Current Events > He-Man's Queen Marlena was a total bitch for not telling Earth that aliens exist

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She's an NASA astronaut who gets blow off course on a mission and crash lands on another planet.

Then she discovers alien life and instead of like "Oh boy I gotta document this and tell the world about the greatest discovery in history!"

She goes "Oh boy aliens! I gotta fuck em!"

Then she takes over the place Bruce Campbell style and makes no attempts to return home or send a message home. Even though space-travel is established and fucking Orco goes to Earth.

Orco too doesn't tell anyone about aliens other than a couple of kids no one will believe.

I mean Earth eventually finds out because IIRC more astronauts come looking for her, find her and she just goes "Nah I want to stay here with the aliens." so Earth does find out.

But imagine if we discovered that not only aliens exist, but they were discovered 30 years ago and the dude that discovered them didn't tell us while he became King of the aliens.

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth
while we know nothing about them

She put the entire human race in danger just for sex.
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I never knew the queen was from earth

That is pretty shitty

she probably didn't want anyone from home to come by and challenge her rule

like the aliens are all like, "wow, Queen Marlena is amazing!"

and one day more humans come into contact with them and are like, "lol, no, she's shit"
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Everyone was pretty jacked on Eternia. She probably made the right choice to stick around and get railed.
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I enjoy this topic.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

But imagine if we discovered that not only aliens exist, but they were discovered 30 years ago and the dude that discovered them didn't tell us while he became King of the aliens.

Isn't that the plot to John Carter?

UnfairRepresent posted...

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth

You make a good point here, especially since Skeletor has actually made it to Earth a few times while wrecking havoc with He-man and NONE of the Earth military was even aware of this. If Skeletor really wanted, he could invade Earth with his minions when He-man wasn't paying attention and take over very easily (Skeletor might be inferior to He-man, but the maniac is an omega level necromancer who could use his magic to wreck our best military weapons and vehicles. Only reason he isn't interested in taking over Earth is because he would rather have Castle Grayskull, which according to some He-man comic books, Castle Grayskull contains a special gateway to EVERY single universe in the MULTI-verse, making it EXTREMELY easy for anyone who gets access to it to take over EVERY reality, EVERY universe, in the multi-verse... past, present and future, making that person MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.... in EVERY Universe... throughout ALL of space and time all at once . That's some serious shit.

SavageGlum100 posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth

You make a good point here, especially since Skeletor has actually made it to Earth a few times while wrecking havoc with He-man and NONE of the Earth military was even aware of this. If Skeletor really wanted, he could invade Earth with his minions when He-man wasn't paying attention and take over very easily (Skeletor might be inferior to He-man, but the maniac is an omega level necromancer who could use his magic to wreck our best military weapons and vehicles. Only reason he isn't interested in taking over Earth is because he would rather have Castle Grayskull, which according to some He-man comic books, Castle Grayskull contains a special gateway to EVERY single universe in the MULTI-verse, making it EXTREMELY easy for anyone who gets access to it to take over EVERY reality, EVERY universe, in the multi-verse... past, present and future, making that person MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.... in EVERY Universe... throughout ALL of space and time all at once . That's some serious shit.

Damn it's that important and yet it's only guardian is some furry bitch who can't even wear pants?

That makes me angry
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UnfairRepresent posted...

SavageGlum100 posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth

You make a good point here, especially since Skeletor has actually made it to Earth a few times while wrecking havoc with He-man and NONE of the Earth military was even aware of this. If Skeletor really wanted, he could invade Earth with his minions when He-man wasn't paying attention and take over very easily (Skeletor might be inferior to He-man, but the maniac is an omega level necromancer who could use his magic to wreck our best military weapons and vehicles. Only reason he isn't interested in taking over Earth is because he would rather have Castle Grayskull, which according to some He-man comic books, Castle Grayskull contains a special gateway to EVERY single universe in the MULTI-verse, making it EXTREMELY easy for anyone who gets access to it to take over EVERY reality, EVERY universe, in the multi-verse... past, present and future, making that person MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.... in EVERY Universe... throughout ALL of space and time all at once . That's some serious shit.

