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UnfairRepresent
10/06/19 4:10:18 PM
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Your son tells you that he is coming over to introduce you to his new fiancee.

Then when he arrives you open the door and are shocked to this:

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He says "Hey Dad. This is my fiancee Ahmed Khalid Sidig. I know you're surprised but dont be. We both wondered why I could never make it work with all those girls. I was just looking in the wrong place,"

Later Ahmed leaves the room to cook the kebabs and your son lights up whispering "Hes fucking loaded dad. I mean like fucking ass private island level shit. This is the goldmine I'm tellin' ya"

How would you react?
What would you do?
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KID VID
10/06/19 4:11:15 PM
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10/06/19 4:11:18 PM
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boxington
10/06/19 4:15:57 PM
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that's my boy
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karlpilkington4
10/06/19 4:16:35 PM
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My first reaction would be :

Wtf, I have a son?
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Sirfetchd
10/06/19 4:21:04 PM
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Later Ahmed leaves the room to cook the kebabs


My first question would be if the kebabs are halal?
You brought armhead over and now hes cooking as a guest? Are the kebabs kosher?
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/19 4:24:47 PM
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Sirfetchd posted...

Later Ahmed leaves the room to cook the kebabs


My first question would be if the kebabs are halal?
You brought armhead over and now hes cooking as a guest? Are the kebabs kosher?

This is probably why he is cooking
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Trips__Monkey
10/06/19 4:25:55 PM
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I start to spend more time with my son doing things we can both enjoy together.
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/19 4:45:22 PM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
My first reaction would be :

Wtf, I have a son?

In this hypothetical sure
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teepan95
10/06/19 4:49:57 PM
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Didn't know the Arab states legalised gay marriage
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emblem boy
10/06/19 4:57:00 PM
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boxington posted...
that's my boy

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Shotgunnova
10/06/19 4:59:57 PM
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Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This contains less fiances than previously indicated.
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/19 5:56:06 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Didn't know the Arab states legalised gay marriage

who said they did?
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10/06/19 5:59:56 PM
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Offworlder1
10/06/19 6:14:15 PM
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Just know if he finds out you are a gold digger and/or cheat on him your likely to be killed.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:18:40 PM
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"let daddy wet his beak or Im blowing up your spot"
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Medzzz
10/06/19 6:19:45 PM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
My first reaction would be :

Wtf, I have a son?

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UnfairRepresent
10/06/19 6:19:54 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Just know if he finds out you are a gold digger and/or cheat on him your likely to be killed.

"Its 'you're ' dad"
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Offworlder1
10/06/19 6:24:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Just know if he finds out you are a gold digger and/or cheat on him your likely to be killed.

"Its 'you're ' dad"

The point remains, I hope your as dedicated to polishing his knob as you are to grammar.
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Gamerguymass
10/06/19 6:25:21 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Didn't know the Arab states legalised gay marriage


Yeah this guy isn't going to be loaded anymore when his family finds out he's gay.

I would think I did something wrong raising him if he is doing stupid shit like this. If that's what he tells me then he gets a slap upside the head and told to stop fucking with people's feelings.
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UnfairRepresent
10/07/19 10:49:08 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Yeah this guy isn't going to be loaded anymore when his family finds out he's gay.

When you're that rich you make the rules

Look at Epstein or Jimmy Savile. Molested kids for decades and people knew it but they had money so no one cared.

You think a brother is going to lose his island because a guy went down on him? No way
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UnfairRepresent
10/08/19 12:02:38 PM
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And he was never seen
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FFVII_REMAKE
10/08/19 12:04:18 PM
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It is the religion of peace afterall.
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AdmiralStiff
10/08/19 12:04:50 PM
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