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EzeDoesIt 11/01/19 4:11:24 PM #1: |
The goodhttps://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/11/death-stranding-is-kojima-unleashed-and-its-as-weird-as-youd-expect/ fucking lol --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SailorGoon 11/01/19 4:12:01 PM #2: |
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EffectAndCause 11/01/19 4:12:15 PM #3: |
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Pogo_Marimo 11/01/19 4:12:20 PM #4: |
SailorGoon posted...
Well I actually really dug MGS4 soooo --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 11/01/19 4:12:40 PM #6: |
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Solar_Crimson 11/01/19 4:13:19 PM #7: |
Kojima should just make an actual movie already.
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pauIie 11/01/19 4:15:08 PM #8: |
EffectAndCause posted...
BUT ITS SO ARTISTIC AND DEEP the new genre kojima was talking about was really post video game all along. what a genius! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/01/19 4:15:34 PM #9: |
Nall posted...
Wow I didnt think anyone could beat MGS4s lengthy ending. Heck, I barely can make it through Xenosaga 1's 54 minute cutscene gauntlet or the section that's got about an hour of cutscenes with you walking through 2 rooms around 2/3rds of the way through. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 11/01/19 4:16:24 PM #10: |
SailorGoon posted...
Well I actually really dug MGS4 soooo This is actually double the length of MGS4's longest cutscene run. Despite multiple completely-made-up accounts to the contrary, MGS4 had no cutscenes anywhere near 90 minutes in length. The longest run was the ending, which runs right around 60. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BIueMonk 11/01/19 4:16:48 PM #11: |
i dont get why people are surprised
Kojima's literally been making movie like games since the 1990s. so he makes another one and people are like "WTF GAMEPLAY??? MOVIE!??!?!?!?!? WHY IS IT SO WEIRD?!?!?!" --- DAHYUN = <3 https://i.imgtc.com/sNuiMQr.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 11/01/19 4:17:24 PM #12: |
doesnt mgs4 have 7 hours of cutscenes?
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HylianFox 11/01/19 4:17:37 PM #13: |
cutscenes in video games should never last more than 5 minutes at best
just make a damn movie if that's what you want --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nova4554 11/01/19 4:18:57 PM #14: |
even if you hate it ya gotta admit the man is dedicated to telling a story.
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DevsBro 11/01/19 4:19:22 PM #15: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
Kojima should just make an actual movie already. Also contrary to common misconception, he didn't fail as a movie director and go into video games as an alternative. He changed his attentions to video games before he ever got in the director's chair. He wasn't even finished with undergrad yet. Fact is, he makes video games because he wants to make video games. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 11/01/19 4:25:02 PM #16: |
HylianFox posted...
cutscenes in video games should never last more than 5 minutes at bestWhy not? Why do video games have to subscribe to some arbitrary standards and expectations? That's a pretty silly way to approach something that should be an art form. --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaiganeer 11/01/19 4:36:46 PM #17: |
kojima doesn't give a shit about games, he just wants to make movies. the only reason he's still churning these piles of dog shit out in the form of barely interactive entertainment is because no one is stupid enough to give him a budget to direct a film
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Raikuro 11/01/19 4:43:50 PM #18: |
Weird how people can willingly binge Netflix shows for hours but if a cinematic game comes out and they act like hours of content is intolerable.
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DevsBro 11/01/19 4:49:39 PM #19: |
Raikuro posted...
Weird how people can willingly binge Netflix shows for hours but if a cinematic game comes out and they act like hours of content is intolerable. Not that weird tbh. If I buy an ice cream cone and find a cheeto in it, I'm gonna find that bizarre. And hell, I like cheetos. I just don't want them in my ice cream. The only weird part is the way that evidently, in spite of reviews to hell and back for literally everything, some people don't bother to check if there are cheetos in any given ice cream. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 11/01/19 5:00:39 PM #20: |
Raikuro posted...
Weird how people can willingly binge Netflix shows for hours but if a cinematic game comes out and they act like hours of content is intolerable. Im just picturing someone coming home from a long days work, exhausted, just wanting to play their game for 30 minutes and pass out and then they get hit with this lmao --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 11/01/19 5:01:56 PM #21: |
this is what will finally take down hidejoke kojumbo
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DevsBro 11/01/19 5:04:40 PM #22: |
ultimate reaver posted...
kojumbo This sounds like a compliment tbh lol. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 11/01/19 5:08:37 PM #23: |
DevsBro posted...
ultimate reaver posted...kojumbo --- butts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evil_zombie11 11/01/19 5:13:34 PM #24: |
If you buy a Kojima game you should know what to expect by now. It's your fault if you don't.
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Pogo_Marimo 11/01/19 5:29:35 PM #25: |
EzeDoesIt posted...