Damn it's that important and yet it's only guardian is some furry bitch who can't even wear pants?

That makes me angry

Pretty much, yeah. LMAO.
To say that the castle is under staff when it comes to security is an understatement. LMAO.
You figure they would have an army of furry bitches and tons of He-man like warriors guarding that place, but NOPE!!!
Yeah, there is He-man, but for fucks sake, if something kills him, the Sorceress is fucked (she has strong magical powers, but she can easily be defeated by Skeletor in a one on one magical fight). Whoever else invades and manages to get in might not be aware of how the Castle works at first and which rooms have what, but once they figure it out, shit is going to hit the fan in the grandest way.

UnfairRepresent posted...

SavageGlum100 posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth

You make a good point here, especially since Skeletor has actually made it to Earth a few times while wrecking havoc with He-man and NONE of the Earth military was even aware of this. If Skeletor really wanted, he could invade Earth with his minions when He-man wasn't paying attention and take over very easily (Skeletor might be inferior to He-man, but the maniac is an omega level necromancer who could use his magic to wreck our best military weapons and vehicles. Only reason he isn't interested in taking over Earth is because he would rather have Castle Grayskull, which according to some He-man comic books, Castle Grayskull contains a special gateway to EVERY single universe in the MULTI-verse, making it EXTREMELY easy for anyone who gets access to it to take over EVERY reality, EVERY universe, in the multi-verse... past, present and future, making that person MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.... in EVERY Universe... throughout ALL of space and time all at once . That's some serious shit.

Damn it's that important and yet it's only guardian is some furry bitch who can't even wear pants?

That makes me angry

How do you kill a guardian without pants?

By puttin' the pants in them
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Mistere Man posted...

How do you kill a guardian without pants?

By puttin' the pants in them

I don't get it
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Mistere Man posted...

How do you kill a guardian without pants?

By puttin' the pants in them

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Mistere Man posted...

How do you kill a guardian without pants?

By puttin' the pants in them

I don't get it

Sorry your post reminded me of a topic where you replace a word in a movie quote with pants.

They used the line from the Daredevil movie

Kingpin- How do you kill a man without fear?
Bullseye- By puttin' the fear in him!

They changed fear to pants.

jumi posted...

Mistere Man posted...

How do you kill a guardian without pants?

By puttin' the pants in them

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!

Awesome!
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UnfairRepresent posted...

I mean if the aliens were violent (which Skeletor sure was) they now know everything about Earth
while we know nothing about them

SavageGlum100 posted...

If Skeletor really wanted, he could invade Earth with his minions when He-man wasn't paying attention and take over very easily (Skeletor might be inferior to He-man, but the maniac is an omega level necromancer who could use his magic to wreck our best military weapons and vehicles.

That's the most horrifying thing about Skeletor and his minions. While He-man can easily beat the shit out of them time and time again, Skeletor and his minions range from Superman to Hulk to Thing from Fantastic Four power levels. There have been crossovers where He-man has fought SUPERMAN (and in one of them, He-man WON the fight and in some others he fought Superman to a stalemate).

While a minion like Beast Man gets his ass kicked by He-man, Beast Man is at Superman / Hulk like strength (especially since he does manage to get in some offense on He-man and is strong enough to hurt He-man and even is strong enough to put He-man into submissions) to the point where Beast Man could EASILY take out an entire Earth city wide police department by himself. If he goes into New York City, the entire New York City police force is getting their asses kicked by Beast Man. It would be a one sided beat down of Beast Man throwing cops off of buildings and using cop cars as giant hammers to hammer down cops to a bloody pulp.

Throw in an ARMY of all of Skeletor's minions to invade Earth and Earth is going to belong to Skeletor very quickly.
By the end of the first day, Skeletor will declare himself KING of Earth!
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Oliver_Oliver posted...

He-man has fought SUPERMAN (and in one of them, He-man WON the fight and in some others he fought Superman to a stalemate).

and yet fanboys claim Goku can't
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