Current Events > I just got a job offer for $450k yearly, $30k signing bonus, full benefits

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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:08:44 PM
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lolerpalooza

can't wait to start working.
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Abiz_
09/24/19 7:09:28 PM
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Grats, hopefully your wife at her parent's place doesn't decide to move on. Guess you could afford it though.
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The Admiral
09/24/19 7:09:39 PM
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This happened right after you beat Lonzo Ball in a game of 21.

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CaptainOfCrush
09/24/19 7:12:15 PM
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DanHaren2019 posted...
can't wait to start working.
Start working? You don't usually get a position with such a salary unless you've already been working (for years or decades) and either repeatedly move up your corporation's ranks or are actively recruited by industry competition.

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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:12:38 PM
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Hospitalists where I am only make $200k w/ $5k quarterly bonuses.

But at least the cost of living is low here.
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lesidesi
09/24/19 7:12:58 PM
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signing bonus would be higher if true
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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:13:20 PM
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CaptainOfCrush posted...
DanHaren2019 posted...
can't wait to start working.
Start working? You don't usually get a position with such a salary unless you've already been working (for years or decades) and either repeatedly move up your corporation's ranks or are actively recruited by industry competition.


Or you're a doctor. Particularly, one that does procedures.
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TheVipaGTS
09/24/19 7:13:20 PM
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so will this still require your wife and child to leave you for a quarter of the year?
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bobbysjoby2
09/24/19 7:14:01 PM
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This dude has a new life story every time lmao, whens that Popeyes sandwhich coming back bruh?
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CaptainOfCrush
09/24/19 7:16:45 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Or you're a doctor. Particularly, one that does procedures.
Very true, it's possible for surgeons or specialists to earn such a salary right after residency (my parents gently encouraged my sister to specialize, but she focused on peds for half the money). So I guess it could be true for TC if he just wrapped up medical residency.

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MacadamianNut3
09/24/19 7:17:10 PM
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lesidesi posted...
signing bonus would be higher if true

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Guerrilla Soldier
09/24/19 7:17:26 PM
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does no one remember our good friend danny haren
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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:18:16 PM
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CaptainOfCrush posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Or you're a doctor. Particularly, one that does procedures.
Very true, it's possible for surgeons or specialists to earn such a salary right after residency (my parents gently encouraged my sister to specialize, but she focused on peds for half the money). So I guess it could be true for TC if he just wrapped up medical residency.


Meanwhile the real brains of the operation (Internal Medicine) gets paid the least.
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Flockaveli
09/24/19 7:18:51 PM
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Beans is still defending this dude.
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:19:04 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Hospitalists where I am only make $200k w/ $5k quarterly bonuses.

But at least the cost of living is low here.


wow thats the low end for sure, i would not take that job. Most places I'm familiar with (which is west coast + nevada) offer 220-250 for hospitalists base salary and thats 2 on 2 off with 12 hour shifts for a typical schedule. Personally I wouldn't take less than 230.

but i'm talking about pulmonary / critical care,for which i'm hearing 350 on average in the west coast. I personally know several people who took 400+ for their first job.
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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:19:23 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Beans is still defending this dude.


...what are you even talking about
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REMercsChamp
09/24/19 7:19:26 PM
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Well good. At least someone on here is doing something with their life.

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MacadamianNut3
09/24/19 7:19:38 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
does no one remember our good friend danny haren

I just remember him as the hopeful Oklahoma fan before the NCAAF board died

Is this what cfb disappointment does to people o_o
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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:20:19 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
does no one remember our good friend danny haren

I just remember him as the hopeful Oklahoma fan before the NCAAF board died

Is this what cfb disappointment does to people o_o


Oklahoma has been disappointing fans since time immemorial
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R1masher
09/24/19 7:20:36 PM
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Are you an abortionist ?
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:21:14 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
I just remember him as the hopeful Oklahoma fan before the NCAAF board died

