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No_U_L7 10/19/19 5:29:22 AM #1:	she said she wanted to go home with me but literally couldn't walk due to her high heels killing her. so i did the only logical thing and carried her the 4 blocks to my apt. unfortunately it was kinda a struggle, as i kept having to put her down to rest and almost dropped her a few times. by the time we got back to my place she was turned off enough at my lack of ability to carry her she'd barely kiss me and ultimately called an uber home. she weighed 130 pounds and i weigh 150 pounds --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928960379] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>she said she wanted to go home with me but literally couldn't walk due to her high heels killing her. so i did the only logical thing and carried her the 4 blocks to my apt. unfortunately it was kinda a struggle, as i kept having to put her down to rest and almost dropped her a few times. by the time we got back to my place she was turned off enough at my lack of ability to carry her she'd barely kiss me and ultimately called an uber home. she weighed 130 pounds and i weigh 150 pounds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 10/19/19 5:56:18 AM #2:	This happened. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:928960634] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>This happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 5:58:15 AM #3:	fuck my arms are in total pain and my back is hurting vigorm0rtis posted... This happened. i have pics to prove it but as a general rule i don't post pics until 2 years after the girl cuts off contact, that way blowback is minimized if she finds it or something --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928960661] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>fuck my arms are in total pain and my back is hurting vigorm0rtis posted... </cite> <quote>This happened.</quote> i have pics to prove it but as a general rule i don't post pics until 2 years after the girl cuts off contact, that way blowback is minimized if she finds it or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 10/19/19 5:59:19 AM #4:	No_U_L7 posted... fuck my arms are in total pain and my back is hurting vigorm0rtis posted... This happened. i have pics to prove it but as a general rule i don't post pics until 2 years after the girl cuts off contact, that way blowback is minimized if she finds it or something Cool, I'll tag you. I can wait. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:928960668] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>fuck my arms are in total pain and my back is hurting vigorm0rtis posted... </cite> <quote>This happened.</quote> i have pics to prove it but as a general rule i don't post pics until 2 years after the girl cuts off contact, that way blowback is minimized if she finds it or something </quote> Cool, I'll tag you. I can wait.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 6:01:24 AM #5:	vigorm0rtis posted... Cool, I'll tag you. I can wait. Lmao ok remind me in 2 years --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928960693] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>vigorm0rtis posted... </cite> <quote>Cool, I'll tag you. I can wait.</quote> Lmao ok remind me in 2 years </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 10/19/19 6:02:26 AM #6:	Really, you had trouble with 130 lbs? --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:928960702] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>Really, you had trouble with 130 lbs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 6:03:44 AM #7:	KamenRiderBlade posted... Really, you had trouble with 130 lbs? For half a mile, yes --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928960719] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>KamenRiderBlade posted... </cite> <quote>Really, you had trouble with 130 lbs?</quote> For half a mile, yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 10/19/19 6:09:56 AM #8:	No_U_L7 posted... For half a mile, yes You seriously need to work out if that half mile was hard for you. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:928960772] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>For half a mile, yes</quote>You seriously need to work out if that half mile was hard for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 6:11:06 AM #9:	KamenRiderBlade posted... You seriously need to work out if that half mile was hard for you. I do work out. I can squat more than her. But 132 pounds for half a mile is a lot for me. I'm not a huge/buff guy --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928960784] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>KamenRiderBlade posted... </cite> <quote>You seriously need to work out if that half mile was hard for you.</quote> I do work out. I can squat more than her. But 132 pounds for half a mile is a lot for me. I'm not a huge/buff guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malfunction 10/19/19 6:11:52 AM #10:	I love how 99% of your fake stories make you seem extremely lame <cite>Malfunction posted [p:928960792] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>I love how 99% of your fake stories make you seem extremely lame</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 6:14:10 AM #11:	Malfunction posted... I love how 99% of your fake stories make you seem extremely lame But that 1% of my stories make me seem like a god! All I remember are the insane successes. And I'm not afraid to go for them, as evidenced by this topic. If my estimation of my weight carrying skills was accurate and I successfully carried her and we banged it wouldve been epic. But either way it was a good time and a good story and I'll learn from it. I'm sure ill have tons of epic successes still to go in life so I'm not worried about it --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928960820] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>Malfunction posted... </cite> <quote>I love how 99% of your fake stories make you seem extremely lame</quote> But that 1% of my stories make me seem like a god! All I remember are the insane successes. And I'm not afraid to go for them, as evidenced by this topic. If my estimation of my weight carrying skills was accurate and I successfully carried her and we banged it wouldve been epic. But either way it was a good time and a good story and I'll learn from it. I'm sure ill have tons of epic successes still to go in life so I'm not worried about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 10/19/19 6:18:54 AM #12:	INSANE SUCCESSES! Ha ha yeah! SLAMMED SLAMMING! --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:928960867] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>INSANE SUCCESSES! Ha ha yeah! SLAMMED SLAMMING! