, I'm not a terrible person
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R1masher
11/01/19 9:42:50 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
As long as no one is watching I'd kick an old woman into a fire for 50k. You can save your consternation, I work in healthcare.


Yikes, you do this for a living...
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Gakk86
11/01/19 9:50:50 PM
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R1masher posted...
Gakk86 posted...
As long as no one is watching I'd kick an old woman into a fire for 50k. You can save your consternation, I work in healthcare.


Yikes, you do this for a living...

People deserve respect if they show others respect, and I'm always willing to help a person out, and enjoy doing so when the opportunity arises. But old people usually have no respect for anyone and constantly bitch and act entitled. I have no qualms about ending a miserable subhuman like that.
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KillerSlaw
11/01/19 9:51:36 PM
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Both
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11/01/19 9:52:24 PM
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R1masher
11/01/19 9:52:30 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
R1masher posted...
Gakk86 posted...
As long as no one is watching I'd kick an old woman into a fire for 50k. You can save your consternation, I work in healthcare.


Yikes, you do this for a living...

People deserve respect if they show others respect, and I'm always willing to help a person out, and enjoy doing so when the opportunity arises. But old people usually have no respect for anyone and constantly bitch and act entitled. I have no qualms about ending a miserable subhuman like that.


Okay, glad we cleared that up... carry on
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CanuckCowboy
11/01/19 9:52:31 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Obviously the grandma. No questions asked.


Only a sociopath says otherwise regardless of dollar amount tbh.

Unless you have inside info that the grandma is a racist psycho and child abuser or something.

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CanuckCowboy
11/01/19 9:52:57 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
People deserve respect if they show others respect, and I'm always willing to help a person out, and enjoy doing so when the opportunity arises. But old people usually have no respect for anyone and constantly bitch and act entitled. I have no qualms about ending a miserable subhuman like that.


So yeah youre fucking insane.

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coolcono
11/01/19 9:53:19 PM
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Is the gramma GILF material?
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UnholyMudcrab
11/01/19 9:53:31 PM
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Am I the only one who read the title and interpreted it as an 80 year old grandma stuffed inside a suitcase?
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Gakk86
11/01/19 9:55:11 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Gakk86 posted...
People deserve respect if they show others respect, and I'm always willing to help a person out, and enjoy doing so when the opportunity arises. But old people usually have no respect for anyone and constantly bitch and act entitled. I have no qualms about ending a miserable subhuman like that.


So yeah youre fucking insane.

The Canucks suck and will never win a Cup, so there.
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KawiKa
11/01/19 9:56:14 PM
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Not my grandma. Taking the money
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KillerKhan420
11/01/19 9:57:16 PM
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A human life doesn't have a pricetag on it...and grandma cooks the best.
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Guide
11/01/19 9:57:58 PM
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I want to vote 50k, but I know I'd save the granny anyway.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/01/19 9:58:48 PM
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I said 50k but it would probably matter if I had to actually look at the grandma or not. Or if I have to hear her burning to dea....I should probably just save her.
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Fossil
11/01/19 9:59:39 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
So yeah youre fucking insane.

A lot of people would kill with no remorse if given the chance to get away with it.
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TheMikh
11/01/19 10:00:02 PM
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the grandma because i'm not a psychopath

also i'd hate to live with that on my conscience

also i lost a grandparent this year and to offer someone else the opportunity to see theirs again would be priceless

also the government would tax away that 50k in no time, high property taxes ftl
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CanuckCowboy
11/01/19 10:00:14 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
The Canucks suck and will never win a Cup, so there.


Agreed. Linden ruled though.

Im a habs fan. Canuck is just a slangterm for canadians and i didnt even know there was an nhl board when i made the account.


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CanuckCowboy
11/01/19 10:01:20 PM
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Fossil posted...
A lot of people would kill with no remorse if given the chance to get away with it.


Then theyre insane.

I can be pretty angry and aggressive but i couldnt live with myself if a took a human life (barring extreme circumstances).

actually fuck i killed one deer ever and quit hunting forever the same day. I cant kill anything besides flies and hornets and wasps and mosquitoes and earwigs.

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Fossil
11/01/19 10:04:50 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Fossil posted...
A lot of people would kill with no remorse if given the chance to get away with it.


Then theyre insane.

I can be pretty angry and aggressive but i couldnt live with myself if a took a human life (barring extreme circumstances).

