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UnfairRepresent 10/13/19 7:35:51 PM #1: |
You're walking home one evening down an alley when you see 3 teens acting like toughs, leaning against walls with hoodies on.
Then as you get close suddenly they advance on you, blocking the way forward. The leader pulls out a knife and in a west London accent goes "Oi! Give us yur money and yur phone ya dopey twit! Before I lose my temper!" How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 10/13/19 7:37:01 PM #2: |
Show them that I do not carry physical cash and explain that my card balance is only $12 and suggest they rob someone else.
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Irony 10/13/19 7:37:47 PM #3: |
If they were acting tough they'd be snapping their fingers in sync
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Ving_Rhames 10/13/19 7:40:16 PM #4: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/13/19 7:42:17 PM #5: |
Ving_Rhames posted...
I shoot them. Daymn Even the 2 back up guys? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 7:43:48 PM #6: |
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TheDreadedWave 10/13/19 7:45:49 PM #7: |
Be robbed
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Laserion 10/13/19 7:47:46 PM #8: |
I disable his knife with my sonic screwdriver.
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Ivynn 10/13/19 7:50:24 PM #9: |
My big Black British friend named Wesley swoops in and beats the crap out of them with his kung fu skills.
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Dyinglegacy 10/13/19 7:53:04 PM #10: |
Give them what I have. It can be replaced, and they are just stupid kids.
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D_Fen_Door 10/13/19 7:58:04 PM #11: |
I tell them not to make me karate chop them. I cook a mean karate chop.
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UnfairRepresent 10/13/19 8:03:46 PM #12: |
Dyinglegacy posted...
Give them what I have. It can be replaced, and they are just stupid kids. "Do you think Tuco had 'breakage'!?" ~ Walt --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vol2tex 10/13/19 8:32:16 PM #13: |
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OwlRammer 10/13/19 8:36:41 PM #14: |
Ivynn posted...
My big Black British friend named Wesley swoops in and beats the crap out of them with his kung fu skills. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvenSpoonier 10/13/19 8:40:39 PM #15: |
Start whistling Megalovania.
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UnfairRepresent 10/15/19 5:52:56 PM #16: |
OwlRammer posted...
Ivynn posted...My big Black British friend named Wesley swoops in and beats the crap out of them with his kung fu skills. What if your friends weren't there --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 10/15/19 5:54:48 PM #17: |
I'll pass
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UnfairRepresent 10/16/19 5:05:33 AM #18: |
Garioshi posted...
I'll pass They wont let you pass --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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