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UnfairRepresent 10/14/19 5:14:58 PM #1: |
For Christmas or your birthday if that's sooner.
You get a present from your mom, open it up and find a Desert Eagle 357 L5 inside. She puts an arm on your shoulder and says "Merry Christmas son! I have a feeling that you might need this." How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DK9292 10/14/19 5:15:59 PM #2: |
"Mum. That's illegal here."
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boxington 10/14/19 5:16:37 PM #3: |
start shooting in the air like Yosemite Sam
yee haw! --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowfan 10/14/19 5:17:58 PM #4: |
Say thanks, give her a hug, and go put it with my other guns.
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Pepys Monster 10/14/19 5:18:21 PM #5: |
I wonder if I'm about to fight vampires or werewolves if I might need a .357 Desert Eagle. But I add it to my collection.
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UnfairRepresent 10/14/19 5:22:26 PM #6: |
boxington posted...
start shooting in the air like Yosemite Sam And that's how you accidentally kill someone --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlephZero 10/14/19 5:25:03 PM #7: |
who tf buys a desert eagle in .357
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Pepys Monster 10/14/19 5:27:07 PM #8: |
AlephZero posted...
who tf buys a desert eagle in .357 From: The guy who thinks only cops should have guns. --- GOML ... Copied to Clipboard!
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onedarksoul 10/14/19 5:27:10 PM #9: |
Thats a cool ass mom.
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UnfairRepresent 10/14/19 5:28:18 PM #10: |
AlephZero posted...
who tf buys a desert eagle in .357 Your mom. No really In this scenario --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Top Crusader 10/14/19 5:28:56 PM #11: |
shadowfan posted...
Say thanks, give her a hug, and go put it with my other guns. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 10/14/19 5:34:22 PM #12: |
I ask if she has a receipt. She should have known that I would prefer a shotgun.
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Frostmourne 10/14/19 5:38:10 PM #13: |
I'd say thanks mom. Then turn around and sell it. I have no reason to need a gun.
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Southernfatman 10/14/19 5:39:02 PM #14: |
The Top Crusader posted...
shadowfan posted...Say thanks, give her a hug, and go put it with my other guns. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 10/14/19 5:40:22 PM #15: |
I'd phone the police, and report her.
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nativengine 10/14/19 5:44:53 PM #16: |
My mom would never buy me a Desert Eagle, she has better taste as she bought me an Ed Brown 1911 a few years back.
But lets say she did. Id just sell it and put it towards another gun. --- Jive Turkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkittyOnWailord 10/14/19 5:49:37 PM #17: |
I'd ask her if she knows the proper place I can dispose of it.
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onedarksoul 10/14/19 5:54:31 PM #18: |
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Pogo_Marimo 10/14/19 5:56:26 PM #19: |
A fucking Desert Eagle? Gross. I would have hoped she'd consult me before picking out an over-priced piece of garbage.
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onedarksoul 10/14/19 5:58:43 PM #20: |
Pogo_Marimo posted...
A fucking Desert Eagle? Gross. I would have hoped she'd consult me before picking out an over-priced piece of garbage.You must be kidding. Now thanks to your mom you can one hand your way through real life matches of Counter-Strike. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vigorm0rtis 10/14/19 6:07:18 PM #21: |
shadowfan posted...
Say thanks, give her a hug, and go put it with my other guns. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/14/19 6:12:46 PM #22: |
garan posted...
I ask if she has a receipt. She should have known that I would prefer a shotgun. Who returns a present? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vigorm0rtis 10/14/19 6:26:08 PM #24: |
RedWhiteBlue posted...
A gun is the last thing you want in my hands. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 10/14/19 6:52:20 PM #25: |
onedarksoul posted...
Serious? JE19426 Yes, I am. Guns are very illegal where I live, and I could get in loads of trouble if caught with one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 10/14/19 6:53:26 PM #26: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
boxington posted...start shooting in the air like Yosemite Sam --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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onedarksoul 10/14/19 6:54:32 PM #27: |
Still, reporting your mom. Heh. Whatever. Your life.
