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UnfairRepresent
09/14/19 9:04:23 AM
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A golden toilet entitled America, has been stolen from the birthplace of Winston Churchill in the early hours of this morning. The loo, worth 1 million, was part of an art exhibition on display at the Oxfordshire residence when it was taken.

It was plumbed in and available for visitors to use. Police said the toilet was ripped from the floor, causing significant damage and flooding and it has not yet been recovered.

The golden lavatory was designed by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, and drew large crowds when it was exhibited in New York. The artwork is named America and its theft was reported just before 5am this morning. No-one was hurt during the burglary but Blenheim Palace was closed until lunchtime. Last month, ahead of the toilets installation, the Duke of Marlboroughs half-brother, Edward Spencer-Churchill, said the lavatory wouldnt be the easiest thing to nick. Mr Spencer-Churchill told the Times: Firstly, its plumbed in and secondly, a potential thief will have no idea who last used the toilet or what they ate. So no, I dont plan to be guarding it.

Detective Inspector Jess Milne from Thames Valley Police, said: The piece of art that has been stolen is a high value toilet made out of gold that was on display at the palace. Due to the toilet being plumbed in to the building, this has caused significant damage and flooding.

'We believe a group offenders used at least two vehicles during the offence. The artwork has not been recovered at this time but we are conducting a thorough investigation to find it and bring those responsible to justice. Residents will see an increased police presence in the area while officers and staff carry out enquiries. I am appealing to anyone who saw or heard anything suspicious in the area to contact police.

A 66-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the incident and remains in police custody.
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Full ARticle: https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/14/solid-gold-toilet-worth-1000000-stolen-blenheim-palace-10742429/

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Man some Italian "artwork" is impressive but this is just dumb

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aki_sora
09/14/19 9:09:07 AM
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Waste of taxes money
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Error1355
09/14/19 9:12:50 AM
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It'll show up at Trump's house.
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FaytlessHearts
09/14/19 9:13:14 AM
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What a shitty situation.

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Antifar
09/14/19 9:15:34 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The artwork is named America


That's very good
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UnfairRepresent
09/14/19 9:15:44 AM
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Error1355 posted...
It'll show up at Trump's house.


Error1355 posted...
It'll show up at Trump's house.


If it does he better rename it "England"

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pikachupwnage
09/14/19 9:18:50 AM
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Tbh if you have a solid gold toilet you kinda deserve to get robbed.

that is the most wasteful usage of money.

Whoever commissioned that thing is a fucking stupid ****.

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UnfairRepresent
09/14/19 3:07:19 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Tbh if you have a solid gold toilet you kinda deserve to get robbed.

that is the most wasteful usage of money.

Whoever commissioned that thing is a fucking stupid ****.
Ehhh

I agree but It's not worse than a lot of art that gets commisioned.

I'd take a gold toilet (that at least has a pragmatic function) over this shit:

hWOlPoA

When you see stuff like that being commisioned or bought and sold for 6/7/8 figures it just feels like either a fucking scam or a weirdly elaborate Emperor's New Clothes

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Hanky_Bannister
09/14/19 3:09:47 PM
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shitting on america
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uwnim
09/14/19 3:11:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

When you see stuff like that being commisioned or bought and sold for 6/7/8 figures it just feels like either a fucking scam or a weirdly elaborate Emperor's New Clothes

Money laundering.
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UnfairRepresent
09/14/19 3:13:13 PM
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uwnim posted...
Money laundering.
You hope its money laundering

The other possibilities are too depressing.

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DevsBro
09/16/19 8:28:13 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
A golden toilet entitled America (...) worth 1 million

"OMG why do Americans think the whole world hates them?"
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