Current Events > im on a tinder date and this girl is face timing her bf

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FuneralFroth
09/13/19 10:08:21 PM
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Bro
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/13/19 10:08:48 PM
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Get him a Nintendo Switch.
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DrizztLink
09/13/19 10:09:39 PM
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Take the phone and tell him to call back later, his girl needs some face-time with Deez nuts

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FuneralFroth
09/13/19 10:10:31 PM
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She told me to be quiet lmao. Shes 35 and has a kid, told me she has mental problems. I fucked up bringing her over here. I was horny when i was messaging her but this is all fucked.
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Chicken_Butt
09/13/19 10:11:21 PM
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Why is she still there? Kick her out.
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TheMikh
09/13/19 10:11:26 PM
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she sounds like a trainwreck breh
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FuneralFroth
09/13/19 10:12:06 PM
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I have work at 4:30 in the morning and i have to drive her back to her house what the FUCK am i doing
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brestugo
09/13/19 10:12:23 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Bro


The sensible thing to do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I" data-time="

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Blue_Inigo
09/13/19 10:17:13 PM
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Are you gonna smash tho
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skermac
09/13/19 10:19:50 PM
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why are you on a date with a girl that has a bf? are you crazy...
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FuneralFroth
09/14/19 1:00:36 AM
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So i got head and 20 bucks for gas. And now im home eating jack in the box. Eveything worked out okay. I hope i never hear from this lady again
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DrizztLink
09/14/19 1:01:21 AM
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FuneralFroth posted...
So i got head and 20 bucks for gas. And now im home eating jack in the box. Eveything worked out okay. I hope i never hear from this lady again


DrizztLink posted...
Take the phone and tell him to call back later, his girl needs some face-time with Deez nuts
FUCKING CALLED IT

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FuneralFroth
09/14/19 1:01:30 AM
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skermac posted...
why are you on a date with a girl that has a bf? are you crazy...


She didnt tell me thst part till we met in person
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FuneralFroth
09/14/19 1:02:51 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
So i got head and 20 bucks for gas. And now im home eating jack in the box. Eveything worked out okay. I hope i never hear from this lady again


DrizztLink posted...
Take the phone and tell him to call back later, his girl needs some face-time with Deez nuts
FUCKING CALLED IT


She sang fionna apple on my dick
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Blue_Inigo
09/14/19 2:11:57 AM
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So are you prepared to fight her bf?
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YourDrunkFather
09/14/19 2:14:22 AM
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Theres nothing I can say about this subject that wont get me warned at the very least so Im just not gonna say anything else

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Lonestar2000
09/14/19 2:35:10 AM
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You and her are shitty people.
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Perascamin
09/14/19 2:37:21 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
You and her are shitty people.



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assassingriskel
09/14/19 2:39:27 AM
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Sig proven every day

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FuneralFroth
09/14/19 10:54:33 AM
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metallica846 posted...
How does she go from talking to her bf to sucking your dick?

Or does bf mean best friend?


When she got off face time i told her i dont want to get in the middle of anything and she said that her bf likes to watch since hes out of state. I said are you sure and she said yes dont worry about him. She starting singing songs and whipped her tits out and fuck man i got weak. I dropped her back home.

Not my finest moment i guess
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FuneralFroth
09/14/19 11:02:17 AM
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No she already had gotten off face time. When i asked her about it she said dont worry about him he doesnt mind he usually watches anyways
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GigaSPX
09/14/19 11:52:50 AM
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What the fuck. This happened.
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Awesome
09/14/19 12:23:18 PM
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humanity is messed up
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