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garan 10/14/19 6:56:36 PM #28: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
garan posted...I ask if she has a receipt. She should have known that I would prefer a shotgun. Lots of people. Gift receipts are pretty much mandatory if you're buying clothes as an example. I've also received movies and books that I already owned before. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pfh1001 10/14/19 7:00:37 PM #29: |
I hope she bought me some ammo too. I haven't fired a gun in years, I could really use a trip to a gun range if I'm going to start being a gun owner.
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UnfairRepresent 10/14/19 7:05:21 PM #30: |
pfh1001 posted...
I hope she bought me some ammo too. Yes, it's loaded --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/14/19 7:38:40 PM #31: |
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WashYourHands 10/14/19 7:42:10 PM #32: |
Make her dance
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UnfairRepresent 10/15/19 1:08:42 PM #33: |
garan posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...garan posted...I ask if she has a receipt. She should have known that I would prefer a shotgun. Your mom gave birth to you and raised you. The value of a present isnt the item itself, it's the thought and love behind giving you a present at all. Returning it is disrespectful as fuck --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frogman_295 10/15/19 1:09:54 PM #34: |
Keep it stowed away unless i need it for some crazy act of self defense. I tend to not like guns.
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ChrisTaka 10/15/19 1:15:19 PM #35: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
garan posted...UnfairRepresent posted...garan posted...I ask if she has a receipt. She should have known that I would prefer a shotgun. But like, what if I don't care? --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/19 1:15:52 PM #36: |
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ROBANN_88 10/15/19 1:17:14 PM #37: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
pfh1001 posted...I hope she bought me some ammo too. it's one thing to give out a gun and a boc of ammo. but giving it away loaded is irresponsible and stupid --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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southcoast09 10/15/19 1:18:46 PM #38: |
Semi auto .357s are extremely rare. That would be a good addition.
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uwnim 10/15/19 1:31:35 PM #39: |
I'd look into how to legally sell it. I really don't want a gun around. And I'd tell her to never do that again.
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UnfairRepresent 10/15/19 2:08:21 PM #42: |
ChrisTaka posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...garan posted...UnfairRepresent posted...garan posted...I ask if she has a receipt. She should have known that I would prefer a shotgun. Then you're kind of a jerk --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Malcrasternus 10/15/19 2:22:08 PM #43: |
Add it to the collection.
I don't like how they feel in the hand admittedly, so it'd be a range toy. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/YVO8I9i.jpg 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/15/19 2:26:37 PM #44: |
This actually happened on my 18th birthday, got a very nice H&K handgun.
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onedarksoul 10/15/19 2:45:18 PM #45: |
Hairistotle posted...
it may not make sense to you, but parents can also be assholesHes basically saying he'd give his mom jail time for daring to get him a gun. Unless his relationship was extremely traumatic, that isnt justified ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 10/15/19 3:47:07 PM #46: |
onedarksoul posted...
Hes basically saying he'd give his mom jail time for daring to get him a gun. Oh, please. It's the courts that would be given her jail time, and if she didn't want it, she shouldn't of given out such an illegal product. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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onedarksoul 10/15/19 3:50:12 PM #47: |
Is your relationship with her good or bad?
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JE19426 10/15/19 3:52:31 PM #48: |
onedarksoul posted...
Is your relationship with her good or bad? If she gave me a gun it be pretty fucking bad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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onedarksoul 10/15/19 3:55:19 PM #49: |
It doesn't make sense how afraid you are of that, to the point you'd gladly turn in family as a normal matter of course. I guess that's the difference between freedom and restriction.
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JE19426 10/15/19 4:06:45 PM #50: |
onedarksoul posted...
It doesn't make sense how afraid you are of that, to the point you'd gladly turn in family as a normal matter of course. If you'd be willing to go to prison, and ruin your life because one of your familly members gave you an illegally good, that's your life buddy. I don't see why you think it doesn't make sense that other people won't be willing to do the same thing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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