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No_U_L7
09/26/19 2:15:04 PM
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From spain?

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ChrisTaka
09/26/19 2:19:43 PM
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Yes, you might as well say, "I have money, now fuck me"
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Vicious_Dios
09/26/19 2:21:00 PM
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From Spain? No. From Itally? Yes.

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Pepys Monster
09/26/19 2:28:35 PM
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What do you get out of these topics? Does it make you feel "cool"? IDGI.
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 2:29:54 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
From Spain? No. From Itally? Yes.


Jokes on you, Spain is more well known for excellent craftsmanship of mens Goodyear welted footwear

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VanananaHeyHey
09/26/19 3:41:18 PM
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It makes you sound more insecure than pretentious. Let your style do the talking and if she asks specifically where you get your shoes, tell her the name of the company and, if you must, that it's based in Spain.

Making a conspicuous show of them being custom and imported is obnoxious, plus keeping it quiet gives you more impressive allure when she discovers your precision expectations.
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 3:42:13 PM
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VanananaHeyHey posted...
It makes you sound more insecure than pretentious. Let your style do the talking and if she asks specifically where you get your shoes, tell her the name of the company and, if you must, that it's based in Spain.

Making a conspicuous show of them being custom and imported is obnoxious, plus keeping it quiet gives you more impressive allure when she discovers your precision expectations.


In this scenario, I've taken the girl home, she sees my huge collection on my shoe rack and asks me about them

It's the first thing girls see in my apt, its functional art

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GATTJT
09/26/19 3:51:42 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
What do you get out of these topics? Does it make you feel "cool"? IDGI.
I think part of the fun is when TC gets posts like this.

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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:19:49 PM
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What size shoe do you wear?
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:19:59 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
What size shoe do you wear?


6.5 uk

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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:26:25 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
What size shoe do you wear?


6.5 uk


Thats a 7.5 in US for people too lazy to find a chart.
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pegusus123456
09/26/19 4:28:17 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
What size shoe do you wear?


6.5 uk


Thats a 7.5 in US for people too lazy to find a chart.

So TC has hilariously tiny feet?
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SauI_Goodman
09/26/19 4:28:57 PM
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Italy would sound more impressive. I told a chick I paid $500 once for my shoes. For each shoe. I think she bought it.
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:31:40 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
So TC has hilariously tiny feet?


We dont body shame on this board. I'm also 5-6 and have a 5.5 inch D...would you like to make fun of that too? Everything is proportional and perfectly fine

SauI_Goodman posted...
Italy would sound more impressive. I told a chick I paid $500 once for my shoes. For each shoe. I think she bought it.


I dont lie to girls

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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:34:21 PM
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Yeah guys. Dont make fun of his feet.

So are you gonna post a pic of your functional art?
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:37:27 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Yeah guys. Dont make fun of his feet.

So are you gonna post a pic of your functional art?


I have 100% inner confidence, nothing you post will make me feel sad if that is your goal. Itll only make those who have similar measurements and less self confidence than me be sad

Here are some pics http://imgur.com/a/GLH9lIW

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SauI_Goodman
09/26/19 4:39:02 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
So TC has hilariously tiny feet?


We dont body shame on this board. I'm also 5-6 and have a 5.5 inch D...would you like to make fun of that too? Everything is proportional and perfectly fine

SauI_Goodman posted...
Italy would sound more impressive. I told a chick I paid $500 once for my shoes. For each shoe. I think she bought it.


I dont lie to girls

you have half a inch more than I do. but i am 6'0 so it's probably worse for me. since they are expecting a humongous d.
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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:42:16 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Yeah guys. Dont make fun of his feet.

So are you gonna post a pic of your functional art?


I have 100% inner confidence, nothing you post will make me feel sad if that is your goal. Itll only make those who have similar measurements and less self confidence than me be sad

Here are some pics http://imgur.com/a/GLH9lIW


Of the shoe rack. You said it was functional art and the first thing they see.
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ZeroX91
09/26/19 4:43:04 PM
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No but you do sound like Patrick Bateman.
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:44:42 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Of the shoe rack. You said it was functional art and the first thing they see


Was referring to the shoes lol

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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:45:01 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
No but you do sound like Patrick Bateman.


I get that all the time. Someone said that in a topic just yday

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Gamerguymass
09/26/19 4:47:18 PM
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I can't imagine wasting so much money on such frivolous bullshit.
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:48:14 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
I can't imagine wasting so much money on such frivolous bullshit.


I appreciate quality

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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:48:41 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Of the shoe rack. You said it was functional art and the first thing they see


Was referring to the shoes lol


You mentioned a shoe rack, I assumed you meant they saw that first. Your shoes are the first thing they see when they enter your apartment? Do you mean the ones you are wearing at that time, or are they just lying around everywhere?
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:50:51 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
You mentioned a shoe rack, I assumed you meant they saw that first. Your shoes are the first thing they see when they enter your apartment? Do you mean the ones you are wearing at that time, or are they just lying around everywhere?


My shoes are on the shoe rack...

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Gamerguymass
09/26/19 4:52:31 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
I can't imagine wasting so much money on such frivolous bullshit.


I appreciate quality


I never said you can't have quality things. But it is frivolous bullshit to have a complete mental breakdown if you don't buy a new pair of over priced shoes every week. I mean honestly you are bordering on a midlife crisis at this point.
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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:52:32 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
You mentioned a shoe rack, I assumed you meant they saw that first. Your shoes are the first thing they see when they enter your apartment? Do you mean the ones you are wearing at that time, or are they just lying around everywhere?


My shoes are on the shoe rack...


...and that is the first thing they see?
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ZeroX91
09/26/19 4:53:51 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
ZeroX91 posted...
No but you do sound like Patrick Bateman.


I get that all the time. Someone said that in a topic just yday

Lol
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 4:55:39 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
I never said you can't have quality things. But it is frivolous bullshit to have a complete mental breakdown if you don't buy a new pair of over priced shoes every week. I mean honestly you are bordering on a midlife crisis at this point.


I have like 10 pairs, only half are custom designed

I dont buy a pair every week lol

Also like watches, people dont realize the resale value...I get 50% back whenever I decide to sell

And I've been having a non stop mid life crisis since 13...I think it's just a life crisis at this point lmao

NeoShadowhen posted...
...and that is the first thing they see?


Yes, it's right by the door

What are you picturing...?

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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:58:27 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
I never said you can't have quality things. But it is frivolous bullshit to have a complete mental breakdown if you don't buy a new pair of over priced shoes every week. I mean honestly you are bordering on a midlife crisis at this point.


I have like 10 pairs, only half are custom designed

I dont buy a pair every week lol

Also like watches, people dont realize the resale value...I get 50% back whenever I decide to sell

And I've been having a non stop mid life crisis since 13...I think it's just a life crisis at this point lmao

NeoShadowhen posted...
...and that is the first thing they see?


Yes, it's right by the door

What are you picturing...?


What am I picturing!? I asked for pics! Of the shoe rack!

You know what, forget it.
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No_U_L7
09/26/19 5:01:02 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
What am I picturing!? I asked for pics! Of the shoe rack!

You know what, forget it.


Idk it's a simple concept. Shoe rack by door, tons of nice shoes on it. Enter door, it grabs your attention. People notice the shoes, not the rack itself

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Summarizer
09/26/19 5:04:47 PM
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So take heed, take heed of the western winds
Take heed of the stormy weather
And yes, there's something you can send back to me
Spanish boots of Spanish leather
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