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UnfairRepresent
09/28/19 11:44:45 AM
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You're at work one day when your boss comes over while eating an ice cream and says

"Hey [Lastname]! I'm going to need that Robertson file completed before Tuesday so we can mmmm *suckle*.... *chomp*... so Murdock can look into that merger and-"

Then you look around and notice literally everyone has ice creams which makes you say

"Where did everyone get ice cream from?"

"Oh, I got it from the Ice-Cream truck that just went by a while ago. You know they call them Ice-Cream Vans in Europe? I would have got you one but I thought you were at lunch" Your boss says unconvincingly while finishing off the cone.

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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Guide
09/28/19 11:45:23 AM
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"Thanks for respecting my diet, boss."
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SaltyWet
09/28/19 11:45:26 AM
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If it's not my favorite flavor I don't care.
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R1masher
09/28/19 11:46:15 AM
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Go on ce and make a post about it
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Serious Cat
09/28/19 11:47:00 AM
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I used to have a coworker who would bring in egg rolls for specific people and leave others out.
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UnfairRepresent
09/28/19 11:47:57 AM
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Serious Cat posted...
I used to have a coworker who would bring in egg rolls for specific people and leave others out.

Egg rolls are gross tho
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/28/19 11:51:56 AM
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Yes repeatedly making the same topics.
I do what I said last time you made this exact topic
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slimfizzle4
09/28/19 12:10:22 PM
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Damn I had sex with him and didn't even get ice cream
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UnfairRepresent
09/28/19 6:11:45 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
Damn I had sex with him and didn't even get ice cream

eww
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Lairen
09/28/19 6:13:12 PM
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This is sexual harassment and i dont have to take it!
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/19 7:48:44 AM
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Lairen posted...
This is sexual harassment and i dont have to take it!

wut

How is this sexual harrassment?
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bover_87
09/30/19 7:55:43 AM
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someone ask muffinz0rs

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Distant_Rainbow
09/30/19 8:03:21 AM
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"Oh, it's chocolate? Well, gee thanks, boss. Never liked chocolate anyway. F*** chocolate. Might've been awkward since I don't eat that ****. Just make sure you don't forget mine when there's vanilla, or strawberry! :)"
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/19 8:36:23 AM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
"Oh, it's chocolate? Well, gee thanks, boss. Never liked chocolate anyway. F*** chocolate. Might've been awkward since I don't eat that ****. Just make sure you don't forget mine when there's vanilla, or strawberry! :)"

your boss eating chocolate doesn't mean that's all the truck served dude
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Kajagogo
09/30/19 8:36:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Serious Cat posted...
I used to have a coworker who would bring in egg rolls for specific people and leave others out.

Egg rolls are gross tho


It's just meat, cabbage and carrots wrapped up in a wonton.
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Distant_Rainbow
09/30/19 8:47:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Distant_Rainbow posted...
"Oh, it's chocolate? Well, gee thanks, boss. Never liked chocolate anyway. F*** chocolate. Might've been awkward since I don't eat that ****. Just make sure you don't forget mine when there's vanilla, or strawberry! :)"

your boss eating chocolate doesn't mean that's all the truck served dude


It implies that if he would have gotten me one without asking me, he would have picked chocolate for me as well.

So no thanks.
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Kanaya413
09/30/19 8:49:35 AM
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Alteres
09/30/19 9:00:42 AM
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Who tf says or types "suckle"... seriously wtf?
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/19 9:15:21 AM
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Alteres posted...
Who tf says or types "suckle"... seriously wtf?

it's a sound dude

he's suckling the ice cream
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Romulox28
09/30/19 9:15:57 AM
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put in my two weeks

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Middle hope
09/30/19 9:22:42 AM
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Tell hr he is sexually harassing me

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