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Verdekal
10/02/19 2:55:25 AM
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Delivering little bundles of love

in a box

directly to your door.

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Don't tease the octopus, kids!
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inTaCtfuL
10/02/19 2:59:00 AM
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We've got a new friend for everyone! He's got fur and a tail. He gets into lots of trouble, but he's a bouncy little fellow, cause he's got springs for legs! Pogo the Monkey, the best new video game for the whole family.

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HBKick18
10/02/19 3:00:59 AM
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Is your job affecting your health? Does working take time away from family and social events like watching wrestling? There's an easy solution. Sue your Boss!
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Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs.
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nevershine
10/02/19 3:16:44 AM
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Are you tired of having to clean up after house guests and family members?
All that scrubbing mud tracked in from a rainy day? Or even using a scrub brush to scrape that poo your cousin smeared on your bathroom mirror?
Well, have we got a surprise in store for you!
Introducing the Guest Gust!
Just install and mount the 50 foot fan right inside your front door, out of sight.
Next, run our patent pending People Sucker right across from it, which will run outside and into a large 100/100 meter box!
As soon as the unwanted guest enters your home, the infrared beam triggers the fan with the force of a category 10 hurricane and blows them through the People Sucker Pipe and outside into their new habitat!
Its a win win situation for everyone!
(Damn did I really just type all that up?)
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"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
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Vicious_Dios
10/02/19 3:35:03 AM
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Has your marriage gone stale?
Has the spark gone out of your lovelife?
Looking to add a little adventure to the monotony of Monogamy?

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S / K / Y / N / E
Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta
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Verdekal
10/02/19 4:06:02 AM
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I was grabbin' a burger at the Happy Blimp when all of a sudden these guys crashed through the window and started shootin' at each other! I was so exicted, I didn't even realize I'd been hit! Ever since then, I've been hooked on Liberty City Survivor! I watch it every day in the hospital!

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MuayThai85
10/02/19 4:34:21 AM
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You can actually order dogs, cats, birds, turtles, lizards, etc on Taobao in China. They'll deliver them right to your door anywhere in the country.
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How can one person post so much stupid s***?
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