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 3:17:03 PM #13:	My arms are totally ded this morning --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928974625] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>My arms are totally ded this morning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 10/19/19 3:59:05 PM #14:	No_U_L7 posted... My arms are totally ded this morning Which method of carrying did you employ: - One-Person Walk Assist - Princess Carry - Piggy Back - FireFighter's Carry - Sit on my shoulders like a child - Carry them like a sack of potatos underneath your arms - Slung Over the Shoulder - Other <Please Describe> --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:928975884] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>My arms are totally ded this morning </quote>Which method of carrying did you employ: - One-Person Walk Assist - Princess Carry - Piggy Back - FireFighter's Carry - Sit on my shoulders like a child - Carry them like a sack of potatos underneath your arms - Slung Over the Shoulder - Other <Please Describe></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 4:04:33 PM #15:	KamenRiderBlade posted... Which method of carrying did you employ: - One-Person Walk Assist - Princess Carry - Piggy Back - FireFighter's Carry - Sit on my shoulders like a child - Carry them like a sack of potatos underneath your arms - Slung Over the Shoulder - Other <Please Describe> Princess carry --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928976084] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>KamenRiderBlade posted... </cite> <quote>Which method of carrying did you employ: - One-Person Walk Assist - Princess Carry - Piggy Back - FireFighter's Carry - Sit on my shoulders like a child - Carry them like a sack of potatos underneath your arms - Slung Over the Shoulder - Other <Please Describe></quote> Princess carry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/19/19 4:06:36 PM #16:	Shoulda piggybacked dawg --- https://i.imgtc.ws/6bQHG9L.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:928976146] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>Shoulda piggybacked dawg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 4:14:30 PM #17:	Touch posted... Shoulda piggybacked dawg fuck, i was thinking about it but wanted the eye contact....seemed more romantic my way but guess ultimately getting her home was more important. you live, you learn --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928976391] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite> <quote>Shoulda piggybacked dawg</quote> fuck, i was thinking about it but wanted the eye contact....seemed more romantic my way but guess ultimately getting her home was more important. you live, you learn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade 10/19/19 5:34:11 PM #18:	No_U_L7 posted... fuck, i was thinking about it but wanted the eye contact....seemed more romantic my way but guess ultimately getting her home was more important. you live, you learn Not much romance between drunk woman and sober you. You used the wrong form of carrying and nearly dropped her multiple times. She probably remembers nearly being dropped multiple times over anything else. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:928979079] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>fuck, i was thinking about it but wanted the eye contact....seemed more romantic my way but guess ultimately getting her home was more important. you live, you learn</quote>Not much romance between drunk woman and sober you. You used the wrong form of carrying and nearly dropped her multiple times. She probably remembers nearly being dropped multiple times over anything else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 5:36:40 PM #19:	KamenRiderBlade posted... Not much romance between drunk woman and sober you. You used the wrong form of carrying and nearly dropped her multiple times. She probably remembers nearly being dropped multiple times over anything else. idk why you assume she was drunk and i was sober and that there was no romance --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928979187] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>KamenRiderBlade posted... </cite> <quote>Not much romance between drunk woman and sober you. You used the wrong form of carrying and nearly dropped her multiple times. She probably remembers nearly being dropped multiple times over anything else.</quote> idk why you assume she was drunk and i was sober and that there was no romance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/19/19 5:56:08 PM #20:	Yeah, you carried her wrong. You were putting unnecessary stress on your arms which will just tire you out quicker. If she was in good enough condition, then piggyback would have been better, her center of gravity would be closer to yours and not all her weight would have been on your arms which would have made it easier. Like it is possible to give people larger and heavier than you a piggyback ride, but a bridal carry would be absurd. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:928979782] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, you carried her wrong. You were putting unnecessary stress on your arms which will just tire you out quicker. If she was in good enough condition, then piggyback would have been better, her center of gravity would be closer to yours and not all her weight would have been on your arms which would have made it easier. Like it is possible to give people larger and heavier than you a piggyback ride, but a bridal carry would be absurd.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yanksmtm 10/19/19 5:58:29 PM #21:	I don't know what gimmick is worse, tadamoto not being able to get any, or you always getting laid. --- Game over man, game over!-Hudson, Aliens <cite>yanksmtm posted [p:928979847] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>I don't know what gimmick is worse, tadamoto not being able to get any, or you always getting laid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/19/19 5:58:31 PM #22:	uwnim posted... Yeah, you carried her wrong. You were putting unnecessary stress on your arms which will just tire you out quicker. If she was in good enough condition, then piggyback would have been better, her center of gravity would be closer to yours and not all her weight would have been on your arms which would have made it easier. Like it is possible to give people larger and heavier than you a piggyback ride, but a bridal carry would be absurd. don't have a lot of experience carrying girls around, unfortunately --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928979848] in literally ... [t:78096416]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, you carried her wrong. You were putting unnecessary stress on your arms which will just tire you out quicker. If she was in good enough condition, then piggyback would have been better, her center of gravity would be closer to yours and not all her weight would have been on your arms which would have made it easier. Like it is possible to give people larger and heavier than you a piggyback ride, but a bridal carry would be absurd.</quote> don't have a lot of experience carrying girls around, unfortunately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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