Some people simply don't value human life the same as others.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/01/19 10:07:05 PM
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Ya'll need to chill. She isn't human life. She's 80
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Guide
11/01/19 10:07:49 PM
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It's true. I'm assuming the granny is a decent person, but if it turns out she was a lifelong Hitler apologist or something, I'd probably watch her burn.

It's less that I care about good things, so much as I just like to have justification for enjoying when bad things happen to bad people.
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Gafemage
11/01/19 10:08:26 PM
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Along with it being the ethical choice, the grandma could potentially have kids/grandkids loaded with cash who would pay you a much larger debt of gratitude for saving their beloved grandmother.
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UnholyMudcrab
11/01/19 10:10:09 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Ya'll need to chill. She isn't human life. She's 80

Is that you, Mike Stoklasa?
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konokonohamaru
11/01/19 10:11:01 PM
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R1masher posted...
Gakk86 posted...
As long as no one is watching I'd kick an old woman into a fire for 50k. You can save your consternation, I work in healthcare.


Yikes, you do this for a living...


Probably one of those abusive caretakers in an exploitative nursing home
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KawiKa
11/01/19 10:13:04 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Along with it being the ethical choice, the grandma could potentially have kids/grandkids loaded with cash who would pay you a much larger debt of gratitude for saving their beloved grandmother.

She could also weigh 300lb and you'll never make it out the burning building
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FortuneCookie
11/01/19 10:13:11 PM
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Homer Simpson: "Uh, I'm pretty sure she was going to be the next Hitler!"
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Gakk86
11/01/19 10:13:54 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
R1masher posted...
Gakk86 posted...
As long as no one is watching I'd kick an old woman into a fire for 50k. You can save your consternation, I work in healthcare.


Yikes, you do this for a living...


Probably one of those abusive caretakers in an exploitative nursing home

I work in a pharmacy. I'd never work in a nursing home, that sounds like hell.
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CanuckCowboy
11/01/19 10:14:32 PM
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Fossil posted...
Some people simply don't value human life the same as others.


Sad but definitely true.

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thronedfire2
11/01/19 10:24:13 PM
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a suitcase filled with an 80 year old grandma?
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Wetterdew
11/01/19 10:30:47 PM
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Guide posted...
It's true. I'm assuming the granny is a decent person, but if it turns out she was a lifelong Hitler apologist or something, I'd probably watch her burn.

It's less that I care about good things, so much as I just like to have justification for enjoying when bad things happen to bad people.

It's more like you're trying to resolve your cognitive dissonance by pretending that anybody who gets in the way of you and the money is hopefully a terrible person so you don't have to feel bad about letting them die
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Guide
11/01/19 10:49:05 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
Guide posted...
It's true. I'm assuming the granny is a decent person, but if it turns out she was a lifelong Hitler apologist or something, I'd probably watch her burn.

It's less that I care about good things, so much as I just like to have justification for enjoying when bad things happen to bad people.

It's more like you're trying to resolve your cognitive dissonance by pretending that anybody who gets in the way of you and the money is hopefully a terrible person so you don't have to feel bad about letting them die


No cognitive dissonance there, I'd have to know she was bad before letting her burn. Can't just hope for the best on something like that.
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CosmicShadows
11/02/19 2:40:56 AM
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Damn ce wants dat money. >_>

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LightningAce11
11/02/19 2:41:55 AM
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Grandma lived a full life.
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mattnd2007
11/02/19 3:17:37 AM
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Yeah I like being able to sleep so I'm saving grandma

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brestugo
11/02/19 4:03:34 AM
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Can this grandma cook?
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solosnake
11/02/19 4:10:02 AM
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Do we get to have sex with grandma?

This is important
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Scotty_Rogers
11/02/19 4:37:30 AM
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You're a very empty person if you pick the money, tbh.
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Malcrasternus
11/02/19 4:41:55 AM
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Plot twist, the grandma is made out of 50,000 dollars.
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Smashingpmkns
11/02/19 5:15:08 AM
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See ya granny
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Heineken14
11/02/19 5:18:24 AM
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Wait, who is stuffing an 80 year old grandma into a suitcase?
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scabab
11/02/19 5:30:53 AM
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The money. I don't know the grandma and she'll be dead in a few years anyway.
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Strider102
11/02/19 5:33:47 AM
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Hand grandma the suitcase and have her hold it as I pick her up and get out of the building.

Upon getting her out she hands me the suitcase, smiles and gives me a hug. She then offers to cook me a meal as a thank you, which I politely decline, but she talks me into it. Then after the meal she bakes me the best damn cookies I've had in my life.

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