Current Events > Accidentally pregnant woman decides to sue condom delivery man for being late.

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St0rmFury 09/24/19 11:09:25 PM #1:	Condom deliveryman in China sued over pregnancy A woman from Suzhou province in China has blamed a condom deliveryman who arrived eight minutes later than promised and is suing him for 30,000 yuan (S$5,804), reported China Press. The woman, known as Su, had ordered condoms from an online delivery service last month which promised to deliver them under 20 minutes. However, after taking a shower, she received a message saying that due to the adverse weather, the delivery could be slightly late. Unable to endure a minute longer, Su and her boyfriend had sex. The condoms arrived in 28 minutes but the two had already finished. Earlier this month, Su discovered she was pregnant and is now suing the deliveryman. "If he had delivered on time, this would not have happened," she said. Su is asking for compensation for medical costs and the cost of bearing a foetus to term. https://www.asiaone.com/china/condom-deliveryman-china-sued-over-pregnancy Can Americans top this? --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:927905459] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote><quote>Condom deliveryman in China sued over pregnancy A woman from Suzhou province in China has blamed a condom deliveryman who arrived eight minutes later than promised and is suing him for 30,000 yuan (S$5,804), reported China Press. The woman, known as Su, had ordered condoms from an online delivery service last month which promised to deliver them under 20 minutes. However, after taking a shower, she received a message saying that due to the adverse weather, the delivery could be slightly late. Unable to endure a minute longer, Su and her boyfriend had sex. The condoms arrived in 28 minutes but the two had already finished. Earlier this month, Su discovered she was pregnant and is now suing the deliveryman. "If he had delivered on time, this would not have happened," she said. Su is asking for compensation for medical costs and the cost of bearing a foetus to term.</quote> https://www.asiaone.com/china/condom-deliveryman-china-sued-over-pregnancy Can Americans top this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doctor Foxx 09/24/19 11:10:48 PM #2:	America couldn't afford to offer an under 20 minutes or free delivery policy --- Not a doctor. Shh! <cite>Doctor Foxx posted [p:927905519] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>America couldn't afford to offer an under 20 minutes or free delivery policy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/24/19 11:11:03 PM #3:	Is a foetus what you call a fetus thats your enemy? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:927905532] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>Is a foetus what you call a fetus thats your enemy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/24/19 11:12:28 PM #4:	It's this like, the universe trying to balance out the accidentally abortion woman from Korea? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:927905583] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>It's this like, the universe trying to balance out the accidentally abortion woman from Korea? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 09/24/19 11:13:04 PM #5:	Doctor Foxx posted... America couldn't afford to offer an under 20 minutes or free delivery policy I don't even know how they offer that here in China. I just ordered milk tea from a place called Coco which is only about 400m from my apartment. It is going to take 40 minutes to get here. I've received things in about 30 minutes or slightly less but that's rare. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:927905598] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>Doctor Foxx posted... </cite> <quote>America couldn't afford to offer an under 20 minutes or free delivery policy</quote> I don't even know how they offer that here in China. I just ordered milk tea from a place called Coco which is only about 400m from my apartment. It is going to take 40 minutes to get here. I've received things in about 30 minutes or slightly less but that's rare. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 09/24/19 11:13:05 PM #6:	https://twitter.com/dril/status/687446125457096704?lang=en --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:927905599] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/dril/status/687446125457096704?lang=en </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hicks233 09/24/19 11:14:29 PM #7:	thronedfire2 posted... Is a foetus what you call a fetus thats your enemy? It's the English spelling, not the Classical/Latin one. --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. <cite>Hicks233 posted [p:927905633] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Is a foetus what you call a fetus thats your enemy?</quote> It's the English spelling, not the Classical/Latin one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieMarvin 09/24/19 11:14:53 PM #8:	they dont call it a dick appointment for nothing. got a schedule to keep out here folks --- https://i.imgtc.com/tiJ2WDn.jpg <cite>CookieMarvin posted [p:927905643] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>they dont call it a dick appointment for nothing. got a schedule to keep out here folks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marc55 09/24/19 11:15:34 PM #9:	a condom delivery man ? thats a weird job --- There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens. <cite>marc55 posted [p:927905663] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>a condom delivery man ? thats a weird job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 09/24/19 11:17:47 PM #10:	what an entitled bitch --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:927905751] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>what an entitled bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 09/24/19 11:18:13 PM #11:	marc55 posted... a condom delivery man ? thats a weird job You can have beer, oreos and cigarettes delivered to you at 3am here if you want it. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:927905762] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>marc55 posted... </cite> <quote>a condom delivery man ? thats a weird job</quote> You can have beer, oreos and cigarettes delivered to you at 3am here if you want it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/24/19 11:19:20 PM #12:	Whatever happened to being prepared before the event? Im clueless about sex and I had a condom when I tried. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:927905804] in Accidental... [t:78039694]...</cite> <quote>Whatever happened to being prepared before the event? Im clueless about sex and I had a condom when I tried.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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