Current Events > You been accepted to join the Xmen, Choose one # from 1 to 10 before coming in..

(+) Yeah! (+)

This will be your mutant power, how did it go for u?

1 - the power to eat all kinds of wood.. But you have to be blindfold for the ability to trigger
2 - you can shape shift.. But only one object, a toaster
3 - you can go through any door.. Once a day
4 - you can change the color of your skin to green.. And.. Well thats it
5 - you can transform to a 90 yr old man or woman.. But have to wait an hour to go back
6 - can talk to birds.. Any birds
7 - you can understand any language when talking to any person.. But you have to be fully naked
8 - your body can tranform to a rock like structure similar to the Thing.. But you will smell like shit.. Literally
9 - you can teleport yourself, but only 3 feet away.. As long as nothing is blocking your visual
10 - you can make pizza appear right in front of you (any choice).. Freshly baked too.. Minimum 10 per day

4 wins as always ez
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Wedge Antilles posted...

4 wins as always ez

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1

oh honey I don't need mutant powers to do that
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6
cool, I have birb speak

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I mean I guess it would be cool to talk to birds........
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8

Fuck

I guess my name will be Shitrock
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nevershine posted...

6
cool, I have birb speak

Same. Almost picked 7, changed my mind right as I clicked.
9 would also be pretty neat, since you can basically teleport through glass since you can see on the ohter side.
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Nathaniel2018 posted...

9 - you can teleport yourself, but only 3 feet away.. As long as nothing is blocking your visual

Isn't this effectively teleporting. You can just teleport 3 feet infinitely and cross the ocean in a moment's notice. If there's no cool down or no dizziness or anything associated with it, this can be abused to be actual effective teleporting. I guess at night you're garbage? But pull out a flashlight and...now you're good forever. Hell you can appear to fly with this, just teleport upwards or diagonally over and over and over. You'll always be set. Speaking of flying how do you even conserve momentum doing this?
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I am the Naked Manatee!
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Rainbow_Dashing posted...

Nathaniel2018 posted...

9 - you can teleport yourself, but only 3 feet away.. As long as nothing is blocking your visual

Isn't this effectively teleporting. You can just teleport 3 feet infinitely and cross the ocean in a moment's notice. If there's no cool down or no dizziness or anything associated with it, this can be abused to be actual effective teleporting. I guess at night you're garbage? But pull out a flashlight and...now you're good forever. Hell you can appear to fly with this, just teleport upwards or diagonally over and over and over. You'll always be set. Speaking of flying how do you even conserve momentum doing this?

Thats correct.. Hope you chose 9 XD

Dang i picked 4.
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4 - you can change the color of your skin to green.. And.. Well thats it

Well, fuck

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3. Its possible to make good use of this power.
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Lucky 7
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10
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7 naked translator FTW
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Damn 7 sucks.
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5 - you can transform to a 90 yr old man or woman.. But have to wait an hour to go back

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WrestlinFan posted...

Damn 7 sucks.

But.. Multi language translator?

Imagine the posibilities

I chose 4 as always.

9 is by far the best.
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7.

Well, I guess if anyone wants phone sex on Krakoa, I can help them out.

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I can teleport three feet! No longer will my mother's back be in danger from all the cracks in the pavement.
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nevershine posted...

6
cool, I have birb speak

God fucking damnit this shit is on here now
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Went with 7 this time even though 4 always wins.

7 is actually alright. Just speak to people on the phone. I would be the best translator/interpreter.
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uhhhh.... 4......

ugh........
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7
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Doesn't 9 make you like Nightcrawler?

10 would be good for comedy relief
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Dammit, I wish I was toaster man!

konokonohamaru posted...

Doesn't 9 make you like Nightcrawler?

10 would be good for comedy relief

Nightcrawler has no distance limitation.
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Nathaniel2018 posted...

2 - you can shape shift.. But only one object, a toaster

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I picked 10 and am intrigued by how the ten a day minimum will cause issues

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nevershine posted...

6
cool, I have birb speak

Got the same. Seems too useful for this topic, like there is a catch. Like you can talk to birds, but not with birds.

konokonohamaru posted...

10 would be good for comedy relief

10 would be good for making money as a pizzeria.
it said minimum10 per day.
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karmageddon28 posted...

nevershine posted...

6
cool, I have birb speak

Got the same. Seems too useful for this topic, like there is a catch. Like you can talk to birds, but not with birds.

You can talk to birds but they don't fucking listen.
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5 always wins!
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