Current Events > Hypothetical: Your teenage daughter is sneaking donuts into fat camp as a racket

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You come home from work one day to find your friend, a big black British man called Wesley outside your home knocking on your door as you pull up.

"'alo mate!' he calls out 'Sorry to bother you but we got to talk. ' suddenly he whips out a money clip of small bills and holds it out. 'I got this from my bath bun Jerome. I asked him where in the bleedin' hell he got it from and he told me he got dealing for your daughter but wont say nothing more'

'I hate to throw wobblies but I think your bricks and mortar is one of those drug mules gangs have. They use kids to get past bobbies and stuff while they watch from their jamjar, I saw it on Breaking Bad."

Suddenly before you can reply your daughter walks by carrying a stuffed dufflebag, sees you both then tries and fails to sneak out of view.

'Oi! Let me see what's in that me old china!' Weskey demands

'No way creep! Stay away from my bag. That's like a 1st amendment violation and shit. Daaad! Stop him!' your daughter yells back defensively

'4th and no that ain't it. No pork pies, just show us the Persian rugs before you're showing it to the coppers'

Suddenly by jerking the bag away behind her back defensively your daughter drops it, causing the bag to split open and send donuts, candy , cakes, chocolate, pies flying everywhere all over the floor



'Cor blimey! Not a carrot in sight!' Wesley shouts

'Look it's not drugs okay. Its donuts from Big Kay's bakery. I buy them on mass at a discount, then get my friends to smuggle them into fat camps all over the place and sell them at an extortionate rate to the fatties when the staff aren't looking.'

'Strewth! Those tubby lubbies must be paying a packet if my boy Jerome got all this for one cut of that.'

"So what!? That's not illegal, it's just donuts! Stop looking at me like that! I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm allowed to sell donuts to my friends. Why don't you two back off!" Your daughter screams emotionally

How do you react?
What do you do?
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ah the racist shitposting begins from you. Must be a... I wanna say a Tuesday?
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Its donuts from Big Kay's bakery

Not my daughter
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MrResetti posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Its donuts from Big Kay's bakery

Not my daughter

Still mad she refused to bake your custom cake?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

ah the racist shitposting begins from you. Must be a... I wanna say a Tuesday?

In the other topic you went on a rant about Indians not being a race (something no one said) and therefore hating them isn't racism

Then in this topic you claim speaking British is racist to the British

Make up your mind and what do you have against Indians?
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Wut?

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Your daughter is selling junk food to people in fat camps at inflated prices to make money
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

ah the racist shitposting begins from you. Must be a... I wanna say a Tuesday?

How is it racist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-GeX0FKJwI" data-time="&start=25
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I'd be proud

Not my daughter. I taught her to be vegan back when she was a boy.
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MudKip_Master posted...

I'd be proud

You don't think she is taking advantage of people?
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First reaction

Who is Weskey and how did they get there?

Second reaction

Why are you selling them those? Those are crap if you are going to be a business at least have a quality product!
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