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UnfairRepresent
10/13/19 7:35:51 PM
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You're walking home one evening down an alley when you see 3 teens acting like toughs, leaning against walls with hoodies on.

Then as you get close suddenly they advance on you, blocking the way forward. The leader pulls out a knife and in a west London accent goes "Oi! Give us yur money and yur phone ya dopey twit! Before I lose my temper!"

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How do you react?

What do you do?
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AirFresh
10/13/19 7:37:01 PM
#2:


Show them that I do not carry physical cash and explain that my card balance is only $12 and suggest they rob someone else.

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Irony
10/13/19 7:37:47 PM
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If they were acting tough they'd be snapping their fingers in sync
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Ving_Rhames
10/13/19 7:40:16 PM
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I shoot them.
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UnfairRepresent
10/13/19 7:42:17 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
I shoot them.

Daymn

Even the 2 back up guys?
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AdmiralStiff
10/13/19 7:43:48 PM
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SC1rmGL
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TheDreadedWave
10/13/19 7:45:49 PM
#7:


Be robbed

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Laserion
10/13/19 7:47:46 PM
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I disable his knife with my sonic screwdriver.
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Ivynn
10/13/19 7:50:24 PM
#9:


My big Black British friend named Wesley swoops in and beats the crap out of them with his kung fu skills.
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Dyinglegacy
10/13/19 7:53:04 PM
#10:


Give them what I have. It can be replaced, and they are just stupid kids.

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D_Fen_Door
10/13/19 7:58:04 PM
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I tell them not to make me karate chop them. I cook a mean karate chop.

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UnfairRepresent
10/13/19 8:03:46 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Give them what I have. It can be replaced, and they are just stupid kids.

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Vol2tex
10/13/19 8:32:16 PM
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OwlRammer
10/13/19 8:36:41 PM
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Ivynn posted...
My big Black British friend named Wesley swoops in and beats the crap out of them with his kung fu skills.

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EvenSpoonier
10/13/19 8:40:39 PM
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Start whistling Megalovania.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/19 5:52:56 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
Ivynn posted...
My big Black British friend named Wesley swoops in and beats the crap out of them with his kung fu skills.

What if your friends weren't there
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Garioshi
10/15/19 5:54:48 PM
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I'll pass

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UnfairRepresent
10/16/19 5:05:33 AM
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Garioshi posted...
I'll pass

They wont let you pass
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