Is this what cfb disappointment does to people o_o


lol was always an oklahoma hater. My teams are: Cal, and if they arent in it, I root for any pac-12 team. And in the SEC I root for LSU. In the big 12 I root for WVU. In the big 10 I root for Michigan.
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lww99
09/24/19 7:21:35 PM
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Congrats. Your signing bonus is my annual pay lol.
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sktgamer_13dude
09/24/19 7:23:01 PM
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:23:47 PM
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I do admit, its an offer from a state that is not desirable to live in, so I wont realistically take it.
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TheVipaGTS
09/24/19 7:24:25 PM
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DanHaren2019 posted...
I do admit, its an offer from a state that is not desirable to live in, so I wont realistically take it.

is it the same stat your wife and child are moving to?
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:25:12 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
is it the same stat your wife and child are moving to?


no they are moving to california which is one of the most desirable state in the country to live in, hence one of the most expensive.

but I do find it hilarious how shook up you are about that.
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:26:09 PM
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The Admiral posted...
This happened right after you beat Lonzo Ball in a game of 21.


Oh, you've finally watched youtube videos and learned how to play 21?
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MacadamianNut3
09/24/19 7:26:30 PM
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DanHaren2019 posted...
lol was always an oklahoma hater.

Hmm my bad. I guess I got it backwards because I always saw you in Oklahoma topics.

But

DanHaren2019 posted...
And in the SEC I root for LSU.

Tbh this is even worse than my original assumption. LSU hype train is on a new level even compared to previous years, would be a shame if Bama just straight up killed it for an 8th year. Hell I even expected LSU to destroy ND the last two times they played and they still managed to fuck that up lol
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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:27:38 PM
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Dude.

Don't flaunt your income. It's unbecoming, and unnecessary. Do your job, make your money, live your life. But don't boast about your income. There are plenty of people here who barely get by.
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:28:28 PM
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my bad, ill close this topic

dont meant to flaunt, im just genuinely taken aback by it. I'm someone that has just had his head down and worked like crazy, so seeing these offers is pretty shocking to me.
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R1masher
09/24/19 7:29:02 PM
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When?
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R1masher
09/24/19 7:29:41 PM
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Now?
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 7:29:52 PM
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R1masher posted...
When?


i guess 20 min after the last post, isn't that when I can close it
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coolcono
09/24/19 7:30:09 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Well good. At least someone on here is doing something with their life.

Then why is he on CEboard. Reeks of bogus.
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R1masher
09/24/19 7:30:20 PM
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20 minutes from now ?
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REMercsChamp
09/24/19 7:37:48 PM
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coolcono posted...
Then why is he on CEboard. Reeks of bogus.
You have a point. I don't think I've ever come on here to celebrate anything.

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MacadamianNut3
09/24/19 7:46:05 PM
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Yeah tbh I would've maybe believed this if it wasn't overt bragging out of the blue
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Abiz_
09/24/19 7:47:43 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Nice TC, keep at it and you'll get to that 500k mark someday. I'm at over half a million a year myself, which is actually fairly uncommon for data entry, but it turns out demand for people who can type 2500 wpm is pretty high.
2500 wpm? So...What happens if you figure out you mis-type? How long does it take you to find the mistake?
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DarkRoast
09/24/19 7:48:50 PM
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Godnorgosh's keyboard is probably melted plastic
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Sexypwnstar
09/24/19 7:51:05 PM
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He types so fast that he has to wait for the computer to catch up.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
09/24/19 7:57:19 PM
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Lmfao people actually believe dan haren
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Sad_Face
09/24/19 8:00:08 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Dude.

Don't flaunt your income. It's unbecoming, and unnecessary. Do your job, make your money, live your life. But don't boast about your income. There are plenty of people here who barely get by.

Hey man, there's nothing wrong with celebrating a win.
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R1masher
09/24/19 8:01:51 PM
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Has it been 20 minutes yet ?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/24/19 8:02:56 PM
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Oh he switched from being a teacher to something in medical field.
Only took him a year too.
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DanHaren2019
09/24/19 8:05:48 PM
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R1masher posted...
Has it been 20 minutes yet ?


*5 min since the last post, but people keep posting in it.
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