Im just picturing someone coming home from a long days work, exhausted, just wanting to play their game for 30 minutes and pass out and then they get hit with this lmaoI agree, I think every game should be designed to cater to tired 30-somethings who only have 30 minutes to play after work. That way, we can avoid this problem in the future. --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlecSkorpio 11/01/19 5:31:09 PM #26: |
Lol sounds like Kojima
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apocalyptic_4 11/01/19 5:34:27 PM #27: |
The reviews have actually turned me off on this game. kojima quirky antics was tolerable for mgs series but I dont have the money to waste on something like this I'll wait for a price drop.
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MacDaMurderer 11/01/19 5:37:28 PM #28: |
The only problem is you will never know how long a cutscene is supposed to be. You get one and it might be 5 mins, 10 mins, 30 mins. How are you supposed to know when to check out?
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yusiko 11/01/19 5:38:28 PM #29: |
xenosaga episode 1 ends with like an hour long cutscene and i loved that
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CanuckCowboy 11/01/19 5:38:52 PM #30: |
evil_zombie11 posted...
If you buy a Kojima game you should know what to expect by now. It's your fault if you don't. Expecting a cut scene heavy game is one thing. A literal full length moving to end the game is something else entirely. I feel eel like your just playing devils advocate anyways though. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 11/01/19 5:42:32 PM #31: |
One review also mentioned you sit through an entire credit roll more than once.
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Irony 11/01/19 5:43:16 PM #32: |
So it's MGS4
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Delirious_Beard 11/01/19 5:43:17 PM #33: |
kojima could have an ending that consisted entirely of the karaoke party from Shrek and his cult would still claim it was genius
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Irony 11/01/19 5:43:43 PM #34: |
Delirious_Beard posted...
kojima could have an ending that consisted entirely of the karaoke party from Shrek and his cult would still claim it was genius You're unusually mad --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evil_zombie11 11/01/19 5:52:05 PM #35: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
evil_zombie11 posted...If you buy a Kojima game you should know what to expect by now. It's your fault if you don't. Fair point. --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 11/01/19 5:54:02 PM #36: |
-Incoherent plotting weighed down by sci-fi technobabble and unsubtle symbolism.
-Discursive cut scenes that go on and on with deep dives into pointless minutiae. So a Kojima game. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin | XBGT : Capn Muffin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 11/01/19 5:55:35 PM #37: |
Dude just go make an episodic series then instead of a game
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ultimate reaver 11/01/19 5:56:37 PM #38: |
Irony posted...
Delirious_Beard posted...kojima could have an ending that consisted entirely of the karaoke party from Shrek and his cult would still claim it was genius i think he has some sort of blood vendetta --- butts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 11/01/19 5:57:39 PM #39: |
Why do the good points just sound like theyre describing Journey?
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NeuralLaxative 11/01/19 5:58:47 PM #40: |
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AlecSkorpio 11/01/19 5:59:17 PM #41: |
How pissed will dorito pope be if DS doesnt win got at his game awards this year?
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konokonohamaru 11/01/19 6:00:06 PM #42: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
Kojima should just make an actual movie already. He's already made them...he just put them in a video game --- A very happy young man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delirious_Beard 11/01/19 6:00:45 PM #43: |
Irony posted...
Delirious_Beard posted...kojima could have an ending that consisted entirely of the karaoke party from Shrek and his cult would still claim it was genius i am literally steaming --- https://i.imgtc.com/hB9W4JK.gif You act like I don't know my own way home ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wetterdew 11/01/19 6:05:44 PM #44: |
This game probably has a couple dozen cumulative hours of cut scenes. With all that, forget a movie, it sounds more like a TV series.
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Smashingpmkns 11/01/19 6:06:12 PM #45: |
I already have the tissues (and lotion) ready tbh
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yusiko 11/01/19 6:10:25 PM #46: |
do i get punched everytime i try to zoom in on a guys crotch or does that only happen with normen reedus?
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DKJ 11/01/19 7:01:24 PM #47: |
Now I'm even more hyped. Glad Kojima was allowed to go all out again.
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Gobstoppers12 11/01/19 7:02:47 PM #48: |
Ohhh...I might change my mind about this game if it's cutscene heavy. My biggest complaint with MGSV is that it didn't have nearly enough cutscene material.
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EzeDoesIt 11/02/19 11:34:13 AM #49: |
Darmik posted...
One review also mentioned you sit through an entire credit roll more than once. As long as its not after every fucking 5-minute mission lol MacDaMurderer posted... The only problem is you will never know how long a cutscene is supposed to be. You get one and it might be 5 mins, 10 mins, 30 mins. How are you supposed to know when to check out? A nice feature would be being able to save during a cut scene. I suppose you could just pause it and put your system in Rest Mode. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 11/02/19 11:35:52 AM #50: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Ohhh...I might change my mind about this game if it's cutscene heavy. My biggest complaint with MGSV is that it didn't have nearly enough cutscene material. this is true tbh, lack of story really turned me away from that game. The story was what immersed me in MGS3 so much. Not to mention the setting which was fantastic vs. very bland and repetitive in V. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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