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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 12:28:36 PM #1: |
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ilkerkoksal/2019/10/04/amazon-introduces-new-invite-only-products-alexa-enabled-rings-and-glasses/
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-Cipher- 10/07/19 12:30:04 PM #2: |
No keep that botnet away from me
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 12:34:43 PM #3: |
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No keep that botnet away from me Hmm? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 1:21:40 PM #4: |
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 2:14:54 PM #5: |
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GoodOlJr 10/07/19 2:21:07 PM #6: |
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AlephZero 10/07/19 2:23:23 PM #7: |
It's not enough to pay to bug your own home, now you can pay to send your entire life experience to Amazon.
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 2:33:51 PM #8: |
AlephZero posted...
It's not enough to pay to bug your own home, now you can pay to send your entire life experience to Amazon. Yes --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 10/07/19 2:44:20 PM #9: |
Fuck no.
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 3:30:32 PM #10: |
garan posted...
Fuck no. But convenience --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krojen 10/07/19 3:36:02 PM #11: |
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divot1338 10/07/19 3:45:25 PM #12: |
I signed up to get one of those rings.
I dont really care for jewelry but I feel like I could potentially misuse the fuck out of a smart ring. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Target 10/07/19 3:46:47 PM #13: |
I'm a little interested in using these for listening to music but I need to see the reviews first
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garan 10/07/19 3:46:51 PM #14: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
garan posted...Fuck no. But stupid bullshit that I have no need of. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 10/07/19 3:53:33 PM #15: |
One day we'll have smart underwear that also needs to be charged overnight along with the phone, watch, glasses, earphones, and ring.
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Shotgunnova 10/07/19 3:56:23 PM #16: |
Naw, man.
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SwayM 10/07/19 4:14:23 PM #17: |
www.Forbes.com...
Turn off your adblocker Here's an idea Go fuck yourselves --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Admiral 10/07/19 4:16:05 PM #18: |
"Here Amazon, let me pay you to spy on me"
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SmidgeIsntBack 10/07/19 4:17:36 PM #19: |
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5G is literally going to be a nightmare every time I hear about fucking smart cities and getting rid of broadband for gigabit wireless internet in every house and filling up those houses with fucking smart refrigerators and ovens and thermostats and water heaters and door locks and cars I wish I could just wake up screaming and sweating and then realize it's all a bad dream and go back to sleep. Forget about home wifi forget about being able to route all the network traffic coming out of your home thru a VPN or selecting your own DNS servers or MAC filtering we're just handing over all of our network security to AT&T and Verizon and every fucking thing in your life is gonna have a 5G modem and a smart assistant AI constantly listening to you and it's all gonna be accessible from the internet and it's all gonna be sending recordings of everything we're doing to Google and Apple and Amazon and when the e waste piles up and the cobalt mines run dry and the Amazon data centers that store all the audio files take up an area the size of 12 states and there's not enough fossil fuel on the planet left to burn or renewable energy to collect to power all this shit I guess we'll all fucking sit in the ruins and remember how much fun it was to tell Alexa to lock and unlock the front door over and over just for the novelty of it --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pauIie 10/07/19 4:23:40 PM #20: |
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divot1338 10/07/19 4:28:12 PM #21: |
bknight posted...
One day well have smart underwear Alexa, play with my balls. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 4:38:37 PM #22: |
SwayM posted...
www.Forbes.com...Turn off your adblocker Oh, here: The first products that Amazon is going to be testing include digital rings and glasses. Even though Amazon is not the first one to play around with glasses and technology (think of Google Glass), they have offered a different perspective on this matter. Unlike Google Glass, Amazons Echo Frames dont have a camera. These are simple glasses with a minimalist design that can be connected to Amazons Alexa to listen and respond to the user. The $180 Echo Frames come without any prescription lenses, even though lenses can be added if necessary. The glasses feature a microphone and two speakers directed right at your ears, allowing you to play music, listen to podcasts, or hear Alexas responses to your inquiries. These somewhat stylish glasses are not nearly as odd or surprising as the other product Amazon had in store the Echo Loop. This Alexa-enabled ring features two built-in microphones and a small speaker. The ring has the same purpose as the Echo Frames and its current retail price is $129. It allows users to communicate with Alexa more easily without having to take out their phone. Paired with your phone, this ring lets you access information throughout the day, Amazon writes. Its super easy to connect with Alexa without breaking stride or digging out your phone, for those simple things like turning on the lights or calculating the tip on your lunch bill. Simply press a button, talk softly to Alexa, and then the answer comes discretely through a small speaker built into the ring. --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 7:24:28 PM #23: |
divot1338 posted...
bknight posted...One day well have smart underwear lol --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hop103 10/07/19 7:25:30 PM #24: |
Spying devices?
No thanks. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 8:46:19 PM #25: |
Hop103 posted...
Spying devices? Alexa is always listening --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/07/19 10:53:48 PM #26: |
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/08/19 2:15:51 PM #27: |
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NeonOctopus 10/08/19 2:18:40 PM #28: |
Sweet! Now I can have my outside life datamined as well as my inside life!
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SailorGoon 10/08/19 2:21:40 PM #29: |
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YoshitoKikuchi 10/08/19 7:17:53 PM #30: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Sweet! Now I can have my outside life datamined as well as my inside life! It's for your benefit --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tenmyouji 10/08/19 7:32:09 PM #31: |
That's a negative.
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gguirao 10/11/19 3:24:26 AM #32: |
Just glasses.
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