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Shablagoo
09/20/19 1:05:58 PM
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https://streamable.com/ab5q9

wow do u tink dey r ok?
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Pogo_Marimo
09/20/19 1:06:37 PM
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Wow! Crazy if true!
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evil_zombie11
09/20/19 1:07:03 PM
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*X-files theme*
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Yo wtf
Probably lifting or running...
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burns112233
09/20/19 1:07:46 PM
#4:


The Illuminati preparing for the great deception.
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EvalAngell
09/20/19 1:07:51 PM
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E.T.'s spaceship?

"Hommeeee....."
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Zikten
09/20/19 1:07:58 PM
#6:


aliens came to see the Naruto running
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Pogo_Marimo
09/20/19 1:09:22 PM
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Zikten posted...
aliens came to see the Naruto running

We also know that moon aliens are canon in Naruto, so this 100% checks out.
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Duncanwii
09/20/19 1:10:46 PM
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Not true. If true the government wouldn't let that be put online. They would silence them.
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V-E-G-Y-
09/20/19 1:11:09 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier
09/20/19 1:20:48 PM
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everyone listen to vegy
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SauI_Goodman
09/20/19 1:21:51 PM
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I bet it's just Bob Lazer messing with people with a bunch of colored flashlights.
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ThyCorndog
09/20/19 1:22:23 PM
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people are worried about the army shooting people but what about the aliens killing everyone instead?
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Shablagoo
09/20/19 1:26:10 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
people are worried about the army shooting people but what about the aliens killing everyone instead?

what if dey are our friends and trying to get to us but da evil government keeps blocking dem?

Guerrilla Soldier posted...
everyone listen to vegy

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ThyCorndog
09/20/19 1:28:23 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
people are worried about the army shooting people but what about the aliens killing everyone instead?

what if dey are our friends and trying to get to us but da evil government keeps blocking dem?

Guerrilla Soldier posted...
everyone listen to vegy

da aliens are probably racist and think we all look da same tbh. dey wont be able to tell da difference and just kill everyone
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awesome999
09/20/19 1:28:56 PM
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Tfw it turns out to be a bunch of pranksters with LEDs on a drone lmfao!
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Shablagoo
09/20/19 1:41:47 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Shablagoo posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
people are worried about the army shooting people but what about the aliens killing everyone instead?

what if dey are our friends and trying to get to us but da evil government keeps blocking dem?

Guerrilla Soldier posted...
everyone listen to vegy

da aliens are probably racist and think we all look da same tbh. dey wont be able to tell da difference and just kill everyone


:o dats racist

awesome999 posted...
Tfw it turns out to be a bunch of pranksters with LEDs on a drone lmfao!


i didnt know dat aliens did pranks :o
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Zikten
09/20/19 1:46:20 PM
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we can't tell the difference from most gorillas. that's why we tag em with a tracking device. aliens do the same thing with their alien implants. yea, an alien probably thinks all humans look the same. they probably have trouble even telling asians and white people apart
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Shablagoo
09/20/19 1:51:18 PM
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Zikten posted...
we can't tell the difference from most gorillas. that's why we tag em with a tracking device. aliens do the same thing with their alien implants. yea, an alien probably thinks all humans look the same. they probably have trouble even telling asians and white people apart


not me im special, dey send me messages
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ChrisTaka
09/20/19 2:02:21 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Not true. If true the government wouldn't let that be put online. They would silence them.


They must have found Alien technology that blocks government interference.
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Shablagoo
09/22/19 11:37:31 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Not true. If true the government wouldn't let that be put online. They would silence them.


They must have found Alien technology that blocks government interference.


da aliens r on our side after all yay!
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Gamerguymass
09/22/19 11:48:32 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Don't provoke da aliens omg


If we have been visited before then I doubt they want to wipe us out, otherwise they would have already done so. Nor do I think we need to worry about them harvesting our resources as if they can fly across the galaxy then they can get to tons of other uninhabited planets for natural resources.

I would imagine species from other planets look at us much like we look at an ant farm. It's fun to see what they can do and what they can build, but in the end they are unimportant and nothing more then a casual curiosity and amusement.
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